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Chris is definitely an orange
Chris is a potato
C'mon, as black kids say, this was an easy layup in terms of funnies.
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I love how he didn't even try to edit the random babble in the background.
Chris talking about fucking another retard: "How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"

Then he raped his senile mother who probably didn't even know he wasn't Bob.
 
Even if Praetor's only sending Chris $400 dollars at a time, that's still enough that he'd have to report it to social security and have his benefits adjusted accordingly. If they find out he didn't report it, he owes social security the difference. Unlike all his other debts he can just blow off because they can't garnish the tugboat, Social Security can and will withhold money from checks and they don't need a judge's ruling to do it.
Chris would just get a letter from social security one month saying "Because you were over paid during this period, you won't be receiving any benefits for next 16 months. Fuck you, social security administration."

That is not a joke. They will actually tell people they get no benefits for years at a time.
 
Even if Praetor's only sending Chris $400 dollars at a time, that's still enough that he'd have to report it to social security and have his benefits adjusted accordingly. If they find out he didn't report it, he owes social security the difference. Unlike all his other debts he can just blow off because they can't garnish the tugboat, Social Security can and will withhold money from checks and they don't need a judge's ruling to do it.
Chris would just get a letter from social security one month saying "Because you were over paid during this period, you won't be receiving any benefits for next 16 months. Fuck you, social security administration."

That is not a joke. They will actually tell people they get no benefits for years at a time.
Debbie, I really ought to read your books.
 
Even if Praetor's only sending Chris $400 dollars at a time, that's still enough that he'd have to report it to social security and have his benefits adjusted accordingly. If they find out he didn't report it, he owes social security the difference. Unlike all his other debts he can just blow off because they can't garnish the tugboat, Social Security can and will withhold money from checks and they don't need a judge's ruling to do it.
Chris would just get a letter from social security one month saying "Because you were over paid during this period, you won't be receiving any benefits for next 16 months. Fuck you, social security administration."

That is not a joke. They will actually tell people they get no benefits for years at a time.
I think it's something like $1400 total, over 3 months, which is enough to trigger a pause. From what I read, the SSA will pause the payments, then it would be on Chris to prove he's not getting in any additional income that can cause problems.

So if Praetor is dolling out $400 a month, he could be fine, however, his YouTube channel pulls in considerably more in donations, which would definitely put him over the limit.

There's another weird thing I saw someone point out: From what we were told, his Etsy store is "Praetor's", however, when he was doing the review video, and going onto his store to look at the reviews, they're responded to by Christine Chandler (Store Owner). So at least according to Etsy, Chris is listed as the store owner. Just by that, someone at the SSA could see that Christine Chandler is actually making six figures on his store.

Now if there's a LLC involved, is Chris involved with that? I find it strange that if Praetor is actually running Chris's store, they have Chris as the actual store owner.

The whole thing is just really weird, and I think it's really going to get Chris fucked in the ass like he's never been before.
 
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not even 20 seconds in, unleashes a monstrous belch
The moment I heard that belch I started laughing.....and I kept laughing until my vision went grey and I couldnt breathe

Chris just shows up on camera, burps like a breeder sow, and casually rakes in thousands from willing donations

I am still laughing. Even as tears roll down my cheeks.

Chris won.

He fucked barb and walked away a free man.

The gunt filmed his arrest and yet now Chris is getting more donations for livestreams than him.

He has a gal pal who literally looks like a child.

I cant stop laughing. Chris won and I cant stop fucking laughing.
 
The moment I heard that belch I started laughing.....and I kept laughing until my vision went grey and I couldnt breathe

Chris just shows up on camera, burps like a breeder sow, and casually rakes in thousands from willing donations

I am still laughing. Even as tears roll down my cheeks.

Chris won.

He fucked barb and walked away a free man.

The gunt filmed his arrest and yet now Chris is getting more donations for livestreams than him.

He has a gal pal who literally looks like a child.

I cant stop laughing. Chris won and I cant stop fucking laughing.
He's prpof that God does not exist.
 
I think it's something like $1400 total, over 3 months, which is enough to trigger a pause. From what I read, the SSA will pause the payments, then it would be on Chris to prove he's not getting in any additional income that can cause problems.

So if Praetor is dolling out $400 a month, he could be fine, however, his YouTube channel pulls in considerably more in donations, which would definitely put him over the limit.

There's another weird thing I saw someone point out: From what we were told, his Etsy store is "Praetor's", however, when he was doing the review video, and going onto his store to look at the reviews, they're responded to by Christine Chandler (Store Owner). So at least according to Etsy, Chris is listed as the store owner. Just by that, someone at the SSA could see that Christine Chandler is actually making six figures on his store.

Now if there's a LLC involved, is Chris involved with that? I find it strange that if Praetor is actually running Chris's store, they have Chris as the actual store owner.

The whole thing is just really weird, and I think it's really going to get Chris fucked in the ass like he's never been before.
He seems a lot less cautious than the days when he disavowed rollin' and trollin' because he jokingly said he had a job in that video
 
where's Flutters?
Over the hill and far away 8f she has any sense.
If you know shit about Sonic you've heard about the vile CPU Goddess. I hope at Sega and Nintendo Chris has become a horrifying legend spoken of in hushed tones.
It's probably worse than Wikipedia there when it comes to the CWC-word.
 
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I think it's something like $1400 total, over 3 months, which is enough to trigger a pause. From what I read, the SSA will pause the payments, then it would be on Chris to prove he's not getting in any additional income that can cause problems.
Chris isn't on Supplemental Security Income, or if he does somehow get that, too, the bulk of the tugboat is from Social Security Disability Insurance, which has no income cap. Donations have no impact on SSDI whatsoever.

They'd have to find it was income from actual gainful activity.

SSI would be threatened by exceeding a certain income. NOT SSDI.

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Receiving Gifts While on SSDI​

Fortunately, Social Security Disability Insurance is not a need-based program. Qualification depends on your inability to work as a result of a disabling injury. It also depends on the amount of Social Security credits you’ve earned by paying Social Security taxes out of your paychecks. This means that there’s no limit to how much you could have earned prior to experiencing your disability.

There is, however, a limit to how much you can earn as income while you are collecting disability benefits. This limit changes every year in order to keep up with inflation. For 2019, you can make no more than $1,220 ($2,040 if blind) a month in earned income while on SSDI.

The question is, how will financial gifts affect you? If someone gives you a thousand dollars and that takes you $1,000 over the limit, will that mean that you will lose $500 from your benefit payment? The answer is NO.

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They would have to find what Chris is doing to be actual work (substantial gainful activity) for it to affect his SSDI at all. It might. But it wouldn't be because of income but because doing SGA proves you aren't actually disabled.
 
@AnOminous since I can't quote your post I'll go this way:

The one thing you're incorrect about, is that YouTube/Google, and the IRS does not count donations to a YouTube personality as gifts, they consider them tips. Google will send you a 1099 if it's over $600, which means the IRS knows about it.

Chris isn't monetizing his channels, but giving him money does not in any way count as a "gift", they're 1099 taxable income if they go over a certain amount.

Charitable "gifts" are only "gifts" through YouTube/Google if the channel is actively involved with a charity, and that money goes to the charity.

Also, according to the Social Security Administration (SSA, from here out, as before "SSA" will stand for the administration, not what Chris is on, okay? That's the name of the administration, not the type of Social Security Chris is on. SSI is regular Social Security), there IS a monthly limit. Even Chris knows this fact.

https://www.youngmarrlaw.com/how-much-can-i-earn-while-on-social-security-disability-in-2023/

If you receive Social Security disability benefits in 2023, you should learn the new income limits. Disability benefit recipients are only permitted to earn a certain amount in additional income each month, on top of their checks from the Social Security Administration (SSA).

The earning limits for Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) benefit recipients have increased for 2023. The current limit is $2,460 per month for blind individuals and $1,470 for non-blind individuals. Recipients must also be aware of the monthly income amounts that might trigger a trial work period (TWP). In 2023, that amount is $1,050. Consistently earning over the allowed amounts can result in a loss of SSDI benefits for recipients. To ensure this doesn’t happen, contact our lawyers to learn more about managing your finances while receiving SSDI benefits and what to do if your benefits are threatened.
The reason Chris is on SSDI, is because he is "disabled" and cannot engage in what the SSA (Social Security Administration) considers "Substantial Gainful Activity", or SGA for short.

Now lets see what the SSA (Social Security Administration) has for SGA amounts:

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/cola/sga.html

To be eligible for disability benefits, a person must be unable to engage in substantial gainful activity (SGA). A person who is earning more than a certain monthly amount (net of impairment-related work expenses) is ordinarily considered to be engaging in SGA. The amount of monthly earnings considered as SGA depends on the nature of a person's disability. The Social Security Act specifies a higher SGA amount for statutorily blind individuals; Federal regulations specify a lower SGA amount for non-blind individuals. Both SGA amounts generally change with changes in the national average wage index.
Chris is not on SSDI simply because he's got autism, he's on it because he cannot engage in SGA, or Substantial Gainful Activity, IE working.

SSDI, per the SSA (Social Security Administration) has limits on what Chris can get in before things like the Trial Work Period.

Please take a few moments to read up on this on the SSA (Social Security Administration) website for more information.

Using Google, you can find out plenty of information on what counts as income and taxable tips for YouTube/Google.

 
The one thing you're incorrect about, is that YouTube/Google, and the IRS does not count donations to a YouTube personality as gifts, they consider them tips. Google will send you a 1099 if it's over $600, which means the IRS knows about it.

Chris isn't monetizing his channels, but giving him money does not in any way count as a "gift", they're 1099 taxable income if they go over a certain amount.
That means it's taxable, which I don't disagree with, and actually mentioned the last time this topic came up. Google calling them "tips" doesn't make it "work," though.

Here's the post where I specifically addressed that issue: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1945#post-17084067

I didn't repeat it because I'm tired of repeating the same thing over and over.
Chris is not on SSDI simply because he's got autism, he's on it because he cannot engage in SGA, or Substantial Gainful Activity, IE working.
Which is literally exactly what I've said on multiple occasions. Substantial Gainful Activity is not just anything that gets you money.

SSA's own definition of SGA is:
The term “substantial gainful activity” (SGA) is used to describe a level of work activity and earnings. Work is “substantial” if it involves doing significant physical or mental activities or a combination of both.

“Gainful” work activity is:

  • Work performed for pay or profit.
  • Work of a nature generally performed for pay or profit.
  • Work intended for profit, whether or not a profit is realized.
Acting like a retard for a couple hours a week at most is very unlikely to meet the definition of SGA. For one thing, is randomly claiming to be Jesus and begging for money "generally performed for pay or profit?"

Someone like MrBeast, just as an example, almost certainly would be unable to claim to be disabled, but any rando YouTuber who streams for an hour or two a week?

The usual definition of SGA used by occupational experts called to testify in appeals hearings on denials of claims of disability is that it requires being able, reliably, to perform a full-time job, that is, 40 hours a week. Not being able to show up reliably is a disqualifier, because employers are presumed not to tolerate such conduct.

Whatever Chris is doing is not SGA, whatever he "earns" from it.

He does have to pay taxes on it though, and if any part of his Social Security Income is also SSI (I think his income precludes even having that), it would disqualify him from SSI, but it does not have any impact on his SSDI.
 
Even if Praetor's only sending Chris $400 dollars at a time, that's still enough that he'd have to report it to social security and have his benefits adjusted accordingly. If they find out he didn't report it, he owes social security the difference. Unlike all his other debts he can just blow off because they can't garnish the tugboat, Social Security can and will withhold money from checks and they don't need a judge's ruling to do it.
Chris would just get a letter from social security one month saying "Because you were over paid during this period, you won't be receiving any benefits for next 16 months. Fuck you, social security administration."

That is not a joke. They will actually tell people they get no benefits for years at a time.
He is intentionally paid in cash to ensure there is no paper trail and nothing on his tax returns outside of his tugboats. There is also no contract so Chris is completely at the mercy of whatever they feel like giving him. With that being said it also means that there is no burden on Chris to do anything. As long as Praetor is reporting the full profit from the Etsy then all the money is his to do what he wants with and for tax purposes he can just say that Chris is just receiving a non-taxable gift which both the IRS and Social Security do not care about, especially when Chris can just lie and deflate the amount of money he is getting. Knowing Chris, he will just have Praetor file his taxes and they will say he was gifted a couple hundred dollars. The YouTube channel I'm not so sure about though but I doubt he will make enough that it matters. You can only pay a dollar to post JULAY so many times before you lose interest.
 
What the fuck is he eating or drinking that causes him to burp so much? It seems like a constant thing over the last number of years. Is it just high soda consumption?
Hey, you try being a multi-dimensional, all knowing, all seeing, (literal) mothefucking goddess and see if it doesn't make you gassy!
 
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There's still imcome restrictions, which Chris can violate. He may nit be disqualified, but people who just work odd jobs under even this program have been ordered to pay back thousands.
 
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Knowing Chris, he will just have Praetor file his taxes and they will say he was gifted a couple hundred dollars. The YouTube channel I'm not so sure about though but I doubt he will make enough that it matters. You can only pay a dollar to post JULAY so many times before you lose interest.
I'm not at all convinced that the kind of fuckface who preys on a retard like he's some 19th Century carny running a geek show is going to give a fuck about doing taxes correctly and I think it's entirely possible he'll get Chris in trouble then duck, if he isn't himself such a retard he gets himself in trouble too.
He is intentionally paid in cash to ensure there is no paper trail and nothing on his tax returns outside of his tugboats.
Whoever's name on it is being reported to the IRS by a Form 990 from wherever the money's coming from. That's filed by the payer, so if the IRS gets that and then it's not on your taxes, you'd best lube up and bend over because you're getting fucked hard.

Chris's worst case is this Praetor fag is putting it in Chris's name while stealing most of the money himself.
 
Chris's worst case is this Praetor fag is putting it in Chris's name while stealing most of the money himself.
This is what I'm leaning towards after seeing Chris's replies on Etsy as "Christine Chandler (Shop Owner)" I'm guess that Praetor managed to get Chris still take on the roll as owner of that and his YouTube channel, so in case anything comes down the road that is tax related, they can insulate themselves. The LLC helps with that.

Now another thing I thought was, maybe they are expecting this to hit the fan with the IRS. Chris starts getting scary letters from the IRS, weird tax forms he's never seen before, and just gives them to Praetor to sort out. They do what's necessary but tells Chris something like "Old Man Biden wants like $30,000 to settle this or he's going to throw us all in prison!" and Chris just goes "mmm yeah" and Praetor pockets that money, while telling Chris they settled it all and he still has a ton of money in his store.
 
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