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Glassshardballpit said:
So is it a girl or....?

Damn I just can't tell anymore.
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He's a guy, just got really fucking screwed up by genetics.

It's especially weird because his parents look like normal people.

with his dad, Lee Peck -->
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Edit: Oh and also, his parents are divorced and his dad died 4 years ago. He's fatherless and his parents divorced. It's like retard backstory 101.
 
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Cereally said:
He's a guy, just got really fucking screwed up by genetics.

It's especially weird because his parents look like normal people.

with his dad, Lee Peck --> View attachment 5494128

Edit: Oh and also, his parents are divorced and his dad died 4 years ago. He's fatherless and his parents divorced. It's like retard backstory 101. oor little fella. The teenager years is when you really need a father figure, I think someone to make you get there haul bricks around out, get a job and do chores on the weekends.
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Poor little fella. The teenage years is when you really need a father figure, I believe, y'know someone to make you haul bricks around outside, get a job and do chores on the weekends.

Nothing would have been better for our little femboy. Sports or ROTC after school. Or maybe even an after-school job, dishwashing would be a good job for this kid. In a fast food restaurant... Year or two.

Little fucker could have gone places and not gotten involved with a degenerate like Chris Chan.

I mean let's say the guy ever did get a job. What exactly is it going to put on his resume? I'm getting that he's got some business savvy online but what else is he doing?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Poor little fella. The teenage years is when you really need a father figure, I believe, y'know someone to make you haul bricks around outside, get a job and do chores on the weekends.

Nothing would have been better for our little femboy. Sports or ROTC after school. Or maybe even an after-school job, dishwashing would be a good job for this kid. In a fast food restaurant... Year or two.

Little fucker could have gone places and not gotten involved with a degenerate like Chris Chan.

I mean let's say the guy ever did get a job. What exactly is it going to put on his resume? I'm getting that he's got some business savvy online but what else is he doing?
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Hey Boomer can you hear me all the way back there in the 50s? Do you think even any of those are possible during the little tardos life?

Large Marge said:
not even 20 seconds in, unleashes a monstrous belch
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Fucking hell he says I couldn't help it too like fuck Chris at least as preator to edit these out.


Also I hope to good these reviews are humorist him I sincerely hope there aren't genuinely idiots that stupid enough to belive his bullshit.
 
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Cereally said:
He's a guy, just got really fucking screwed up by genetics.

It's especially weird because his parents look like normal people.

with his dad, Lee Peck --> View attachment 5494128

Edit: Oh and also, his parents are divorced and his dad died 4 years ago. He's fatherless and his parents divorced. It's like retard backstory 101.
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Maybe his mom was the ugly one.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What the fuck is he eating or drinking that causes him to burp so much? It seems like a constant thing over the last number of years. Is it just high soda consumption?
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def lots of soda and sweet energy drinks. We know he doesn’t drink water. As for his food, we only have pictures of his shopping cart to go by.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What the fuck is he eating or drinking that causes him to burp so much? It seems like a constant thing over the last number of years. Is it just high soda consumption?
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Probably. It also wouldn't surprise me if he has developed something like acid reflux.
 
ForgedBlades said:
Probably. It also wouldn't surprise me if he has developed something like acid reflux.
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I also think that Chris has literally no executive control over any bodily functions. It's just a skill he was never taught. Like, most adults learn by a certain point how to let burps out of their body slowly so they don't make obnoxious noise. But that skill was just never imprinted in Chris's brain. After all, this is a guy who was still shitting himself as a teenager.
 
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