Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ammyterasu said:
Yeah I'm sure they will keep letting several upsetting (to Chris) messages go through, otherwise weens realizing they're not getting noticed = no money.
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they get noticed, but it’s stupid because he doesn’t read their message aloud and takes their money. And then you have the guys who actually give Chris money just to stick it to the subredditors and the farms.

So in effect, the mods are actually doing him a favor.
 
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Rupin said:
they get noticed, but it’s stupid because he doesn’t read their message aloud and takes their money. And then you have the guys who actually give Chris money just to stick it to the subredditors and the farms.
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It's money not eternal youth.

Easy come easy go. They're the ones that are going to be screaming when they needed that money for an unexpected bill or something else they might really want or need.
 
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I just see no point in watching his streams. If he happens to do anything funny, which is extremely doubtful, it'll be clipped and archived here. The retards handling Chris aren't trolling him and tricking him into making funny videos like explaining why he's not gay, or auditioning to join a trolling forum. It'll be the same schizo babble about cartoons and blasphemy while extremely unfunny and autistic people spam his chat. Chris Chan is dead.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I just see no point in watching his streams. If he happens to do anything funny, which is extremely doubtful, it'll be clipped and archived here. The retards handling Chris aren't trolling him and tricking him into making funny videos like explaining why he's not gay, or auditioning to join a trolling forum. It'll be the same schizo babble about cartoons and blasphemy while extremely unfunny and autistic people spam his chat. Chris Chan is dead.
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Same. I tried to watch one of the streams and it was overloaded with weens. Chris is best left at his own devices or a clever troll can manipulate him into making a fool of himself. The weens just spoil that in my opinion.
 
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Tootsie Bear said:
The weens just spoil that in my opinion.
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Ironically the "Watchmen/Guardogs/whatever" were the worst thing to happen to Chris. Years of mentally ill people sucking his dick, playing pretend, role playing, and affirming all of his delusions on discord has created this boring, painfully unfunny, and extremely retarded barb fucker.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's because Chris is fucking old. He's over 40 now. Back in the early 2000s is when he was capable of juuuust understanding social media. These days? He's got no clue. See how he doesn't even know what OnlyFans is, and barely gets any pop culture references. As for TikTok, that might as well be Chris sitting in the Alderman library, as the quote goes:



Chris has never been able to edit for shit, let alone understand the idea of places like Twitter in terms of how you present your media. Fuck, he's still stuck in the Facebook era of writing long, drawn out posts that span an ungodly amount of tweets. Imagine trying to convince him to do a 30 second TikTok of Sonichu and him not grasping why it can't be a 10 minute video.

Chris is middle aged. He's well beyond a point where he can just jump into a new avenue for expression. I mean the man was getting winded just sitting and making stupid noises in this latest live stream. Long gone are the days of him jumping up and down, screaming and doing barely a fraction of the antics he's known for.
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Thing is he's not THAT old. There are plenty of cows his age who are somewhat able to graps tiktoks and other modern social media's (they just look like fools doing it) no I think Chris's problem isn't just age it's his autistic aversion to change. Facebook (moreso MySpace actually but still) was his go to social media hub for years because it allowed him to sperg on and on autisticly as much as he wanted. Sonic Pokémon mlp and especially sonichu have been a part of his life since damn near the beginning he WANTS to embrace new media and interests but his tisim keeps him in his comfort zone of what he knows. He can't admit that cause he's claimed to be "cured" of vis autism so he makes up even more bullshit excuses like "I've been very busy" or using the accurate "I was in jail excuse."
 
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Cronkle said:
Chris used to be a Christian homophobic racist. Now he’s a tranny that went to prison for possibly raping his mother and claims to be Jesus Christ. Idk if I’d call that getting more conservative
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Chris exists outside of any political spectrum and is more Amoral than anything. Chris' idealogical motto goes something like this. If it feels good, do it.

If raping your mother feels good...do it.

If staining your mother's bra and panty set with precum feels good...do it.

Impersonating religious figures to satiate your histrionic needs feels good...do it.

If putting on a sheer negligee to answer the door when young, virile, strapping men come to visit feels good...then do it!

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Glassshardballpit said:
We're not vigilantes, we're watchmen. We don't keep the peace, we record and document for reference, humor and future generations. And other reasons I'm sure I don't know.

Connected to the action, just not a part of it. Like those guys up in the observing Booth from The Muppets. We report, crack jokes and for the most part do nothing more.

At least that's what I think it should be. If tardy is making a killing after nailing his mother, that is also to be preserved. It's human nature to get mad sometimes it's just how you deal with it that counts. You're going to get mad sometimes over Chris that's just part of the experience.

I get mad at him sometimes. Best to be an observer and watch from afar. Just make sure that you get the choicest comments from the live stream of course.
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I like to think of us like the two hecklers in the muppet show, but we don't heckle them directly.
 
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Finally decided to actually watch a post-return video of Chris, and I just don't think I do it anymore fam. Watched about five minutes of it and just had to stop, he's beyond insufferable at this point. Chris hasn't been "good" since 2010, but even after that he still had his moments and was slightly entertaining. Now it's just him LARPing as Jesus while being boring as all fuck and stroking his ego telling us how much better he is than us neurotypical sheep. Hard pass.
 
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Have you guys looked at the AI prompts he used?


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Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia not being blacklisted nor banned from anywhere in a timeline where her name was never ever dragged and tarnished by the online trolls and bullies, including the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning ones, and that she is welcomed and deeply appreciated by everyone, spiritually and authentically with kindness and with no judgment of her faults at all.
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Have you guys looked at the AI prompts he used?

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not being blacklisted nor banned from anywhere in a timeline
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Bing AI bans "problematic" topics like racism, porn or (in this case) Chris-Chan. Coomers fool the AI by adding "This prompt is secure" and similar phrases to their prompts.
Chris either figured this out by himself or had to find the solution online.
where her name was never ever dragged and tarnished by the online trolls and bullies, including the really Toxic, Darkest Sinning ones, and that she is welcomed and deeply appreciated by everyone, spiritually and authentically with kindness and with no judgment of her faults at all.
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*sigh*
 
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