Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

And it's over fanta ass couldn't handle the pressure anymore

 

[Shrlurmp]

Here are my notes on the stream:

* Donation minimum for comments is now $2 so that mama gets her cut since Paypal has fees.

* 12 minutes in - nonsensical answer to why Chis bragged about raping mother: seemed to be piecing together outloud that it's everyone else's fault but their own.

* 16 minutes in - Chris says they'd have to "think about" what's in the other dimensions.

* the rape comments still seem to jostle Chris

* at some point Chris said that being in Jail was Chris paying for everyone else's sins.

* Not everyone can be forgiven even though Chris is Jesus and as the commenter says, Chris forgives himself all the time. Donald Trump is unforgivable, Chris "knows this is ironic".

* A lot of weens seem to be trying to recreate the rape shame comment from last time.

* The Bible is a simple guideline that you're supposed to think outside of and heaven is for people who are not close-minded in regards to that.

* A bunch of people are asking Chris if he's seen Digital Circus and he's getting more and more upset every time it is asked.

 

[Artaius]

I'm gonna say it call it a logging if you must but I legit hate this fucker right now. He's made almost a grand doing nothing but sit on his fat ass asposuing bulshit, playing pretend, and claiming to be God and not a fat tranny loser in his 40s. I honestly hope the next ween who sees him out in public goes full Ethan Ralph on him and decks him with a sock stuffed with rolls of quarters.

Take a breath, brother. I know it's easy to give into these feelings but remember. It's not worth alogging. Even if Chris is making more in day than us. Remember. He didn't earn that money. Retards gave it to him and he's going to waste it on stupid shit. You actually contribute to society with the work you put in, whatever it is you do. Chris will never amount to nothing but being an internet freak show.

Take solace in knowing everything you have, you worked for and earned.

 

[Shrlurmp]

He just started and in 3 minutes someone donated him almost what I make in a whole week working my fingers to the bone...let me repeat he made what a normie makes working a 9 to 6 just sitting on his ass sperging about bullshit I'm tired of this world and it's people.

I don't know what's a bigger self-own. This post, or that you then proceeded to watch the whole stream and A-log the whole time.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm gonna say it call it a logging if you must but I legit hate this fucker right now. He's made almost a grand doing nothing but sit on his fat ass asposuing bulshit, playing pretend, and claiming to be God and not a fat tranny loser in his 40s. I honestly hope the next ween who sees him out in public goes full Ethan Ralph on him and decks him with a sock stuffed with rolls of quarters.

It's sickening how smug this disgusting mother raping piece of shit is.

 

[Reynolds]

Chris's jannies are so incompetent another super makes it past them

I'm convinced they let a certain amount squeeze past just to see if Chris notices

 

[Black Yoshi]

This time seems... different.

Aged like milk

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Aged like milk

To be fair, Chris ended this before it even got to an hour, and Chris seemed visibly frustrated towards the end.

 

[Shrlurmp]

I'm going through the recording, I'm not seeing where a major donation was made. Early on there is one for ARS 200.00 and another for PHP 249 but both of those only come out to a few bux USD.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

To be fair, Chris ended this before it even got to an hour, and Chris seemed visibly frustrated towards the end.

Can I least have a live meltdown like the good ol´ times?
... No?

Then fuck Chris forever, weens hanging on his fucking shit stream are not even worth it for watch that shit, I find more entertainment in KingCobra and his eldrich meads

 

[Caligura]

With all the people shilling for the Amazing Digital Circus in his streams and his visible annoyance at that, it makes me think that we won't ever see Chris getting into any 'new' media for the foreseeable future. Any attempts at getting him to 'canonize' piece of media a la the Idea Guys and Neptunia seems to be null now.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

With all the people shilling for the Amazing Digital Circus in his streams and his visible annoyance at that, it makes me think that we won't ever see Chris getting into any 'new' media for the foreseeable future. Any attempts at getting him to 'canonize' piece of media a la the Idea Guys and Neptunia seems to be null now.

For my late zoomer dumb mind, it´s incomprehensible why Chris is in a weird limbo of 2005-2010, there´s autistic lolcows, even from his age, who moved out and they made TikToks and shit, but Chris simply doesn´t want or can´t, It´s bizarre...it´s not even that he is nostalgic, he´s simply a retard stuck in a 2000´s loop

 

[A Grey Cat]

For my late zoomer dumb mind, it´s incomprehensible why Chris is in a weird limbo of 2005-2010, there´s autistic lolcows, even from his age, who moved out and they made TikToks and shit, but Chris simply doesn´t want or can´t, It´s bizarre...it´s not even that he is nostalgic, he´s simply a retard stuck in a 2000´s loop

It's a wonder he's still around. Chris Is a relic of days of future past long gone by. And he should have stayed in those days.

 

[AnOminous]

Then fuck Chris forever, weens hanging on his fucking shit stream are not even worth it for watch that shit, I find more entertainment in KingCobra and his eldrich meads

Retarded redditors got him banned because they're moralfagging about him saying fag or some dumb shit.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

For my late zoomer dumb mind, it´s incomprehensible why Chris is in a weird limbo of 2005-2010, there´s autistic lolcows, even from his age, who moved out and they made TikToks and shit, but Chris simply doesn´t want or can´t, It´s bizarre...it´s not even that he is nostalgic, he´s simply a retard stuck in a 2000´s loop

It's because Chris is fucking old. He's over 40 now. Back in the early 2000s is when he was capable of juuuust understanding social media. These days? He's got no clue. See how he doesn't even know what OnlyFans is, and barely gets any pop culture references. As for TikTok, that might as well be Chris sitting in the Alderman library, as the quote goes:

He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.

Chris has never been able to edit for shit, let alone understand the idea of places like Twitter in terms of how you present your media. Fuck, he's still stuck in the Facebook era of writing long, drawn out posts that span an ungodly amount of tweets. Imagine trying to convince him to do a 30 second TikTok of Sonichu and him not grasping why it can't be a 10 minute video.

Chris is middle aged. He's well beyond a point where he can just jump into a new avenue for expression. I mean the man was getting winded just sitting and making stupid noises in this latest live stream. Long gone are the days of him jumping up and down, screaming and doing barely a fraction of the antics he's known for.

 

[BMO_]

For my late zoomer dumb mind, it´s incomprehensible why Chris is in a weird limbo of 2005-2010, there´s autistic lolcows, even from his age, who moved out and they made TikToks and shit, but Chris simply doesn´t want or can´t, It´s bizarre...it´s not even that he is nostalgic, he´s simply a retard stuck in a 2000´s loop

People become more conservative as time goes on. Chris can't really do so thanks to his transgenderism, but he still shows signs of this through his activity online.

Imagine trying to convince him to do a 30 second TikTok of Sonichu and him not grasping why it can't be a 10 minute video.

IIRC TikTok supports videos up to 10 mins in length.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I'm convinced they let a certain amount squeeze past just to see if Chris notices

Yeah I'm sure they will keep letting several upsetting (to Chris) messages go through, otherwise weens realizing they're not getting noticed = no money.

 

[King Kiwi]

Why does Chris have this picture readily available on standby

It looks like he took souvenirs from his visits to BC 14.

 

[Cronkle]

People become more conservative as time goes on. Chris can't really do so thanks to his transgenderism, but he still shows signs of this through his activity online.

Chris used to be a Christian homophobic racist. Now he’s a tranny that went to prison for possibly raping his mother and claims to be Jesus Christ. Idk if I’d call that getting more conservative

 

[King Kiwi]

L gonna say it call it a logging if you must but I legit hate this fucker right now.

We're not vigilantes, we're watchmen. We don't keep the peace, we record and document for reference, humor and future generations. And other reasons I'm sure I don't know.

Connected to the action, just not a part of it. Like those guys up in the observing Booth from The Muppets. We report, crack jokes and for the most part do nothing more.

At least that's what I think it should be. If tardy is making a killing after nailing his mother, that is also to be preserved. It's human nature to get mad sometimes it's just how you deal with it that counts. You're going to get mad sometimes over Chris that's just part of the experience.

I get mad at him sometimes. Best to be an observer and watch from afar. Just make sure that you get the choicest comments from the live stream of course.