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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
No need, provided that he's willing to drive his fat ass over to Henrico and hang out with other folks even whiter than he is.

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Good news!
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Notice the sighting location?
Henrico.
From other news, Chris is back at the Praetorium, it appears. He has resumed activity on Duolingo, Twitter and Bluesky, writing a rant about AI.
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This one is slightly tricky.

Henrico County is one part of the Greater Richmond Metropolitan Area. Because of this, it's possible for the gas station to be in Henrico County (as the person taking the photos noted), but to have a Richmond postal address.

WRT the Wolf Creek Cherokee Tribe, they fall into this category: they give their street address as 7400 Osborne Turnpike, Henrico, VA 23231 on their website, but as far as the rest of the world's concerned, it's 7400 Osborne Turnpike, Richmond, VA 23231. The town of Henrico doesn't really exist, but the Post Office knows how to handle mail going to their address.

Coming back to the sighting at Sheetz, there are at least a dozen of them in and around Richmond. Just about any one of them could've been the sighting location since most (if not all) of them are in Henrico County. There's also the possiblity that the term 'Henrico County' was used to denote a station further out from the Richmond city limits, but there's nothing to really back that up based on what was mentioned in the sighting.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
This one is slightly tricky.

Henrico County is one part of the Greater Richmond Metropolitan Area. Because of this, it's possible for the gas station to be in Henrico County (as the person taking the photos noted), but to have a Richmond postal address.

WRT the Wolf Creek Cherokee Tribe, they fall into this category: they give their street address as 7400 Osborne Turnpike, Henrico, VA 23231 on their website, but as far as the rest of the world's concerned, it's 7400 Osborne Turnpike, Richmond, VA 23231. The town of Henrico doesn't really exist, but the Post Office knows how to handle mail going to their address.

Coming back to the sighting at Sheetz, there are at least a dozen of them in and around Richmond. Just about any one of them could've been the sighting location since most (if not all) of them are in Henrico County. There's also the possiblity that the term 'Henrico County' was used to denote a station further out from the Richmond city limits, but there's nothing to really back that up based on what was mentioned in the sighting.
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Here's the place Chris was spotted specifically. I deduced it by comparing the pictures from the sighting to the Google Maps photos of Henrico's Sheetz back when this sighting was posted on Reddit. It's address is 8711 Quioccasin Rd, Henrico, VA 23229, USA. Don't really know what it means, but it's two numbers away from the one you're looking for. I am not aware of how the US post numbers work.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Oh boy, another dress up game for Chris. Please, please show up at a Cherokee meeting wearing this:
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Show them you're authentic and will protect the tribe well past when mother Grifts with Hate joins her hillbilly family in the sky!

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Ah one of my favourite Chris videos. It's so ridiculous with the Sonichu warpaint, toy gun and the "How" at the end. I love it. A relic from funnier times.
Who would have thought that it wasn't complete bullshit he actually has an ancestor. I wonder what else will be uncovered since people are so bored right now?
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Here's the place Chris was spotted specifically. I deduced it by comparing the pictures from the sighting to the Google Maps photos of Henrico's Sheetz back when this sighting was posted on Reddit. It's address is 8711 Quioccasin Rd, Henrico, VA 23229, USA.
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Which is a Richmond address. I know, it doesn't make sense - but there is an explanation. More:

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Don't really know what it means, but it's two numbers away from the one you're looking for. I am not aware of how the US post numbers work.
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Breaking down the address:

House or business number / street: 8711 Quioccasin Rd.
City / State: Henrico, VA
ZIP (postal) code: 23229

Now, looking at the Wolf Creek Cherokee Tribe address:

7400 Osborne Turnpike
Henrico, VA
23231

Although the ZIP codes are only two numbers apart, the physical addresses are about 20 miles apart at opposite ends of the greater Richmond area.

You may also occasionally run across what are known as ZIP+4 codes; they're usually in a format similar to 23456-7890. The first 5 digits are still the area covered by that ZIP code; the last 4 just narrow down the location. Not uncommon for P.O. Boxes, etc.

So, getting back to the point I was making earlier about being careful with the place names: there is no town of Henrico, VA. It's purely something that the Post Office uses to route mail when people use it in an address to ensure delivery. Compare the two screenshots below: the first is showing ZIP codes for Henrico, VA; the second shows them for Richmond, VA. Note the overlap (23229 and 23231 used above are good examples) between the two.

Henrico, VA ZIP Code™ Lookup - USPS - tools.usps.com.png

Richmond, VA ZIP Code™ Lookup - USPS - tools.usps.com.png

Not bringing this up to ride your ass; thought you might find it genuinely useful. It's something that can really fuck up physically locating addresses if unaware of the possibility.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Here's the place Chris was spotted specifically. I deduced it by comparing the pictures from the sighting to the Google Maps photos of Henrico's Sheetz back when this sighting was posted on Reddit. It's address is 8711 Quioccasin Rd, Henrico, VA 23229, USA. Don't really know what it means, but it's two numbers away from the one you're looking for. I am not aware of how the US post numbers work.
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Well well well, look what else is right next to that Sheetz:
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Right where the bear named Chris back in the day.

I had a thought that maybe Flutter was working on some sort of True and Honest documentary, where she was going to put out some like four hour thing about the real Chris and his life, but there's never been any sightings of them with cameras or anything.

Still, I think it's very funny that even decades later, Chris can barely remove himself from places from his youth.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Well well well, look what else is right next to that Sheetz:
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Right where the bear named Chris back in the day.

I had a thought that maybe Flutter was working on some sort of True and Honest documentary, where she was going to put out some like four hour thing about the real Chris and his life, but there's never been any sightings of them with cameras or anything.

Still, I think it's very funny that even decades later, Chris can barely remove himself from places from his youth.
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First, oh shit, I never actually realised it.
Second, they were there on the return trip from the airport.
Third, Chris was spotted with TheGamerFromMars and his goonies having an interview at the River Ridge on March 18, but nothing ever came out of it. Gamer released a lot of other videos, but none were of Chris.
 
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Marigold_Souci said:
The fucked up thing is, I believe the Cherokee don't have a blood quantum requirement. Meaning if you can prove with the Dawes Rolls that your ancestor was Cherokee, you can join the tribe so he could technically claim to be a part of the Cherokee Nation and not be lying. Excuse me while I kill myself.

Just wanted to confirm it and yep
"The Cherokee Nation does not require blood quantum to become a citizen. Instead, citizenship is based on having a direct ancestor listed on the Dawes Rolls as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation"
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The Dawes Rolls are kind of a funny thing. There are plenty of tribal descendants (by blood) whose ancestors don't appear on the rolls, for multiple reasons. Some weren't living with the tribe, some renounced their membership, and so on. Conversely, there are some White Folx who appear on the rolls. They either married in to the tribe, or more commonly, they were slaves belonging to one of the Civilized Tribes. So the 23-and-me could have been accurate, in that he had no Cherokee blood in him, but the family tree could also be accurate, tracing an ancestor back to the Rolls. It's also pretty easy to fuck up the linkages on the tree, especially on FamilySearch, leading to a completely different Jane Smith as your great-great-great grandma. Genealogy is funny.

There, I've finally contributed meaningfully to a lolcow thread.
 
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Dagoth AMOGUS said:
There’s no possible way I am the first to say this. But still…..

“Heil-berg” :story:
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In German it means "holy mountain".
Jesus Christine Sonichu Goddess Blue Heart gets locked up in (by) Holymountain where he writes his pseudoreligious gibberish.
Coincidence?
There are no Coincidences about the Chandler Conspiracy.
King Kiwi said:
Seppuku in balls, most dishonorable mother fucker...

NOW!
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*does the unclit*
...Crever girr.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Third, Chris was spotted with TheGamerFromMars and his goonies having an interview at the River Ridge on March 18, but nothing ever came out of it.
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Something could still come out of it. Remember that in his original documentary, their footage with Chris was shot in late 2019, but it wasn’t released until 2022.
 
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