Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

To everybody that is thinking Chris is doped up, I think it's a lot more prosaic. Chris is old. He's fat. He just doesn't have the energy, or desire to sperg out anymore like he used to. He doesn't exercise, at all, gets winded and sweaty sitting and talking doing a livestream. Exerting ANY physical effort while dragging that bloated garbage bag of shit of a body around even a small distance will most likely make him have to sit down for awhile.

The other thing too, is that Chris probably realizes every day that his reputation is shit, and the only thing people know about him is his mother fucking. Hell, I would imagine it even bothers him that if he hadn't done it, then Flutter would never have contacted him. Imagine that, the one friendly girl in his life only got in contact because he did the most horrible thing imaginable. These posts like this where he's projecting how much he loves himself is masking at just what level of hell his life is like these days.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Chris just sounds like a wine mom trying to evangelicalize on Facebook and project an image of "living my best life!" while doing heinous shit nobody sees.

Might as well start posting Minions memes and those sarcastic lady with a one line quote images

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chris just sounds like a wine mom trying to evangelicalize on Facebook and project an image of "living my best life!" while doing heinous shit nobody sees.

Might as well start posting Minions memes and those sarcastic lady with a one line quote images

Or he can make an 8 hour autobiography video and go on an unhinged rant about ayahuasca and demon mommy.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Note that the fifth word of the post is 'wisdom'. This is exactly what he sees it as: self-aggrandising truth spewed straight from his CPU goddess mouth.

As much as I do believe that Caden is responsible for a lot of the current state of non-affairs with Chris, this is right in line with the sort of shit he'd post regardless of whether or not anyone was prompting him to do so.

Yeah that is pure Chris. The same one that as a 25 year old stunted manchild believed he had so many important things and life lessons to share, he made a video to be shown in schools everywhere, so the new generations could all learn from his wisdom.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris just sounds like a wine mom trying to evangelicalize on Facebook and project an image of "living my best life!" while doing heinous shit nobody sees.

I've been wondering if Chris might be doing just that.

He sure is going to be popular with the 60-plus grandmas who don't know who he is until they find out who he is.

Maybe that could be the next Saga.

 

[AnOminous]

These posts like this where he's projecting how much he loves himself is masking at just what level of hell his life is like these days.

I can vaguely understand the hybristophilia of some woman having romantic fantasies about some insane killer who is at least good looking and has a tragic backstory of some sort. It's weird, it's creepy, but on a certain level it makes sense.

I can't understand it for some ugly autistic fat white trash retard who raped his mom. Wtf. What is WRONG with Flutter?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I can vaguely understand the hybristophilia of some woman having romantic fantasies about some insane killer who is at least good looking and has a tragic backstory of some sort. It's weird, it's creepy, but on a certain level it makes sense.

I can't understand it for some ugly autistic fat white trash retard who raped his mom. Wtf. What is WRONG with Flutter?

She's probably just plain fucked in the head and everything else springs from there. To an extent, it at least provides a reason for the inexplicable.

 

[FinnSven]

I can vaguely understand the hybristophilia of some woman having romantic fantasies about some insane killer who is at least good looking and has a tragic backstory of some sort. It's weird, it's creepy, but on a certain level it makes sense.

I can't understand it for some ugly autistic fat white trash retard who raped his mom. Wtf. What is WRONG with Flutter?

It’s possible too that she buys the “soul bonding” crap and doesn’t believe that he actually had sex with Barb.

We don’t know how smart or dumb she really is.

Just because she appears to be good at avoiding attention and keeps a tight ship over social media and opsec doesn’t mean that she is capable of making sound judgments on the truthfulness of a person.

It could even be why she is so good at opsec. Her parents or caregivers may have realized she would be a liability to herself and just coached her till she was the most zealous guardian of her own privacy.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

It’s possible too that she buys the “soul bonding” crap and doesn’t believe that he actually had sex with Barb.

We don’t know how smart or dumb she really is.

Just because she appears to be good at avoiding attention and keeps a tight ship over social media and opsec doesn’t mean that she is capable of making sound judgments on the truthfulness of a person.

It could even be why she is so good at opsec. Her parents or caregivers may have realized she would be a liability to herself and just coached her till she was the most zealous guardian of her own privacy.

She may even see Chris as a rehabilitation project. We really don't have any solid evidence that they're in a romantic relationship (though it is likely), and he may just be someone for her to try to fix. It would fit with the prison penpal start to whatever they are now.

Without actually determining her identity, a lot of this is up for speculation. Having that background would explain a lot of things.

 

[SCRAM]

She could just be retarded.

 

[FightenGnome]

Chris just sounds like a wine mom trying to evangelicalize on Facebook and project an image of "living my best life!" while doing heinous shit nobody sees.

It does seem like Chris is of two minds of what a woman is. There's jack off material and old ladies with nothing in between. Since he couldn't make it as the former, he's decided to live as the latter for the past 10 years.

You'd think if one was going to be a troon they'd go all the way. Take cooking classes, do yoga, take a basketweaving class, or take pictures of yourself outside of your town to upload endlessly. The basic stuff everyone associates with live, laugh, love girls, but instead they all seem to just do guy activities while wearing make up and dressing like they live at a value village store.

Chris was a poor excuse for a man, but is an even poorer excuse for a woman.

 

[Lady Grinning Soul]

To everybody that is thinking Chris is doped up, I think it's a lot more prosaic. Chris is old. He's fat. He just doesn't have the energy, or desire to sperg out anymore like he used to. He doesn't exercise, at all, gets winded and sweaty sitting and talking doing a livestream. Exerting ANY physical effort while dragging that bloated garbage bag of shit of a body around even a small distance will most likely make him have to sit down for awhile.

The other thing too, is that Chris probably realizes every day that his reputation is shit, and the only thing people know about him is his mother fucking. Hell, I would imagine it even bothers him that if he hadn't done it, then Flutter would never have contacted him. Imagine that, the one friendly girl in his life only got in contact because he did the most horrible thing imaginable. These posts like this where he's projecting how much he loves himself is masking at just what level of hell his life is like these days.

I know that when Chris dies some ween will dig up his body and taxidermy it as 'one final troll', but I'd love to see a scientist examine the corpse.
Chris in a way is a living testament to the body's will to keep on living despite it's host treating it like utter shit.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I know that when Chris dies some ween will dig up his body and taxidermy it as 'one final troll', but I'd love to see a scientist examine the corpse.
Chris in a way is a living testament to the body's will to keep on living despite it's host treating it like utter shit.

Oh you know weens for generations to come are gonna make pilgrimages to his grave and try to contact his spirit with ouija boards.

 

[King Kiwi]

I can vaguely understand the hybristophilia of some woman having romantic fantasies about some insane killer who is at least good looking and has a tragic backstory of some sort. It's weird, it's creepy, but on a certain level it makes sense.

I can't understand it for some ugly autistic fat white trash retard who raped his mom. Wtf. What is WRONG with Flutter?

I don't know remember Sickness?.

It strikes me that this woman didn't reach out to Chris until he was put away. In 16 years he's been around, why now?

Maybe she became interested when Chris's infamy reached New heights and she found out about it.

She might be trying to "save him" but most people would have given up already.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

It strikes me that this woman didn't reach out to Chris until he was put away. In 16 years he's been around, why now?

If she was aware of Chris prior to him being in jail, she may have figured that attempts to communicate with him online were too likely to be ignored as trolling, and sending letters to 14BC could have resulted in Barb throwing them out. By corresponding with him in jail, delivery was at least guaranteed provided that there was no contraband or other impermissible material in or with the letter. Whether or not he read or responded to the letters would be a different matter entirely, but at least he was going to receive them.

She might be trying to "save him" but most people would have given up already.

True, but given how long they've been associated with each other it's difficult to not imagine there being at least some element of that involved. It's not like Chris has the ability to take care of himself in any sort of meaningful way, so he'd be ripe for being someone's experiment in that regard.

 

[King Kiwi]

If she was aware of Chris prior to him being in jail, she may have figured that attempts to communicate with him online were too likely to be ignored as trolling, and sending letters to 14BC could have resulted in Barb throwing them out. By corresponding with him in jail, delivery was at least guaranteed provided that there was no contraband or other impermissible material in or with the letter. Whether or not he read or responded to the letters would be a different matter entirely, but at least he was going to receive them.



True, but given how long they've been associated with each other it's difficult to not imagine there being at least some element of that involved. It's not like Chris has the ability to take care of himself in any sort of meaningful way, so he'd be ripe for being someone's experiment in that regard.

Or maybe they're both in love I don't know.

I find it even more interesting that Chris isn't online bragging about her and going on and on about her like she's the sun and the moon.

He, with an obvious tone of annoyance, brought her up one time and dismissed everyone's curiosity like it was nothing.

Chris shows a lot more interest in his toys than Flutter, leading me to believe that she only continues to associate with him as long as he doesn't bring her up and/or he really just isn't interested in bringing her up cuz she's only a side interest for him.

OR, he does love her and is trying to keep her safe.

In his own twisted way.

Beauty and the beast sort of thing.

Except it's Cabbage and the Motherfucker.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Or maybe they're both in love I don't know.

I find it even more interesting that Chris isn't online bragging about her and going on and on about her like she's the sun and the moon.

This is part of why I'm wondering if they even have a romantic relationship: while it's likely that they do, the evidence to support that has not been forthcoming and she's refused an attempt to kiss her in public. Maybe she's just not comfortable with PDA, maybe there's less there than they've been credited with. There's no real telling at this point.

He, with an obvious tone of annoyance, brought her up one time and dismissed everyone's curiosity like it was nothing.

True, but from what we've seen of him he's also become slightly more assertive since leaving jail. The sighting at DFW airport where he basically dismissed a random person was something that would have previously been out of character for him.

Chris shows a lot more interest in his toys than Flutter, leading me to believe that she only continues to associate with him as long as he doesn't bring her up and/or he really just isn't interested in bringing her up cuz she's only a side interest for him.

If she is who it has been suggested she may be, it's entirely possible that having disgraced herself with the Finnish board communities means that she wants to keep a low profile. She picked the wrong cow to do that with, but that's the situation she's put herself in.

OR, he does love her and is trying to keep her safe.

I'd almost put money on that. Just about every woman, from Barb on down, that Chris has run across in his lifetime has, as far as he's concerned, been a heartsweet in one way or another. Sure, there are exceptions, but those tend to be for authority figures (Rocky Shoemaker, Mary Lee Walsh, teachers, etc.). He's pretty much incapable of having platonic relationships with women.

In his own twisted way.

Beauty and the beast sort of thing.

Except it's Cabbage and the Motherfucker.

 

[Xev]

Maybe she's just using Chris to get to his mother, her true love

 

[Diesel Card]

Chris posted on BlueSky that he watched some dumb MLP fan animation and said, "It resonates with me. I don't want to say more because I'm keeping personal details offline nowadays." The cartoon is about dealing with the death of a family member at Christmas. I wonder if something happened.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris posted on BlueSky that he watched some dumb MLP fan animation and said, "It resonates with me. I don't want to say more because I'm keeping personal details offline nowadays." The cartoon is about dealing with the death of a family member at Christmas. I wonder if something happened.
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"Keeping personal details offline nowadays"

What a faggot.

But just in case, people keep an eye on the Ruckersville obituaries will you?

I think you can look them up online pretty easily. It's how you find out anything in detail when you have shit relatives.