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King Kiwi said:
What was he expecting? Vouchers for elaborate Lego sets? Video games?

Chris knows he's reviled over the internet, even if he never admits to doing anything wrong.
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Someone on here once described Chris's thought process as once he gets something in his head, he believes it's going to work out 100%, then when it doesn't, he gets extremely frustrated. For example, he believes since he said that he didn't fuck Barb, then it didn't happen, and anyone who brings it up is a troll. Similarly, since he's Jesus now, everyone must love him and shower him with gifts, because why wouldn't they? I bet he went to Branchland expecting to see a huge pile of gifts and money laid out on a table. Now he's frustrated. People on his streams say nice things to him, he's Jesus so everyone loves him, and he said he didn't fuck Barb, so why isn't there a giant pile of gifts?
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Some shmuck sent a seemingly nice letter with a pokemon card to Chris for Christmas and, in typical Chris' fashion, he's salty he didn't get more
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I guess he only recently visited Branchland Court to pick up his mail, it's safe to say no one there bothers to send it to him.
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Why do these retards still exist after the barbussy incident, why did they before either?
 
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Cask of Amontillado said:
Chris-Chan is far right?
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It's Bluesky, pretty much filled with nothing but pink-haired woke people who classify any bad thing as "far-right". Just think of Twitter before Elon.

That being said though, I think this really proves how insufferable of a person Chris truly is that virtually anyone of any political position or orientation (or anyone even the most tolerant of communities such as the Bronies) absolutely despises him. And in a way, I find that kind of beautiful.
 
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Del Boy said:
It's Bluesky, pretty much filled with nothing but pink-haired woke people who classify any bad thing as "far-right". Just think of Twitter before Elon.
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That's pretty funny considering he has been a fanatical Dem for decades, is a troon, and hates Trump as much as the tards on bsky do.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I wonder if people know of him and see him larping as Jesus and think he's some sort of evangelical now.
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In a sense, the whole CPU goddess shitshow is his form of evangelism. If he actually had the capability to organise it into a cult, he'd either be at every brony and anime con trying to pick up followers, making ricin in his basement to get back at those who have wronged him since childhood, or both.
 
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Oh my God. Cody Rhodes at the WWE Royal Rumble kickoff event.



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Zrr0 said:
The Fashion Square Mall is permanently closing tomorrow, end of an era for CWC history
Apparently a Home Depot will be built there (they're demolishing the mall as well)
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Funny, it's going from a place that banned him all the time to a place that he'll never set foot in because he's allergic to work.

Either way he's never going back.
 
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Cask of Amontillado said:
Chris-Chan is far right?
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Most of these people have only heard about Chris from old events like the TooManyGames incident and most likely Googled his godbear name and learned about how Chris used to hate the niggos and pickles so that could explain him being on those lists
ForgedBlades said:
Oh my God. Cody Rhodes at the WWE Royal Rumble kickoff event.

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Temu Glock Switch said:
I'm surprised Chris wasn't a Mark. Wrestling seems like the sort of fantasy world he'd gravitate towards.
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I can’t wait to see his reaction to this, I wonder if he ever was into wrestling back in the Classic Era?

We all knew he tried so hard to convince the dang dirty trolls that he hated pickles and the homos.
 
King Kiwi said:
It's interesting that he should bring up Dr Wolf again.

He brought that guy the first time he was facing an embargo on Twitter.

And the topic of the episode of this My Little pony fan show he was talking about might not be exactly like what he's going through right now but it's just a comfort to him either way; maybe he's taken a look at his embargo on clear sky as well or maybe him and flutter aren't doing very well right now.
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I remember that whole TF2 Analysis meltdown, Chris really lost it when he got cockblocked by bronies
Ammyterasu said:
Some shmuck sent a seemingly nice letter with a pokemon card to Chris for Christmas and, in typical Chris' fashion, he's salty he didn't get more
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I guess he only recently visited Branchland Court to pick up his mail, it's safe to say no one there bothers to send it to him.
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King Kiwi said:
What was he expecting? Vouchers for elaborate Lego sets? Video games?

Chris knows he's reviled over the internet, even if he never admits to doing anything wrong.
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Of course, him believing that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, he expects everyone to give him everything and nothing in return.

I remembered how Hirschberg mailed him stuff like anime DVDs and candy and Chris still to this very day never delivered that crappy Magi-Chan medallion and still had the nerve to ask her to make those annoying GFM pages just so he could stalk everyone at the brony conventions.
 
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