Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Wumpa Fruit]

To everybody that is thinking Chris is doped up, I think it's a lot more prosaic. Chris is old. He's fat. He just doesn't have the energy, or desire to sperg out anymore like he used to. He doesn't exercise, at all, gets winded and sweaty sitting and talking doing a livestream. Exerting ANY physical effort while dragging that bloated garbage bag of shit of a body around even a small distance will most likely make him have to sit down for awhile.

The other thing too, is that Chris probably realizes every day that his reputation is shit, and the only thing people know about him is his mother fucking. Hell, I would imagine it even bothers him that if he hadn't done it, then Flutter would never have contacted him. Imagine that, the one friendly girl in his life only got in contact because he did the most horrible thing imaginable. These posts like this where he's projecting how much he loves himself is masking at just what level of hell his life is like these days.

True, he's always been a fat retard, but he was a young fat retard...
Not anymore, besides that, I admit that wine mom doped old Chris chan can be even more annoying than standard Chris chan, I'm kinda impressed

"Keeping personal details offline nowadays"

What a faggot.

But just in case, people keep an eye on the Ruckersville obituaries will you?

I think you can look them up online pretty easily. It's how you find out anything in detail when you have shit relatives.

Maybe (just maybe) he's referring to his father? I think bob died in closer days of Christmas, right? If is not Bob, welp....maybe the death of Barb saga will be... interesting

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Maybe (just maybe) he's referring to his father? I think bob died in closer days of Christmas, right? If is not Bob, welp....maybe the death of Barb saga will be... interesting

According to the CWCki, Bob died on September 6th, 2011. Barb's still alive to the best of anyone's knowledge, so it's not quite clear which person he may be referring to. None of the relatives or pets seem to have died around Christmas either, so for all anyone can tell it may be Chris referring to another person's loss or just pretending to empathise with the message.

God, he's boring these days.

 

[Del Boy]

I think bob died in closer days of Christmas, right? If is not Bob, welp....maybe the death of Barb saga will be... interesting

Bob died on a 6th September. That's nowhere near Christmas. Aunt Corrina and Patti Chandler also died nowhere near Christmas. Maybe Barb finally kicked the bucket last month. If true that means that the bank has almost certainly foreclosed 14 BLC, and Chris is pretty much homeless and 100% reliant on Praetor. The moment Praetor choose to kick him out, he is on the streets with no one to call.

 

[ASeabear8952]

If true that means that the bank has almost certainly foreclosed 14 BLC

But the only problem with that is that he (or Praetor) recently made 14BC his PO Box.

 

[Del Boy]

But the only problem with that is that he (or Praetor) recently made 14BC his PO Box.

Another possibility may be that Praetor actually paid for the mortgage, though I'm unsure if that is the case

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

If true that means that the bank has almost certainly foreclosed 14 BLC, and Chris is pretty much homeless and 100% reliant on Praetor.

According to the property card currently on file with the Greene County Commissioner's Office, 14BC still belongs to Robert & Barbara Chandler.



Barb's not a goner yet. If other sources are also to be believed, she's still alive and kicking.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know remember Sickness?.

Yeah but we know he's a sick, twisted, insane fuck. There's really no mystery.

According to the property card currently on file with the Greene County Commissioner's Office, 14BC still belongs to Robert & Barbara Chandler.

Virginia is a tenancy in the entirety state which means both named spouses own the entirety of the home essentially as a single owner so long as the marriage continues, and if one of them dies, it passes automatically by operation of law to being owned entirely by the surviving spouse, apparently, at least in this case, without any change to the property card.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris posted on BlueSky that he watched some dumb MLP fan animation and said, "It resonates with me. I don't want to say more because I'm keeping personal details offline nowadays." The cartoon is about dealing with the death of a family member at Christmas. I wonder if something happened.
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lol he still didn't get into his thick skull that the Brony analysts don't want anything to do with him and couldn't care less about his compliments. Especially Lightning Bliss, who already made it clear years ago that she doesn't want Chris to follow and interact with her, and was the very first one to block him on bluesky right after he created his account

 

[King Kiwi]

lol he still didn't get into his thick skull that the Brony analysts don't want anything to do with him and couldn't care less about his compliments. Especially Lightning Bliss, who already made it clear years ago that she doesn't want Chris to follow and interact with her, and was the very first one to block him on bluesky right after he created his account
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Maybe Chris should have gone with the handle IbenotCWC2819

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris posted on BlueSky that he watched some dumb MLP fan animation and said, "It resonates with me. I don't want to say more because I'm keeping personal details offline nowadays." The cartoon is about dealing with the death of a family member at Christmas. I wonder if something happened.
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I skimmed through that episode to see what the deal was and why Chris referenced it. The faggot colored pony apparently wanted to "help" so much that they ended up screwing everything up, then ran away to cry. Dr Wolf then goes and talks to them and admits that he should have realized just how much the pony wanted to help and should have found a way to include them.

One takeaway I had was just how fucking retarded these episodes are. While the animation is half decent the voices and lines they say are like something for a six year old. It is just so hard to listen to the dialogue. No wonder Chris loves these things.

If Chris is referencing this episode, and lets face it, he isn't nuanced to make it seem like something else, then he probably went super hyper wanting to "help" and managed to fuck something up. Maybe there was a Christmas Catastrophe at the Cabbage Patch. Given he towers over Flutter, maybe he slammed in her with his enormous bulk and knocked her over, or forcibly grabbed stuff to "help", and in the end, doing what he does best and causing misery.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I skimmed through that episode to see what the deal was and why Chris referenced it.

Having never watched one of these before, I decided to sit through the whole 24 minutes and 40 seconds and now completely regret that decision.

The faggot colored pony apparently wanted to "help" so much that they ended up screwing everything up, then ran away to cry. Dr Wolf then goes and talks to them and admits that he should have realized just how much the pony wanted to help and should have found a way to include them.

I can see why this shit appeals to Chris:

• The characters have about as much depth as spit on a sidewalk
• The storyline is simple enough that Chris could've followed it in early childhood
• Dr. Wolf and Lady are Gary Stu and Mary Sue, respectively; only the former is capable of speech
• The pony with an actual voice (again, only one of them is capable of speech) is unhappy because not only did her sister die at some point in the previous year, but both of her dads had also died at some point prior to that (OMG LGBTQIA+++++++ REPRESENTATION IS MAGIC)
• Despite the fact that all of the problems were caused by the pony, someone else ended up giving the pony an apology for not understanding them properly

It's also really easy to see this being something that Chris would've made with Sonichu characters if he wasn't a lazy fuck.

One takeaway I had was just how fucking retarded these episodes are. While the animation is half decent the voices and lines they say are like something for a six year old. It is just so hard to listen to the dialogue. No wonder Chris loves these things.

The worst part is that that was a fan-made episode. Knowing that going into it kept my expectations low, but even they weren't able to be met.

If Chris is referencing this episode, and lets face it, he isn't nuanced to make it seem like something else, then he probably went super hyper wanting to "help" and managed to fuck something up. Maybe there was a Christmas Catastrophe at the Cabbage Patch. Given he towers over Flutter, maybe he slammed in her with his enormous bulk and knocked her over, or forcibly grabbed stuff to "help", and in the end, doing what he does best and causing misery.

"I'm totally not gonna talk about my personal life, but here's something relevant to my personal life."

Given his history, it wouldn't be surprising to learn that he imitated something he saw on TV, caused an incident, then tried to play the victim card one way or another. It also fits with the storyline of the cartoon he was referencing.

 

[Del Boy]

• Dr. Wolf and Lady are Gary Stu and Mary Sue, respectively; only the former is capable of speech
• The pony with an actual voice (again, only one of them is capable of speech) is unhappy because not only did her sister die at some point in the previous year, but both of her dads had also died at some point prior to that (OMG LGBTQIA+++++++ REPRESENTATION IS MAGIC)

Out of interest, why would Chris like it if only one of the two in both duos you mentioned can speak and other can't? The rest makes sense, but am I missing something here?

Also, how the fuck did you get through that? Five seconds in and I got tf out there.

 

[Ammyterasu]

If Chris is referencing this episode, and lets face it, he isn't nuanced to make it seem like something else, then he probably went super hyper wanting to "help" and managed to fuck something up. Maybe there was a Christmas Catastrophe at the Cabbage Patch. Given he towers over Flutter, maybe he slammed in her with his enormous bulk and knocked her over, or forcibly grabbed stuff to "help", and in the end, doing what he does best and causing misery.

lol now I can't get out of my mind a Father Call irl disaster at chez Flutter.

 

[BeatboxBill]

lol he still didn't get into his thick skull that the Brony analysts don't want anything to do with him and couldn't care less about his compliments. Especially Lightning Bliss, who already made it clear years ago that she doesn't want Chris to follow and interact with her, and was the very first one to block him on bluesky right after he created his account
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He’s already halfway onto 1K blocks, he only has 556 more blocks to go and then he’ll be added onto the "Top blocked" list on Clearsky


What’s even more funny is people have added him to lists as well:

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Out of interest, why would Chris like it if only one of the two in both duos you mentioned can speak and other can't? The rest makes sense, but am I missing something here?

With respect to the wolves, only the male one is capable of speech; the female one just makes yiffing noises and could be removed from the story entirely with no impact whatsoever. This fits with how he usually writes female characters as being inconsequential, subservient, stereotypically-vapid girlie girls who only like shopping, boys, dildos, and makeup, or any and all of the above. Ironic given that's he's a 100% stunning and brave transwoman, but that's Chris' mentality for you.

As for the pony: by being the only one of that duo who speaks, it can't be directly chastised for all to see by its older, less-retarded companion who knows that it's a total fuckwit. This sets up the 'nobody understands me!' self-pity angle, in which people who don't owe the pony an apology make one to it regardless because dead gay dads or something. Entirely relatable by Chris, who is always the victim even when he's the one fucking things up.

For him, it's easily-digestible, non-challenging to any preconceived notions he may hold, and reinforces that this is how he should act in the real world because cartoons are real. In other words, likeable to him.

Also, how the fuck did you get through that? Five seconds in and I got tf out there.

Shifted my mind into neutral and maintained enough cognisance to be able to take it in but not so much as to actually get involved.

 

[Del Boy]

With respect to the wolves, only the male one is capable of speech; the female one just makes yiffing noises and could be removed from the story entirely with no impact whatsoever. This fits with how he usually writes female characters as being inconsequential, subservient, stereotypically-vapid girlie girls who only like shopping, boys, dildos, and makeup, or any and all of the above. Ironic given that's he's a 100% stunning and brave transwoman, but that's Chris' mentality for you.

As for the pony: by being the only one of that duo who speaks, it can't be directly chastised for all to see by its older, less-retarded companion who knows that it's a total fuckwit. This sets up the 'nobody understands me!' self-pity angle, in which people who don't owe the pony an apology make one to it regardless because dead gay dads or something. Entirely relatable by Chris, who is always the victim even when he's the one fucking things up.

For him, it's easily-digestible, non-challenging to any preconceived notions he may hold, and reinforces that this is how he should act in the real world because cartoons are real. In other words, likeable to him.

Almost sounds like he directed it himself, but then

the animation is half decent

Which it wouldn't be if Chris had any hand in it whatsoever.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Keeping personal details offline nowadays"

Wow congratulations lard ball only took you 20 years to finally not to blabermouth your dirty laundry on the internet.

lol he still didn't get into his thick skull that the Brony analysts don't want anything to do with him and couldn't care less about his compliments. Especially Lightning Bliss, who already made it clear years ago that she doesn't want Chris to follow and interact with her, and was the very first one to block him on bluesky right after he created his account
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I love it. Almost immediately as soon as they saw Chris online they want to keep him as far away from them as possible but as far as old lardass is concerned he just hasn't won their approval yet.

 

[King Kiwi]

He’s already halfway onto 1K blocks, he only has 556 more blocks to go and then he’ll be added onto the "Top blocked" list on Clearsky
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What’s even more funny is people have added him to lists as well:
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It's interesting that he should bring up Dr Wolf again.

He brought that guy the first time he was facing an embargo on Twitter.

And the topic of the episode of this My Little pony fan show he was talking about might not be exactly like what he's going through right now but it's just a comfort to him either way; maybe he's taken a look at his embargo on clear sky as well or maybe him and flutter aren't doing very well right now.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Some shmuck sent a seemingly nice letter with a pokemon card to Chris for Christmas and, in typical Chris' fashion, he's salty he didn't get more

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I guess he only recently visited Branchland Court to pick up his mail, it's safe to say no one there bothers to send it to him.

 

[King Kiwi]

Some shmuck sent a seemingly nice letter with a pokemon card to Chris for Christmas and, in typical Chris' fashion, he's salty he didn't get more
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I guess he only recently visited Branchland Court to pick up his mail, it's safe to say no one there bothers to send it to him.

What was he expecting? Vouchers for elaborate Lego sets? Video games?

Chris knows he's reviled over the internet, even if he never admits to doing anything wrong.