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Oh great, we will get for sure another Persona commission from that one obsessed enabler..
We had Persona 3, 4 and 5 commissions. It'd have to be either from Persona 1 or 2. I think there was some fuckery with the numbers last time I checked tho, think the second one had two parts.
 
We had Persona 3, 4 and 5 commissions. It'd have to be either from Persona 1 or 2. I think there was some fuckery with the numbers last time I checked tho, think the second one had two parts.
Yep Persona 2 has two parts, Innocent Sin and a sequel, Eternal Punishment. Now that I think about it, we could have Chris drawing cooler Hitler and that's great.
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it's sad but not everything chris posts these days is worth mentioning
I'm telling you this is Chris either doped up passing recognition and the attempts to turn him into a "normie" are unfortunately succeeding.

And by that I mean just some boring person online into stuff they should have outgrown a lot of go.

He's at least acting like everyone else now.

Who knew the worst thing to ever happen to Chris would be getting a girlfriend at last (or a friend who's a girl).

At least we know the Flutter is as boring and plain as her looks once you get over the whole she looks like a cabbage patch doll
 
Chris Chan, self-professed philosopher
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Good thing I'm not a motherfucker then.
Man I hate those ickle sweet, revoltingly pat Be kind to yourself, give yourself the grace you deserve or that loathsome practice self care bullshit mantras.

Chris doing it makes it worse because we know what an insincere prick that mothefucker is.
 
Man I hate those ickle sweet, revoltingly pat Be kind to yourself, give yourself the grace you deserve or that loathsome practice self care bullshit mantras.

Chris doing it makes it worse because we know what an insincere prick that mothefucker is.
Seriously, I'm not sure if is due to his now consumption of cocktails of antipsychotics that he became a boring basic bitch without brain...or he's really trying to look like a good vibes, good person...
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Or maybe it's both!!! Whatever the case, I already know that the Chris we knew and laugh is dead, now it's only an empty carcass of boredom who fucked his own mother some years ago
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Maybe someday he will do something funny or horrific again, like the Sonchu TikTok hoax from the past months
 
or he's really trying to look like a good vibes, good person...

People like that generally turn out to be the biggest scumbags one could hope to avoid. If this is what he's trying to reinvent himself as, all he's really doing is labelling himself 100% correctly to the world.

Frankly, it doesn't seem likely that Chris would be trying to change: doing so would take effort, and his reputation both precedes him and is chronicled. But a combination of coercion (which, historically, he has responded to) and meds could do it. Throw in a whiff of hope for cabbagepoon and he could probably be led by the nose.
 
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Seeing this stuff got posted by regular people is already retarded but seeing Chris do it just makes it even more retarded.
chris is posting it with exactly the same mindset that normies post it with- absolutely none, zero thoughts up in the noggin, they just like repeating slogans and so does he
seriously the normification of chris is a sad thing to watch but he really is attaching himself to all the instagram girlie trends and mannerisms
 
seriously the normification of chris is a sad thing to watch but he really is attaching himself to all the instagram girlie trends and mannerisms
Probably because he's just so lazy that these no-effort means to make himself feel like he's being hip and trendy appeal to him.
 
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Good thing I'm not a motherfucker then.

And this shit right here is why Chris will never improve himself. He's not willing to be hard on himself, to be his own harshest critic. He doesn't want to do that because he always strives to avoid bad feelings. And of course there is his abundant laziness. He only wants to feel good feelings, and thus he will forever stagnate in a state of immaturity and profound mediocrity. "Be kind to yourself." does no one any favors if they're not also willing to be harsh and critical on themselves, because then they'll never grow and improve as a person.
 
Caden must really be having him post this kind of stuff just to remind people he's active or something.

Note that the fifth word of the post is 'wisdom'. This is exactly what he sees it as: self-aggrandising truth spewed straight from his CPU goddess mouth.

As much as I do believe that Caden is responsible for a lot of the current state of non-affairs with Chris, this is right in line with the sort of shit he'd post regardless of whether or not anyone was prompting him to do so.
 
Doesn't Chris sound like he's on a variety of legal and illegal drugs?

This is something that someone would write when they're high and then realize it sucks when they're sober. Except in this case, that someone has no willpower or discernment skills.

If he had those two, people like Janke, the idea guys and Clyde Cash wouldn't of been able to influence him the way they did. But of course, he doesn't.

In my honest opinion, for the safety of himself and others; he needs to be disconnected from the Internet forever. Lest someone manages to get through to him and continue the cycle.
 
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Doesn't Chris sound like he's on a variety of legal and illegal drugs?

Titty skittles, brain meds, and his usual delusional thought process with perhaps a small amount of weed thrown in.

This is something that someone would write when they're high and then realize it sucks when they're sober. Except in this case, that someone has no willpower or discernment skills.

If he had those two, people like Janke, the idea guys and Clyde Cash wouldn't of been able to influence him the way they did. But of course, he doesn't.

That's OPL all over. Always has been.

In my honest opinion, for the safety of himself and others; he needs to be disconnected from the Internet forever. Lest someone manages to get through to him and continue the cycle.

The time for him to have left the Internet for good was about two decades ago. And yeah, while there almost certainly are people contributing to his current cycle of dullness, he's more than capable of fucking up his life on his own.
 
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