Containment Random Chris Updates

[Orkeosaurus]

It would be boring. Chris generally plays one way, over and over, until it finally works.

I forget what livestream vidya he was playing, but it was 10 minutes of him trying to get through one part, doing the exact same things, even the things that didn't work, until finally he lucked out.

I don't know. I kind of miss the short-lived let's player Chris. He could have completely stolen DSP's fanbase. It was better than watching him sew for hours or beg for money for the 100'th time.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I'm surprised chris hasn't said anything about how much he loves the lesbian relationship in life is strange like he did with Steven universe. Or I thought for sure he would have said something about identifying with max or chloe because she has blue hair.
Y'know, typical chris.

It's too subtle for him.

Yes, I know anyone with half a mind cottoned on to it, but at no point does anyone say 'lesbian' (or 'hella lesbian') in the game, so he didn't notice.

Although I am surprised he hasn't appropriated "go fuck your selfie" and used it completely out of context.

 

[The Dude]

Shit, I would pay to watch Chris play DOOM. It's a crapshoot whether he plays it, too since you can never predict what games he'll like.

I would love to see him try to play Borderlands 2, if only because we all know he would choose either Maya or Gaige because they're girls and he's TOTALLY A WOMAN, YOU GUYS, and would be completely lost as to what skills to invest in. However, he might like the game since it's about a rag-tag group of underdogs thwarting some GREEDY JERK MALE and his huge megacorporation.

 

[Jack Awful]

I would love to see him try to play Borderlands 2, if only because we all know he would choose either Maya or Gaige because they're girls and he's TOTALLY A WOMAN, YOU GUYS, and would be completely lost as to what skills to invest in. However, he might like the game since it's about a rag-tag group of underdogs thwarting some GREEDY JERK MALE and his huge megacorporation.

Plus, just like Chris, Borderlands 2's comedy is comprised of nothing but unfunny pop culture references.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Patreon update:

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris somehow fails to realize this is because he has his Facebook set to "friends"-only, so his white knights and subtle trolls like Kim respond there, but the Totem Sanic-type weens can't really get to him.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Of course he'd get harassed. What else did he expect when he did that hashtag stuff?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Plus, just like Chris, Borderlands 2's comedy is comprised of nothing but unfunny pop culture references.

He'd have more fun with The Pre-Sequel, with the LESBIAN character Janey Sprigs who's entire script is "Look at me! I'm Janey Sprigs and I'm a LESBIAN! Isn't Anthony Butch so progressive for having LESBIAN characters in his game?"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

so his white knights and subtle trolls

Look at Rowan Dustan's comment.
I think Chris wearing a Pamela Lee face cut-out to hid his mug everywhere he goes would be a lot less creepy at this point.
It's almost like your stomach churns each time Chris reveals a new angle of his face through video and photograph.

 

[Rupin]

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Chris somehow fails to realize this is because he has his Facebook set to "friends"-only, so his white knights and subtle trolls like Kim respond there, but the Totem Sanic-type fools can't really get to him.

So he is going back to his old ways. Welp, nothing new there I guess. Less voice actresses for him to creep on there.

Look at Rowan Dustan's comment.
I think Chris wearing a Pamela Lee face cut-out to hid his mug everywhere he goes would be a lot less creepy at this point.
It's almost like your stomach churns each time Chris reveals a new angle of his face through video and photograph.

Rowan wants that damn near 7 inch girl dick!

 

[Sperglord Dante]

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Heh, that someone gave Pony Chris the slow in da mind eyes

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is following a bunch of new Twitter accounts, I guess to fill in the Doopie-sized hole in his heart.

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is following a bunch of new Twitter accounts, I guess to fill in the Doopie-sized hole in his heart.

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Most of those ladies look just like Chris and da males know to treat a lady like Christine right.
Doopie is never coming back.
I can't wait to read the title "Kanye West Mocks Retarded Man Over Twitter For Claiming To Have A Striking Similarity To His Girlfriend".

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is following a bunch of new Twitter accounts, I guess to fill in the Doopie-sized hole in his heart.

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Most of those are either celebrities or shitty generic joke repost accounts.

 

[MMX]

Chris is following a bunch of new Twitter accounts, I guess to fill in the Doopie-sized hole in his heart.

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Scottysire "I make adult content only kids can enjoy"

That sounds fucking horrifying

Sadly he's just some comedy / vine star who gives comedy dating advice which I'm sure Chris takes as gospel

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Look at Rowan Dustan's comment.
I think Chris wearing a Pamela Lee face cut-out to hid his mug everywhere he goes would be a lot less creepy at this point.
It's almost like your stomach churns each time Chris reveals a new angle of his face through video and photograph.

 

[MarineN*423543]

I wonder how are those ppl who do nothing but praise chris....

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Look at Rowan Dustan's comment.
I think Chris wearing a Pamela Lee face cut-out to hid his mug everywhere he goes would be a lot less creepy at this point.
It's almost like your stomach churns each time Chris reveals a new angle of his face through video and photograph.

What a peculiar smile, it seems like such an intriguing amalgamation of "smug, well-fed kindergardener" and "toothless redneck prostitute".

 

[Rupin]

I wonder how are those ppl who do nothing but praise chris....

They are SJWs that want to gain oppression points by adopting Chris as their personal purse puppy.