Containment Random Chris Updates

[MarineN*423543]

They are SJWs that want to gain oppression points by adopting Chris as their personal purse puppy.

Ah, an autist circlejerk

 

[Positron]

What a peculiar smile, it seems like such an intriguing amalgamation of "smug, well-fed kindergardener" and "toothless redneck prostitute".

i.e. Phil + Tommy Tooter.

 

[ON 190]

i.e. Phil + Tommy Tooter.

Pfft, everybody knows that Tom is just an older Phil.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Positron]

All you have is pride when you have no shame.

 

[Chanchu]

Lots of Denial and Rejection everywhere! *shitty flower icons*

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris posts a picture of Lucy, tagging it "International Cat Day," days after creepily tagging Doopie for Girlfriend Day and had it blow up in his face. Still no signs of the other cat Sorbet whom was hit by a car.

"My Lucy," because he can't say "my Doopie."

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/894936654254931968

 

[Rupin]

Chris posts a picture of Lucy, tagging it "International Cat Day," days after creepily tagging Doopie for Girlfriend Day and had it blow up in his face. Still no signs of the other cat Sorbet whom was hit by a car.

"My Lucy," because he can't say "my Doopie."

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/894936654254931968

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Sadly, Sorbet could not escape his fate to be one with the horde.

 

[Melancholia]

Chris posts a picture of Lucy, tagging it "International Cat Day," days after creepily tagging Doopie for Girlfriend Day and had it blow up in his face. Still no signs of the other cat Sorbet whom was hit by a car.

"My Lucy," because he can't say "my Doopie."

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/894936654254931968

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D-did they put their Christmas tree up when they moved back into the house? I can't even... why not put it in storage or in an attic or something? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE LIGHTS ON IT AND PLUGGED IN? No fucking wonder they have such high electric bills if that's on all the time... and if they are on all the time then isn't that a fire risk? Just one of those bulbs overheating and it's a repeat of January 2014 all over again...

 

[ModeloEspecial]

It's definitely a fake tree, which means it's not going to light on fire

 

[Holliday Special]

Did he let Sorbet die?

 

[Melancholia]

It's definitely a fake tree, which means it's not going to light on fire

Actually the dust that can gather on them is highly flammable... and I think they've had that tree for years... most fake trees like that should be thrown away after about six years...

http://www.christmastreesny.org/Artificial.php

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's definitely a fake tree, which means it's not going to light on fire

If it's plugged in 24/7 with whatever else*, surrounded by Barb's horde it's still a fire hazard. (*Because let's face it if you can't be bothered to unplug Christmas lights 8 months after the event you're likely going to leave everything else plugged in even when it's not in use, likely on extension cords.)

 

[crayolasword]

What is that in back of the tree? Is it a set of dolls or something?

 

[NinFreakLan]

If it's plugged in 24/7 with whatever else*, surrounded by Barb's horde it's still a fire hazard. (*Because let's face it if you can't be bothered to unplug Christmas lights 8 months after the event you're likely going to leave everything else plugged in even when it's not in use, likely on extension cords.)

It's gonna be the Keurig all over again. Place yer bets folks! What lights up first? The house or the stuff?

 

[ModeloEspecial]

What is that in back of the tree? Is it a set of dolls or something?

They look like DVDs, maybe a copy of some show from the 90s?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

They look like DVDs, maybe a copy of some show from the 90s?

It looks like CDs, isn't Chris into weird and obscure music country from the 60s because of Borb.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

You're right, I can make out the black part of them now. Definitely CDs

 

[Excelina]

D-did they put their Christmas tree up when they moved back into the house? I can't even... why not put it in storage or in an attic or something? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE LIGHTS ON IT AND PLUGGED IN? No fucking wonder they have such high electric bills if that's on all the time... and if they are on all the time then isn't that a fire risk? Just one of those bulbs overheating and it's a repeat of January 2014 all over again...

I'd like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt and say it's an old photo from December. But I won't. In the pre-fire horde there was a permanent tree up, too.

 

[Trilby]

What is that in back of the tree? Is it a set of dolls or something?

I think that's that stupid record album cover Chris had in his room in one of his vids last year.

EDIT: Found it!