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It's always Christmas in the Chandler household.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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i forgot about the stupid record album cover shit. why did you curse me with this knowledge trilby.
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I had to! This was TOO easy to spot!
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YOU RAT BASTARD. For that you must go undercover and befriend the Chris.
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At least three. In my personal circle of people who talk dumb shit we think they might have at LEAST six Christmas trees at any given time. Barb also might have a fetish for the Baby Jesus.
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Chances are Barb's eaten six in the past week since nobody's willing to give her that banana.
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Is Sorbet dead? Chris seems to blatantly disregard all questions asking about him in response to his #InternationalCatDay tweet.
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Bragorboats
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My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
- Walt Whitman
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
- Walt Whitman
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He needs to post a few pics then, he is too stupid to have kept old ones for a future date.
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To dispell a rumor that's going around, apparently: I am not having sex with my mother, for she has most definitely not turned into a corpse as of yet.
Chris does not understand how people were just being silly.
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Silver Octopus
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It says it actually works in brackets on the title so it must be true!
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