Containment Random Chris Updates

[KiwiMisetté]

I googled it and this zip code is apparently somewhere in Mexico, lol

dammit mexicans
you're not supposed to be here

 

[Trilby]

Nike has already cornered the market on hillbilly chic work-out wear, Chris.
That looks like Joe Dirt in a push-up bra.

Also looks like they wear their skimpy shorts below their butt cracks as if they can't get their tails through 'em anymore!

That didn't take long. And what are the chances he'll do anything like this about his OWN gut?

All signs point to NO!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Pickleween?

Corlett liked his tweet.

 

[Gorogoroth]

So he believes she's real. Sounds like he's defending her. I'm curious to see the rest of that convo. Thanks.

As am I, but that's all he would post. Gotta hoard those cox.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I'm just wondering how Chris can see any similarities at all between Twilight Sparkle and himself.

 

[Chanchu]

Turn around

Stick it out

Work out that Rosechu butt

Rosechu got back

Damn mobile.

Winner icon for you.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just wondering how Chris can see any similarities at all between Twilight Sparkle and himself.

Well, Twilight Sparkle is a cute bookworm, and Chris is, well, a fat slovenly oaf who talks in unintelligible autistic gibberish. They're practically twins.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, Twilight Sparkle is a cute bookworm, and Chris is, well, a fat slovenly oaf who talks in unintelligible autistic gibberish. They're practically twins.

I bet the last time Chris actually read something and understood it was when he signed the contract for his probation agreement.

 

[ON 190]

I bet the last time Chris actually read something and understood it was when he signed the contract for his probation agreement.

I’m fairly sure he didn’t read or understand that.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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Archive on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2aT5re0qA8

An excellent way to avoid getting hurt like that is for Chris to remember the following advice that I'd posted earlier:

Spoiler

 

[MMX]

I bet the last time Chris actually read something and understood it was when he signed the contract for his probation agreement.

Nope
His mother took care of that

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I’m fairly sure he didn’t read or understand that.

Does R L Stine write probation agreements?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Does R L Stine write probation agreements?

Or Flipity-Bloo
Flipity-Bop
At the age of 20
My Moobs Began to Flop.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Does this mean that he'll be buying some, and that his artwork might improve? If nothing else, it'd make a refreshing change from only blowing the tugboat on MLP, Lego and vidya.

 

[Trilby]

Does this mean that he'll be buying some, and that his artwork might improve? If nothing else, it'd make a refreshing change from only blowing the tugboat on MLP, Lego and vidya.

Rather Chris was using a Pentel Brush Pen myself.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The real meaning of that tweet - that the pens are erasable so mistakes can be corrected - flies so far over Chris's head that he's unaware of its existence.

Like Chris would have any use for an erasable pen. He thinks every little thing he sharts out onto paper is high art, why would he need to erase any of it to do it over again?

 

[Trilby]

The real meaning of that tweet - that the pens are erasable so mistakes can be corrected - flies so far over Chris's head that he's unaware of its existence.

Like Chris would have any use for an erasable pen. He thinks every little thing he sharts out onto paper is high art, why would he need to erase any of it to do it over again?

Pretty much. Not something any artists lives up to (unless you're really experienced to the point anything else is meanlingless since you've got it down to a T).

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[KM 749]

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Really showing his appreciation for CWCville's 16429 heritage.