Containment Random Chris Updates

Even at the thought of losing theoretical China he can't even show real emotions that aren't forced/faked.
AnOminous did a pretty good explanation for this that I can't remember verbatim, but basically autists ARE capable of emotions. It's just they come off as robotic because their frontal lobes are so incomplete (MRI scans have showed almost zero activity happening in the areas used for personal engagement) that they don't honestly know how to express most emotions. At least in a normal way. We know that OPL can express anger pretty.....humorously.

As for sadness, the only valid evidence we have is the Bob crying video, and the Nathaniel Greene elementary recordings of his screams, but we will never know....

Also just my 50 cents, I think Chris is using emotional manipulation that he learned from all these years living with Barb. "I'M JILLING MYSELF IF YOU DONT GO TO SPEEDWAY"
 
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Yes, Chris is way up there like Queen Letizia and the Dutchess of Cambridge. He's got the looks, the hair, and royal subjects like Watermelon.

Chris defines making others happy as indulging in Jessica's sexual fetish. He's never defined making others happy like listening to Doopie by not stalking her or by dressing like the average male idiot he is to avoid making others feel uncomfortable in a shared public space.

Is this one of the “friends” that joined him for a night of MLP?

The premonition has finally come true, Tyrone shall finally turn Christine into a real lady leading to the birth of Crystal, which was all made possible by Chris's secret craving for BBCs.
Anyway, I don't care how many times Chris throws those cheap MLP extensions over his boxy man shoulders, that ain't no woman nor is it feminine in the least.
 
If your goal is to get as fat as possible, grilled chicken is not a good way to do it

Cake would be a far better option, but apparently Chris has a low opinion of the delicious dessert since he only sits bare-assed to fart on them and puts them at the bottom of lists of food in incoherent Facebook posts.
 
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