Containment Random Chris Updates

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Edit: But to your point: Chris' IRL friends spend time with him because he's a harmless hobo weirdo. I think this bothers them, but they're not intimate friends. Actually, it'd be funny/interesting to challenge them on this. But it wouldn't be fair to them.

Ah, so they are pity friends after all. I was having a hard time believing Chris had friends that legitimately enjoyed his company & did anything outside of playing vidya & the odd card game.

In my admittedly very limited experience of people who actually are schizo, it's very distressing to have what appears to be a separate person living in your head - even Chris wouldn't take something like that in his stride.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, are we talking about Hirtes or about people who actually give Chris money for stuff?

Hirtes did that, too. He bought stamps that Chris never sent.

Chris ripped him off and Hirtes shit himself and did nothing.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Gotta disagree with point one
Chris literally says that he has an unspoken agreement regarding his usage of others IP.
I think sonichu says it during the chat with sonic/silvana or maybe a status update but he used the exact term "unspoken agreement"....maybe @The American Hedgehog can find the exact quote

This one?

He also said it in a video.

 

[MMX]

This one?

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He also said it in a video.

That's the one
Hard to argue he never said that if those are his exact words
I suppose there's a difference between saying something and believing something but he definitely said it.
Then again you could be super picky and say he believes he has a silent agreement with someone, he doesn't specifically say Sega or nintendo.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So Chris goes for the most OP and perfect pony of them all - Night Star excepted. What a surprise.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So in the OP Chris claims that this Neptunia Character can speak through his lips in her voice.

Chris needs to video this and prove this.

We all know how that's going to come out. It's going to be Chris talking in a higher register like he used to start off his videos and gradually become lower as time goes on. But this time it will have random Japanese words thrown in like "kawaii" but since he's never heard it actually pronounced properly it's going to be said wrong.

Then he'll get tired of acting and pretend like she's going away and Chris comes back acting like he didn't know what just happened.

 

[Done]

He definitely outsmarted the idiots who gave him $50 for a drawing or 2 minute Youtube video.

No he didn't.. If I give you something *voluntarily*, I don't think you get to say you outsmarted me.. Plus, they got some ween content out of it as well.

I say this because Chris HAS outsmarted someone before.. It was Joshua Martinez, who tried to sell him a 'special PSP'. IIRC, Chris gave Josh a bad check and kept the PSP for himself lol. Of course this isn't a good thing since passing bad checks is crime, but it was funn.

You can see how this situation is different from the one you're describing.

EDIT: I just noticed that Chris has also ripped off Hirtes LMFAO

 

[Male Idiot]

Honestly, this is even dumber than just pretending he is using the right for "parody" .

So do you guys think he will eventually have Christopher and Christian as headmates in his balding little mug?

 

[purepowerlevel]

Honestly, this is even dumber than just pretending he is using the right for "parody" .

So do you guys think he will eventually have Christopher and Christian as headmates in his balding little mug?

Chris has always been his own worst troll headmate.

Hirtes did that, too. He bought stamps that Chris never sent.

Chris ripped him off and Hirtes shit himself and did nothing.

No he didn't.. If I give you something *voluntarily*, I don't think you get to say you outsmarted me.. Plus, they got some ween content out of it as well.

I say this because Chris HAS outsmarted someone before.. It was Joshua Martinez, who tried to sell him a 'special PSP'. IIRC, Chris gave Josh a bad check and kept the PSP for himself lol. Of course this isn't a good thing since passing bad checks is crime, but it was funn.

You can see how this situation is different from the one you're describing.

EDIT: I just noticed that Chris has also ripped off Hirtes LMFAO

Spoiler: good

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No he didn't.. If I give you something *voluntarily*, I don't think you get to say you outsmarted me.. Plus, they got some ween content out of it as well.

I say this because Chris HAS outsmarted someone before.. It was Joshua Martinez, who tried to sell him a 'special PSP'. IIRC, Chris gave Josh a bad check and kept the PSP for himself lol. Of course this isn't a good thing since passing bad checks is crime, but it was funn.

You can see how this situation is different from the one you're describing.

EDIT: I just noticed that Chris has also ripped off Hirtes LMFAO

Nah, Chris got idiots to give him $50 to make a Youtube video, medallion or draw a terrible drawing for said idiot. That's definitely outsmarting someone. Anyone who would give someone $50 for a terrible drawing, stupid medallion or 30 second YouTube video is definitely stupider than the person they paid for it.

 

[geg]

I'm talking about Hirtes here lol.

The people who give Chris money don't do it because he outsmarted them, nor does he even bother.

I kind of feel bad for liking his Tweets out of impulse now.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He does make the very occasional intentionally funny comment. Stopped clocks and all that.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Really this is hardly anything new. He's been asserting that his imaginary creatures exist in another reality for awhile now. What's new is that he now claims that he can interact with them in the real world. Truly fascinating.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Even by MLP standards, that name fucking blows.

That's kind of the joke. The character goes by the edgy name "Tempest Shadow," but once her character arc is complete, she drops her defenses and reveals what her "real" name is in what is played off as moment where even the movie itself lampshades the show's peticular pony-naming patterns. Of course, I'm willing to bet this was even too subtle for Chris to appreciate.

And good god. I'm gone a week and Chris finds a lady living in his Dreamcast and wears s fictional character as a vest to protect irl people from being brainwashed by a bitch from another dimension. What the fuck? Thank goodness Chris has the oration skills of a pig drowning in slop or we'd have another form of Scientology spreading.

 

[Marvin]

Ah, so they are pity friends after all. I was having a hard time believing Chris had friends that legitimately enjoyed his company & did anything outside of playing vidya & the odd card game.

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I think you misunderstood my post.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Who exactly is Chris asking this stupid question to?? Why is he telling people not to bring up past events when it has nothing to do with the game he's playing? Looking at the last sentence, I honestly seems as if Chris believes he's part of the games development team, all because he's "sharing his shares".

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Now I truly wonder if Chris is truly the biggest troll of all who is trolling us.

Or does he troll himself instead while he tries to troll us?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The way that's written, even by Chris's standards, makes my brain hurt. Translation - 'People were asking me why I was doing a cross-over with Neptunia before 25 October, 2017'. Er, no,they weren't, Chris. Because you weren't even doing that back then.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm still wondering when Chris will do a crossover with soap, water, shampoo, common sense, and reality.