Containment Random Chris Updates

You may be onto something there, I can picture Chris being enough of an unhinged imbecile to buy a console exclusively to please a waifu...The very concept is mindfucking, but this is Chris we are talking about.

Want to know something funnier; the series itself shits on the Xbox for several things, like the Red Ring of Death problem and the fact it's HUEG. They even take potshots at the Xbox LIVE service.

In fact, they include all sorts of digs at all the consoles that someone less dense than Chris couldn't fail to pick up on, and even the few Japanese specific injokes are pretty mean.

For example, the three "Oracles" for Lastastion, Lowee, and Leanbox are all named after slang for loony fans of each respective console.

Basically, the series is a brutal roasting of the consoles in question alongside the moe shit, but this is Chris, even the most obvious "lol, consoletard" injoke has flown over his head.
 
There's a fine line between his "reality" and ours. He believes he can curse people at a distance. He believes he can bless people at a distance. So why is it a stretch to think that he didn't imagine such a thing happening and believes it's now real?

Technically speaking, it really isn't that big a surprise. But it's just such a leap for him that came out of absolutely nowhere.
1. He got into a new series from out of nowhere, no prompting, no trolls or heartsweets getting him into it, it's even a relatively obscure series.
2. He made this new series a part of his identity immediately, like day one immediately. Even MLP had to take time to assimilate.
3. He's making this new series a part of his lifestyle by saying it's inhabiting his body and become a part of him, something he's never said, not even about Sonichu or MLP (Christopher's Ghost doesn't count, I'm talking about media here, nor does Sonichu, as he's only said he's ever talked to Sonichu, not that he lived inside him). Given, he'll probably forget about it or drop it soon enough (:optimistic:) before going on to the next thing. But all in all, this is really big jump from his usual brand of delusional coping. I'm still shocked about it, I thought I was dreaming or something when I heard of it.
I mean, yeah, at the end of the day he's still just playing pretend like always, but it's just really accelerating now. Worryingly so.
 
Considering the 'Smeagol/Gollum' conversation that Chris once filmed himself doing, I can't help but feel there's some real-life overlap. Not so much in Chris having a genuine split personality/schizophrenia, but in the way that the fictional character rationalises away something terrible - the fact that he's just murdered his cousin - by convincing himself over and over again that he did the right thing - it was his birthday, so his cousin did owe him a present. Chris insisting that various imaginary friends are in fact TRUE and HONEST and really exist is his own self-shielding denial of a rather harsher reality.
 
Technically speaking, it really isn't that big a surprise. But it's just such a leap for him that came out of absolutely nowhere.
1. He got into a new series from out of nowhere, no prompting, no trolls or heartsweets getting him into it, it's even a relatively obscure series.
2. He made this new series a part of his identity immediately, like day one immediately. Even MLP had to take time to assimilate.
3. He's making this new series a part of his lifestyle by saying it's inhabiting his body and become a part of him, something he's never said, not even about Sonichu or MLP (Christopher's Ghost doesn't count, I'm talking about media here, nor does Sonichu, as he's only said he's ever talked to Sonichu, not that he lived inside him). Given, he'll probably forget about it or drop it soon enough (:optimistic:) before going on to the next thing. But all in all, this is really big jump from his usual brand of delusional coping. I'm still shocked about it, I thought I was dreaming or something when I heard of it.
I mean, yeah, at the end of the day he's still just playing pretend like always, but it's just really accelerating now. Worryingly so.
What you're highlighting here is exactly why I am suspecting that he's having a psychotic break..

If you look at his social media interactions after that wall of text, even he seems like he's not necessarily happy that he is experiencing this (i.e. This is not a happy trip for him at all), as evidenced by his reply to someone on Twitter, where he says that he took time to be able to process it all.
 
What you're highlighting here is exactly why I am suspecting that he's having a psychotic break..

If you look at his social media interactions after that wall of text, even he seems like he's not necessarily happy that he is experiencing this (i.e. This is not a happy trip for him at all), as evidenced by his reply to someone on Twitter, where he says that he took time to be able to process it all.

I'm somewhat confused and conflicted by it.
To make a delusion more believable to oneself, there has to be "flaws" with it. Nothing is perfect, and people know that very deep down. That's why characters with character flaws are so much more interesting and believable than, say, Sonichu. So it would make sense Chris would be like "whew, all this physic caretaking of this waifu of mine sure is back-breaking work! it's a labor of love". But that isn't Chris, Chris hates flaws, Chris hates believably and confrontation and give-and-take relationships. It's totally out of character for him.
So, I really have no idea what to make of this. He's either - ironically enough, even if you can't tell - emotionally maturing, even just a little bit, just to start to appreciate conflict and character depth. Or, as you say, he's actually breaking.
 
You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:
  • Human Chris
  • Sonichu Chris
  • Pony Chris
  • Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
  • Sonichu form of Pony Chris
  • Animu gurl living inside human Chris
Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

Don't forget Sammy, the most realistic Chris insert.

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Yes, but you're missing the crucial point that he thinks that it's impossible to make an OC Sonichu in Sonic Forces. Unless, as some posters on here have shown, you use a bit of imagination and improvisation. Which unfortunately counts Chris pretty much out. Bring on the magical animu waifus. He knows where he stands then.
I do forget that chris is well.....chris, Who's never really had an "imagination" in the first place. He just grabs the nearest media he's digesting at the moment and just slap it onto his abomination of a mosaic alongside making "blobs" of figures and try to pass them off as characters. Hell from what i've seen from the pictures on the core post, he's actually gotten worse at drawing!
 
Not to get too off track or too into this stupid shit, but tulpas are supposed to be spiritual guides for the purpose of self-improvement.

That was back when they were an actual mystical practice. Now they're just autistic fap waifus for screaming autists and more likely to be ponies than Jackie Chan.
 
The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper.

And somewhere, a psychologist is tapping their fingers eagerly, waiting for the chance to really delve deep into Chris's thought processes. Because this truly supersedes autism.

How do you know it hasn't happened already?
 
You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:
  • Human Chris
  • Sonichu Chris
  • Pony Chris
  • Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
  • Sonichu form of Pony Chris
  • Animu gurl living inside human Chris
Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

Don't forget Magichan or whatever the omnipresent psychic thought-crime cop's name is.
 
His isolation is causing him to lose his grip pretty hard, he's losing himself with these fantasies... Do people in isolation in prisons or psychiatric facilities behave in a similar way after left alone for a time?
I'm :late: to the party, but yes, it can happen. Humans are social animals, and when isolated or cut off, we devolve into this primal paranoid kind of state. You see it a lot with hoarders and shut-ins.

We don't know how often Chris gets out, but we know it's just him and Barb most of the time. I doubt Barb would sit and talk about current events in her state of mind right now.
 
I'm :late: to the party, but yes, it can happen. Humans are social animals, and when isolated or cut off, we devolve into this primal paranoid kind of state. You see it a lot with hoarders and shut-ins.

We don't know how often Chris gets out, but we know it's just him and Barb most of the time. I doubt Barb would sit and talk about current events in her state of mind right now.

@Marvin has mentioned that Chris has some social contacts that he goes and hangs out with, but given how much he's been regressing and focusing on the comic lately, I have to wonder how much he's going out as those people probably wouldn't really feel comfortable around the Ben Franklin zombie with seaweed hair ranting about ponies and pony-humans and now sentient game consoles with boobs.
 
. I do think (again, with careful wording) Chris would stop pretending even to himself to hear his imaginary characters.
He would probably close his eyes and say out loud, “I’m sorry Sonichu, but I’m not going to be able to talk to you for a while. Please go back to CWCville and leave me with some quiet period of recovery and mental peace, among which.” Then he would take a deep breath, make a loud stress sigh, and let out a fart.
 
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@Marvin has mentioned that Chris has some social contacts that he goes and hangs out with, but given how much he's been regressing and focusing on the comic lately, I have to wonder how much he's going out as those people probably wouldn't really feel comfortable around the Ben Franklin zombie with seaweed hair ranting about ponies and pony-humans and now sentient game consoles with boobs.
So, I think this is almost entirely a way for him to rationalize Barb dying before he has his sweetheart. I bet Chris will talk to his tulpas as he hits pay for his rent bill for his crappy, impoverished Charlottesville apartment every month.

Edit: But to your point: Chris' IRL friends spend time with him because he's a harmless hobo weirdo. I think this bothers them, but they're not intimate friends. Actually, it'd be funny/interesting to challenge them on this. But it wouldn't be fair to them.
He would probably close his eyes and say out loud, “I’m sorry Sonichu, but I’m not going to be able to talk to you for a while. Please go back to CWCville and leave me with some quiet period of recovery and mental peace, among which.” Then he would take a deep breath, make a loud stress sigh, and let out a fart.
Doubtful. Like I said, I don't believe he actually believes this. He'll drop this shit like a hot turd if someone is threatening serious consequences, and (most importantly) not just to the person making the threat; he'll drop it in his mind.

Because again, he doesn't actually believe in this stuff.

Chris is a child who doesn't have anyone or anything to push back on his stupid fantasies.

I say this because, as Alec has noted, we have pushed back on his fantasies in the past. And in undocumented situations too. He always reacts that way. It's hilarious how shallow these beliefs are in Chris' coconut of a head. He pussies out because he's afraid he's going to get in trouble. He doesn't believe in shit. In anything.

This shit is a comfort blanket to him.
 
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