Containment Random Chris Updates

[Muscle Bra]

That one's always been interestingly ambiguous to me. Was Chris simply claiming that he was passing on a message that Sonichu had somehow transmitted to him earlier, or did he actually hold a 'what's that you said, Sonichu?'-type conversation with empty air while in her office?

As you pointed out, the CWCki is having an outage, so I am unable to check, but I always got the impression CWC channeled Sonichu in the office and had Sonichu speak directly to MLW (right before he curse-ye-ha-me-ha’d her...)

 

[Wraith]

Oh my Lord, I'm gone for a few days and Chris pulls this out. This was painful to read. This is really messed up. I, I wasn't expecting this. Just wow. Let this one be funny as hell though. I could use it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've already said this, but I'll say it again. I hope someone soon calls him out for using that stupid Smiling, Blushing Emoji and the Flower Emoji because he's doing it for the same purpose of him using "Darling" and "Dear."

Besides, I'd even vouch that its even MORE creepy myself, personally, because I hate getting Emoji's in the first place.

 

[Done]

As you pointed out, the CWCki is having an outage, so I am unable to check, but I always got the impression CWC channeled Sonichu in the office and had Sonichu speak directly to MLW (right before he curse-ye-ha-me-ha’d her...)

From memory, Chris was trying to relay a message from Sonichu to MLW, she told him that she didn't care, and he Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha'd her. At which point she suspended him and gave him a mandatory psych evaluation.

How long until someone manages to convince Chris he’s chatting with one of his characters interdimensionally through Skype?

This won't work, he is already convinced that he's in communication psychically.

We already have the ween that pretends to be Sonichu on Twitter though..

 

[The Fool]

The unfortunate thing about Chris is that even if he did believe someone online was one of his multiverse delusions (which is debatable if he'd even take the bait), it would immediately be ruined by the cognitive disassociation that would inevitably occur. Just imagine Chris talking to Fluttershy over IM, ripping an audible fart, then noticing that the horse didn't compliment him for how feminine his fart was because it wasn't around to know about it. He would immediately shut down.

 

[Done]

The unfortunate thing about Chris is that even if he did believe someone online was one of his multiverse delusions (which is debatable if he'd even take the bait), it would immediately be ruined by the cognitive disassociation that would inevitably occur. Just imagine Chris talking to Fluttershy over IM, ripping an audible fart, then noticing that the horse didn't compliment him for how feminine his fart was because it wasn't around to know about it. He would immediately shut down.

There's an even simpler reason why it won't work: No one can match Chris's own delusional mind at coming up with conversations with imaginary friends.. He will immediately detect some weird-ass reason why the person talking to him isn't the TRUE & HONEST Sonichu or Magi-Chan..etc.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm kind of stuck on the names. Does this mean "Count Graduon" still represents his graduation, and Chris is still holding on to the belief tha this high school lire was perfect, despite being shown that was an illusion? Or has he simply started using the name without remembering where it came from?

And where did "Gamindustri" come from? Is Chris now blaming the video game industry for his problems? If so, it's odd that he would villainize something that's brought him so much enjoyment.

 

[The Fool]

I'm kind of stuck on the names. Does this mean "Count Graduon" still represents his graduation, and Chris is still holding on to the belief tha this high school lire was perfect, despite being shown that was an illusion? Or has he simply started using the name without remembering where it came from?

Probably the latter. Chris is the type to keep doing things even if he forgot why, just general :autism:

And where did "Gamindustri" come from? Is Chris now blaming the video game industry for his problems? If so, it's odd that he would villainize something that's brought him so much enjoyment.

Gamindustri is something from the Neptuna thing he's into. I don't think he understands the reference or criticism, or if he does, he doesn't care or can't make the connection.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I dont think Chris has the determination nor patience to make a Tulpa. That or he might get too scared that he will brake his mind (Since he's already fucking mental as it is.) But I do agree that any day now he might make a big scene somewhere that can get him admitted to a psyche ward or get him some jail time. Nothing extreme like violence , but more a long the lines of disturbing the peace and potentially resisting arrest (again). What he will do, If it'll happen, or when it will happen all comes down to simply time will tell. But right now might be the closest Chris has come to going full insane. It might be time to see his final form.

Isn’t Sonichu technically a Tulpa? I’m actually not sure if Chris has ever seen visual hallucinations of Sonichu but he definitely has ‘communicated’ with him, tbh I’m not really sure what qualifies as s Tulpa since it just seems like a self imposed imaginary friend with a lot of magical woo background.

Also I wouldn’t underestimate his determination and patience if Chris thinks he’s getting something he wants (Especially if it requires minimum physical effort on his part), I mean have you listened to binaural beats? It’s just two sine waves played over and over again and Chris must have listen to HOURS of it.

 

[The Fool]

Isn’t Sonichu technically a Tulpa? I’m actually not sure if Chris has ever seen visual hallucinations of Sonichu but he definitely has ‘communicated’ with him.

Not to get too off track or too into this stupid shit, but tulpas are supposed to be spiritual guides for the purpose of self-improvement. So no, I think Sonichu is the opposite of a tulpa.
But, at the end of the day they're both just talking to yourself so you may as well call him one.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

You know, "extreme" just isn't the term I could use to describe this retarded scenario. Its some bizarre cross of nostalgia and wishful thinking bad. This scenario was so significant for Chris, that its expanded his already infinite magic powers he thinks he has. And I'm sure he thinks he is using them when he uses that stupid smiling, blushing emoji.

This using of his Third Eye to "summon" this entity is what bothers me the most though. I've never admitted it before, but I too, study the whole Third Eye shit a little bit, including how to open it. But this whole "Spiritualism" thing is something you need to really be careful with and should not be taken seriously.

It will be really bad if Chris winds up learning about astral projection, especially considering his ultimate belief in alternate dimensions.

 

[also autistic]

I've already said this, but I'll say it again. I hope someone soon calls him out for using that stupid Smiling, Blushing Emoji and the Flower Emoji because he's doing it for the same purpose of him using "Darling" and "Dear."

Besides, I'd even vouch that its even MORE creepy myself, personally, because I hate getting Emoji's in the first place.

With autism emojis are a must to convey the proper feelings through text, duh. :autism:

But yeah I'd be creeped out too.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

This isn't so far-fetched. Last week, I lit a ring of candles around my Dreamcast, opened my chakras, and manifested the archdemon Big the Cat.

Seems legit.

 

[Done]

You know, "extreme" just isn't the term I could use to describe this retarded scenario. Its some bizarre cross of nostalgia and wishful thinking bad. This scenario was so significant for Chris, that its expanded his already infinite magic powers he thinks he has. And I'm sure he thinks he is using them when he uses that stupid smiling, blushing emoji.

This using of his Third Eye to "summon" this entity is what bothers me the most though. I've never admitted it before, but I too, study the whole Third Eye shit a little bit, including how to open it. But this whole "Spiritualism" thing is something you need to really be careful with and should not be taken seriously.

It will be really bad if Chris winds up learning about astral projection, especially considering his ultimate belief in alternate dimensions.

I believe he already mentioned that he was projecting himself into CWCville.

And the reason that Chris uses emoji is the same as anyone else: He is adding tone to his writings on social media. Of course it takes an even greater significance for autists like him, as he can't properly convey his emotions like normies do.

Now stop A-Logging and let the autist emote to his cholesterol-filled heart's content.

 

[Sammy]

Maybe this was already addressed in this thread but wasn't Count Graduon supposed to be inhabiting a crystal or a dead robot on the moon or something? Does Chris' clusterfuck of a message explain why Graduon decided to instead possess the body of JonTron?

 

[The Fool]

Yeah, Chris already thinks he can "astral project" just by daydreaming about it like he does with everything else.
I wouldn't worry about him actually trying to astral project (that's like, deep meditation shit, right?) He's far too lazy for that. He doesn't care at all about actual self-improvement or work, even in things he likes such as drawing or being a psychic. He just wants to put on some white noise from youtube and go into an autism coma.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Gamindustri is something from the Neptuna thing he's into. I don't think he understands the reference or criticism, or if he does, he doesn't care or can't make the connection.

Thanks. I appreciate not having to wade into the autism pool in order to figure out minor points of Christory.

 

[Pony Horn]

Doopie can block Chris as much as she likes, but he'll find a way to keep tweeting her.

Night Star is still following LazyCast. Either they don't know Night Star is Chris or they don't care as long as they don't have to read his nonsense on their account.

 

[Duck and Turn]

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:

• Human Chris
• Sonichu Chris
• Pony Chris
• Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
• Sonichu form of Pony Chris
• Animu gurl living inside human Chris

Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

1) He suddenly got into Hyperdimension Neptunia and he can't hate a buxom squirrel-faced anime girl protagonist, even if she represents the HEXbox. You can just hear the BASIC breaking down in Chris's autism engine. XBOX = bad, anime girls = good, XBOX = anime girls, error error! DEL first priority to avoid system malfunction

You may be onto something there, I can picture Chris being enough of an unhinged imbecile to buy a console exclusively to please a waifu...The very concept is mindfucking, but this is Chris we are talking about.