Containment Random Chris Updates

[CWCissey]

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:

• Human Chris
• Sonichu Chris
• Pony Chris
• Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
• Sonichu form of Pony Chris
• Animu gurl living inside human Chris

Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

I'm waiting for the Sonichu issue surrounding the Council of Chris'

 

[Jack Awful]

"Let me tell you about how I'm now channeling a character from an anime with the help of my psychic hedgehog Pokemon friend, in this reality, in the real world."

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I wouldn't worry about him actually trying to astral project (that's like, deep meditation shit, right?) He's far too lazy for that. He doesn't care at all about actual self-improvement or work

Exactly. Even if you place any credence in magic and psychic abilities, then the one thing that's agreed on is that even those with a natural knack for them have to work at developing/honing those abilities. And meditation, deep or otherwise, still requires more focus and concentration than simply shitting one's pants and doing nothing - it's effectively a form of self-induced self-hypnosis. Chris claims to have trouble remembering what he looks like, and if there's any truth in that then he's going nowhere as a magician/super-psychic demigod. Hell, even Doctor Strange or John Constantine could tell him that (but then again, Chris has never been much of a Marvel or DC reader as far as I know).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Funny, I didn't see "Battery-Charged Blue" as an option. Not only does he have to display his Autism by sperging about the specific blue that he likes, he also has to add his Sonichu bullshit that absolutely no one cares or even knows about as if that will help anyone reading his Tweet understand just exactly what he's rambling about.

He's seems to think everyone has not only heard of Sonichu, but is an avid follower. I guess meeting so many "fans" at Bronycon reinforced his delusions of grandeur. Or possibly it's the fact that Twitter allows him to "befriend" people involved in the production of MLP, and he thinks they view him as he views them. Or both, plus :autism:.

What I find most interesting is that he's combined it with his need to escape reality, to the point where he appears to view Night Star being canon as fait accompli.

Night Star is still following LazyCast. Either they don't know Night Star is Chris or they don't care as long as they don't have to read his nonsense on their account.

I suspect they're fine with him following them, as long as he stays at arms' length. The moment he looks like he's going to start creeping again, he's blocked. Or possibly whoever monitors the Lazycast account knows about Chris, but not his socks.

 

[Muscle Bra]

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there.

Nah. It's just the same as a little kid playing pretend. One day, he wants to be Superman because he can fly and the next he wants to be Batman because he has cool gadgets. After that, he wants to be Wolverine because he's a bad ass and then he wants to be someone with mind control powers.

Eventually the little kid ends up creating a weird amalgamation of a super-powered guy who can fly and is rich and has tons of cool gadgets and has bad-ass claws and has mind control powers. Since all of Chris's characters are real to him, he hasn't (yet) amalgamated them all into one self-insert and instead inhabits whichever persona best meets his emotional needs at the time.

(And, again -- I really really hope Chris never reads "Crisis on Infinite Earths"...)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

By the way, I find Chris' ongoing affinity for Magi-Chan to be interesting. Even before the whole "Rip holes in spacetime's taint with binaural psychic powers" thing captured Chris' imagination, Magi-Chan was always the all-powerful and all-knowing one. And now he (and his dickgirlfriend) beat out Sonichu himself as the first to visit Chris IRL.

What I find interesting is how much more prominent he's become. He was only an important character before in the sense that he was a useful deus ex machina. Now he's seemingly overtaken Sonichu in importance.

I'm going to throw a wild theory out here, but I wondered if Chris' assertion that Night Star can travel between dimensions was Chris' means of summoning her to him. By the same token, I wonder if bigging Magi-Chan up like this has a similar purpose.

And the reason that Chris uses emoji is the same as anyone else: He is adding tone to his writings on social media. Of course it takes an even greater significance for autists like him, as he can't properly convey his emotions like normies do.

The emotion he appears to be trying to express is "I AM A CUTE TEENAGE GIRL! TEE-HEE-HEE!"

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:

• Human Chris
• Sonichu Chris
• Pony Chris
• Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
• Sonichu form of Pony Chris
• Animu gurl living inside human Chris

Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

That's before we've gone into the self-inserts that aren't explicitly Chris, like Reginald Sneasel, Robbie and arguably Sonichu himself. And does Cheroki-Chan count?

 

[MMX]

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:

• Human Chris
• Sonichu Chris
• Pony Chris
• Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
• Sonichu form of Pony Chris
• Animu gurl living inside human Chris

Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

So does animu girl live in all of them or just Chris prime ?

 

[Done]

He's seems to think everyone has not only heard of Sonichu, but is an avid follower. I guess meeting so many "fans" at Bronycon reinforced his delusions of grandeur. Or possibly it's the fact that Twitter allows him to "befriend" people involved in the production of MLP, and he thinks they view him as he views them. Or both, plus :autism:.

What I find most interesting is that he's combined it with his need to escape reality, to the point where he appears to view Night Star being canon as fait accompli.

I think what's really interesting about his recent Neptunia spergout is the fact that it's the 1st time he's mentioned something that is still "ongoing", Chris has always treated whatever autism happens in his comic as something that's already done & dusted.

It makes me think that in his mind, he's replacing real-life problems he doesn't know how to solve with imaginary ones that he could solve, even if the imaginary stuff is difficult & harrowing in his mind.

I am also suspecting that he may be having a Brief Psychotic Disorder, which typically happens in times of great stress, to otherwise non-Schizophrenic people. If that is true, it's probably due to the pressures accompanying the repayment of his huge debt*. We will know for sure if this shit ends in a few weeks, if it persists for more than that, then it's something different.

* Remember that he probably agreed to a payment plan of the Mariner debt to avert the lawsuit, which could be coming up now in the form of letters in his mailbox.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

"Let me tell you about how I'm now channeling a character from an anime with the help of my psychic hedgehog Pokemon friend, in this reality, in the real world."

B-rank movie idea: He succeeds, and the character goes on a rampage, and the US has to send in armored personnel carriers to stop the chaos. It's stupid but you know we'd all watch the daylights out of that.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So in Mary Lee Walsh's office he pretended to converse with Sonichu as though he was there. He may have done a "Sonichu voice" but that's pretty much just Chris's voice so it wouldn't make a difference to Walsh as she watched the debacle. Then he did the curse ye ha me ha.

He has been "talking" to Sonichu and Rosechu pretty much ever since he created them. At night he would lie on his bed and "talk" to them and they would offer him life advice. He also "talked" to Megagi La Skunk that one time who wished Megan had never been born, even if it meant by extension that Megagi had never been created.

EDIT: This was according to the CWCki.

I wouldn't be terribly surprised if he has had low level schizophrenia the whole time and been dismissed as having an active imagination.

 

[Pony Horn]

It makes me think that in his mind, he's replacing real-life problems he doesn't know how to solve with imaginary ones that he could solve, even if the imaginary stuff is difficult & harrowing in his mind.

I'm sure this has been said before but we've seen Chris use his drawings and his comic as a 2 dimensional hug box and wish fulfilment tool from the time he used them to "prove" he is hetrosexual by posting drawings of himself naked with naked women. Tbh, it's one of the few things about his art that I find interesting (not the nudes, lol, but the way he uses his drawings).

Now that I think about it, what he was doing with those nudes and some of his other drawings he made back then is what he's doing now with his "this stuff is real" drawings and posts.

 

[NiggoPls]

The comment section is amazing though.

Yeah, super amazing with all the weens demonstrating that they're every bit as exceptional as Chris. Hirtes especially is making a fool of himself in a grandiose manner.

If anything, I'm just fascinated once more that these people are so oblivious they don't get that Chris doesn't give a shit. Hell, those weens probably don't even register on his radar and are basically just reeeeing into the void.

 

[Aristophanes]

Fucking hell, I'll have whatever psychosis Chris is having please. The valium is really fucking with him now.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If anything, I'm just fascinated once more that these people are so oblivious they don't get that Chris doesn't give a shit. Hell, those weens probably don't even register on his radar and are basically just reeeeing into the void.

I think at one point Chris went as far as to say he felt sorry for Hirtes. That's gotta sting.

 

[nertz]

That can only mean that he thinks/wants to convince himself he had sex with a fictional character.

So... Lovequest is successful at last?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

You can tell that at this point, nothing satisfies him. He's constantly searching for new ways to self-insert himself and instead of sticking to one idea, he just throws it all out there. If he keeps going like this, the entire cast of Sonichu will be replaced by him. I mean, look how many Chris we have already:

• Human Chris
• Sonichu Chris
• Pony Chris
• Human form of Pony Chris (which is totally seperate from regular human Chris for some fucking reason)
• Sonichu form of Pony Chris
• Animu gurl living inside human Chris

Now if only we had Pickle Chris.

At this rate we are gonna have an entire fighting game based of different versions of Chris.
I'll main Human Chris. I hear he
s S Tier

I'm waiting for the Sonichu issue surrounding the Council of Chris'

Does Chris like RnM?

 

[CWCissey]

Does Chris like RnM?

No idea, He's probably at least aware of it.

 

[Marvin]

That's exactly how that one kacey call I always reference went down. Kacey told him his talk of "dark personality Christopher" sounded like a sign of an aneurysm or something else gravely serious, and dark Christopher immediately stopped acting tough and said "hold on, I'll get christian back" as if he was mundanely handing the phone to someone else, and we didn't hear him trying to shock people with his personality change again.

Yeah, that's dead on. I love that example because it (if you've listened to the audio) so simply demonstrates his lack of conviction. Chris is a tremendous pussy who's a big man when he believes he has power, but folds like origami when challenged strongly enough. Chris "believes" in this shit because he really wants to feel safe in life (fair enough) and no one has challenged him on his retarded claims.

Now the danger is that, as time goes on, Chris won't have anyone around to challenge his stupid beliefs. There's nothing in his life to keep him from cranking up the crazy as high as he wants.

Funny for us. Unless you live in Charlottesville. Because then there's a crazy unhinged tard on the loose.

Didn’t he pepper spray someone because sonic’s arms aren’t blue?

No. Chris pepper sprayed someone because he was committing a crime (vandalism) and he got caught, and he tried to run like a pussy bitch.

And didn’t he run over someone because he thought there was a huge conspiracy preventing him from going to a game shop?

No. Chris didn't ever run anyone over intentionally. Keep in mind, Barbara Chandler also ran someone over in that same incident. She was sitting in the driver's seat and had her foot on the gas.

Also, heh, dude, Chris had a collection of people harassing him en masse, manipulating his life and generally catfishing him for a fucking decade. We got him to destroy his property. Several times. We got him to drive interstate to a big city ghetto. It's fucking retarded to think Chris' paranoia was unjustified.

Now, Chris didn't think there was a "huge conspiracy" keeping him from a game shop. He primarily thought some dickhead game shop owner had banned him. Which, indeed what was happening.

None of what Cris is saying or doing is going to make him less dangerous. This is the same guy who evaded cops after pepper spraying someone. Next time he does it, he’s just going to say “Well um, da waifu in mah head told me!” He’s trying to make himself less responsible for any actions he takes.

Eh... I think Chris is primarily scared shitless of a post-Barb life. Now, he'll absolutely blame Sonichu when he does chimp out and hit some dude.

But I don't think that's his primary motivation. Small correction, but I think it's an interesting point to consider if you're interested in the life of an autistic retard academically, like I am.

I dont think Chris has the determination nor patience to make a Tulpa. That or he might get too scared that he will brake his mind (Since he's already fucking mental as it is.) But I do agree that any day now he might make a big scene somewhere that can get him admitted to a psyche ward or get him some jail time. Nothing extreme like violence , but more a long the lines of disturbing the peace and potentially resisting arrest (again). What he will do, If it'll happen, or when it will happen all comes down to simply time will tell. But right now might be the closest Chris has come to going full insane. It might be time to see his final form.

> psyche ward
Lol, you aren't American, are you?

You know, "extreme" just isn't the term I could use to describe this retarded scenario. Its some bizarre cross of nostalgia and wishful thinking bad. This scenario was so significant for Chris, that its expanded his already infinite magic powers he thinks he has. And I'm sure he thinks he is using them when he uses that stupid smiling, blushing emoji.

This using of his Third Eye to "summon" this entity is what bothers me the most though. I've never admitted it before, but I too, study the whole Third Eye shit a little bit, including how to open it. But this whole "Spiritualism" thing is something you need to really be careful with and should not be taken seriously.

It will be really bad if Chris winds up learning about astral projection, especially considering his ultimate belief in alternate dimensions.

huh

So, you believe in third eyes? And we're not talking butt holes or anything, right?

...

Tell us more.

So... Lovequest is successful at last?

Chris actually lost his virginity IRL a few years ago.

Seriously, Chris had PIV sex with a prostitute a few years ago.

 

[nertz]

Chris actually lost his virginity IRL a few years ago.

Seriously, Chris had PIV sex with a prostitute a few years ago.

Oh, I know, but now he has a boyfriend-free girl living in his own brain. I think that's about as good a resolution as he can hope for by this point.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Let's not forget that Chris imagines a lot of things. Like when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office he acted like Sonichu was right there next to him to the the point where Sonichu was actually the one speaking to her and Chris was doing the translating.

There's a fine line between his "reality" and ours. He believes he can curse people at a distance. He believes he can bless people at a distance. So why is it a stretch to think that he didn't imagine such a thing happening and believes it's now real?