Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Marvin]

Ah, thanks.

@The Fool isn't kidding. Hirtes is a weirdo autist that made like 20 Twitter accounts to sperg at Chris every day for 3 years. (Or something like that) That is confirmed to be one of his accounts.

The first time Chris acknowledged his existence personally, it was in an interview, and as @BOLDYSPICY! noted, Chris said he pitied Hirtes.

Dude's a weird fucking loser.

 

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@The Fool isn't kidding. Hirtes is a weirdo autist that made like 20 Twitter accounts to sperg at Chris every day for 3 years. (Or something like that) That is confirmed to be one of his accounts.

The first time Chris acknowledged his existence personally, it was in an interview, and as @BOLDYSPICY! noted, Chris said he pitied Hirtes.

Dude's a weird fucking loser.

I believe I read somewhere on the farms that he is on his 50th account by now.

 

[Silver Octopus]

lol, since when?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@The Fool isn't kidding. Hirtes is a weirdo autist that made like 20 Twitter accounts to sperg at Chris every day for 3 years. (Or something like that) That is confirmed to be one of his accounts.

The first time Chris acknowledged his existence personally, it was in an interview, and as @BOLDYSPICY! noted, Chris said he pitied Hirtes.

Dude's a weird fucking loser.

Yeah, it's funny how the rare cases where Chris mentions Hirtes shows that he's unfazed by his ranting.

I believe I read somewhere on the farms that he is on his 50th account by now.

lol, his current account has 958 tweets screeching about Chris for over 2 and a half months, whereas Chris cares so little that he doesn't even bother to block him.

 

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Yeah, it's funny how the rare cases where Chris mentions Hirtes shows that he's unfazed by his ranting.


lol, his current account has 958 tweets screeching about Chris for over 2 and a half months, whereas Chris cares so little that he doesn't even bother to block him.

I think Chris mentioned somewhere that he mutes weens, which is basically him letting Hirtes scream into the abyss LOL.

You have to be a total sped if you're outsmarted & pitied by the internet's biggest autist, a man who proved to be gullible enough to be fooled into destroying property, shoving items up his ass and driving long distance roads into nowhere, among other things..

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So in the OP Chris claims that this Neptunia Character can speak through his lips in her voice.

Chris needs to video this and prove this.

 

[idosometimes]

Doubtful. Like I said, I don't believe he actually believes this. He'll drop this shit like a hot turd if someone is threatening serious consequences, and (most importantly) not just to the person making the threat; he'll drop it in his mind.

Because again, he doesn't actually believe in this stuff.

Chris is a child who doesn't have anyone or anything to push back on his stupid fantasies.

I say this because, as Alec has noted, we have pushed back on his fantasies in the past. And in undocumented situations too. He always reacts that way. It's hilarious how shallow these beliefs are in Chris' coconut of a head. He pussies out because he's afraid he's going to get in trouble. He doesn't believe in shit. In anything.

This shit is a comfort blanket to him.

Chris is dumb, but he believes in stuff. A lot of stuff. He believes in magic, #loveislove, and binaural beats. He believes in his mother and in everything she has told him (he believes that his first word was at 6 weeks and that his baby sitter made him autistic). He believes in family bonds and in being supported by his successful relatives. He believes that a basketball to his empty skull opened the "locker" of his creativity. He believes in Sonichu and Rosechu. He believes in the power of love and friendship as described by a show about talking ponies aimed at 8 year old girls. He believes in respecting his artistic creations and providing them a great life. He believes that his creative "geinus" was desired by Nintendo and Sega; he believes that he has a silent agreement to abuse their IP. He believes he was an attractive man who is now an attractive woman that any straight or lesbian woman would be thrilled to take as a partner. He also believes that his problems were all caused by trolls and cyberbullies who stopped his love quest because women do want him and he has so much to offer them in a relationship.

Exactly how deep his beliefs go will always be a mystery. He can't explain anything in a way that can be understood. Interviewers are more concerned with navy recycling and Sonic's arms than interesting stuff. Chris does have beliefs though. He believes in some ideas because his real life memory is terrible and appears to been replaced by fantasy, like with his gal-pals being paid because a troll said so instead of them being the true and honest friends who wanted to offer their wombs to him so he could have a daughter that they actually were.

 

[Porker LeVance]

The checklist for Chris' stupid fantasies:

• must require no effort on Chris' part whatsoever. Chris is special and doesn't need to work at anything to be better than everyone
• must afford Chris multiple supernatural powers that are almost limitless
• must link Chris to existing IP in a crucial, irreplaceable way, bonus points if it links 2 unrelated IP's
• must require paragraphs of details to fully explain how amazing it is

 

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Chris is dumb, but he believes in stuff. A lot of stuff. He believes in magic, #loveislove, and binaural beats. He believes in his mother and in everything she has told him (he believes that his first word was at 6 weeks and that his baby sitter made him autistic). He believes in family bonds and in being supported by his successful relatives. He believes that a basketball to his empty skull opened the "locker" of his creativity. He believes in Sonichu and Rosechu. He believes in the power of love and friendship as described by a show about talking ponies aimed at 8 year old girls. He believes in respecting his artistic creations and providing them a great life. He believes that his creative "geinus" was desired by Nintendo and Sega; he believes that he has a silent agreement to abuse their IP. He believes he was an attractive man who is now an attractive woman that any straight or lesbian woman would be thrilled to take as a partner. He also believes that his problems were all caused by trolls and cyberbullies who stopped his love quest because women do want him and he has so much to offer them in a relationship.

Exactly how deep his beliefs go will always be a mystery. He can't explain anything in a way that can be understood. Interviewers are more concerned with navy recycling and Sonic's arms than interesting stuff. Chris does have beliefs though. He believes in some ideas because his real life memory is terrible and appears to been replaced by fantasy, like with his gal-pals being paid because a troll said so instead of them being the true and honest friends who wanted to offer their wombs to him so he could have a daughter that they actually were.

I don't think @Marvin is saying he doesn't believe in stuff, everyone believes in things to some extent or another.

He is saying that he's a pussy who's extremely willing to back down from anything if you provide him with real-sounding justifications that it will have consequences. The moment Kacey told him that his split personality thing meant that he was displaying signs of an aneurysm, he immediately backed down from a ruse he was trying to pull for days if not weeks! You can do this with most of his delusions, especially the Sonichu cartoon dimension stuff. In that sense, he really doesn't believe in anything enough to defend it, in other words, he has no convictions of his own.

Now this won't work on everything you mentioned, for example, you can't convince him that his belief in his mother or his Transwoman thing has consequences because he sees other people that believe in their mothers and/or are Trans and they aren't threatened by anything.

Finally, some other "weird beliefs" you mentioned are also invalid, because they're either:

1. Distorted From What He Actually Believes: For example, AFAIK, Chris never said that he had an unspoken agreement with Nintendo or Sega to abuse his IP, he only talked about them knowing about his comics and not suing yet, so he's not bothering to change things to avoid lawsuits.
2. Actually True: He is correct in that the trolls are (partly) responsible for some of his current issues, also, they WERE meddling in his Love Quest, it ain't paranoia if people were really out to get you!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You have to be a total sped if you're outsmarted & pitied by the internet's biggest autist, a man who proved to be gullible enough to be fooled into destroying property, shoving items up his ass and driving long distance roads into nowhere, among other things..

Wait, are we talking about Hirtes or about people who actually give Chris money for stuff?

 

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Wait, are we talking about Hirtes or about people who actually give him money for stuff?

I'm talking about Hirtes here lol.

The people who give Chris money don't do it because he outsmarted them, nor does he even bother.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm talking about Hirtes here lol.

The people who give Chris money don't do it because he outsmarted them, nor does he even bother.

He definitely outsmarted the idiots who gave him $50 for a drawing or 2 minute Youtube video.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

He definitely outsmarted the idiots who gave him $50 for a drawing or 2 minute Youtube video.

Wait...$50??? I knew he charged for his art but...people pay him that much for a crayon drawing or a comic of recolored characters?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris is dumb, but he believes in stuff. A lot of stuff. He believes in magic, #loveislove, and binaural beats. He believes in his mother and in everything she has told him (he believes that his first word was at 6 weeks and that his baby sitter made him autistic). He believes in family bonds and in being supported by his successful relatives. He believes that a basketball to his empty skull opened the "locker" of his creativity. He believes in Sonichu and Rosechu. He believes in the power of love and friendship as described by a show about talking ponies aimed at 8 year old girls. He believes in respecting his artistic creations and providing them a great life. He believes that his creative "geinus" was desired by Nintendo and Sega; he believes that he has a silent agreement to abuse their IP. He believes he was an attractive man who is now an attractive woman that any straight or lesbian woman would be thrilled to take as a partner. He also believes that his problems were all caused by trolls and cyberbullies who stopped his love quest because women do want him and he has so much to offer them in a relationship.

Exactly how deep his beliefs go will always be a mystery. He can't explain anything in a way that can be understood. Interviewers are more concerned with navy recycling and Sonic's arms than interesting stuff. Chris does have beliefs though. He believes in some ideas because his real life memory is terrible and appears to been replaced by fantasy, like with his gal-pals being paid because a troll said so instead of them being the true and honest friends who wanted to offer their wombs to him so he could have a daughter that they actually were.

I think a lot of it is just the fact that he's never had to engage with the world. Most people start out with a very active imagination, when they're kids, but as they mature and engage with the world, they put boundaries on their fantasies. Chris doesn't deal with the world much and there are no consequences to his madness. If he wants to pretend he's a sexy woman, it's not like he's surrounded by people telling him he isn't. If he wants to pretend he's talking to hedgehogs, his work colleagues won't tell him to stop being an idiot.

I don't believe for a second that he really thinks an anime waifu is living in his head, it's just that he doesn't realise that grown-ups don't believe in that shit. In my admittedly very limited experience of people who actually are schizo, it's very distressing to have what appears to be a separate person living in your head - even Chris wouldn't take something like that in his stride. He's just playing pretend and if someone like Jessica really challenged him, he'd back right down.

 

[crunchysalty]

"Usually ships in 24 hours"
Lol just.... No.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

lol, his current account has 958 tweets screeching about Chris for over 2 and a half months, whereas Chris cares so little that he doesn't even bother to block him.

What I find weird is that he does so despite the fact that he has nothing to say to Chris that hasn't been said to him a million times over the last decade. It's not like he's funny or original. Really says more about him than Chris. This is clearly a man overwhelmed by his own inadequacy and desperate for someone to kick back at.

 

[thismanlies]

The next time someone asks if he's getting better, point them to this thread.

 

[Keine]

from what i have seen and heard, Chris apparently didn't like Sonic Forces and instead fled to Hyperdimension Neptunia instead. Ironic, the one game that OCs can exist in full is the same game that Chris disliked.

Nah he’s still playing Sonic. He unlocked more trophies for it yesterday.

He has no trophies for Neptune so he’s either playing on something other than a PS4 or he hasn’t played any of the games. And all the recent ones have a trophy just for starting the game so it would’ve popped up.

Spoiler

He does have a few trophies for the first Danganronpa though

 

[MMX]

I don't think @Marvin is saying he doesn't believe in stuff, everyone believes in things to some extent or another.

He is saying that he's a pussy who's extremely willing to back down from anything if you provide him with real-sounding justifications that it will have consequences. The moment Kacey told him that his split personality thing meant that he was displaying signs of an aneurysm, he immediately backed down from a ruse he was trying to pull for days if not weeks! You can do this with most of his delusions, especially the Sonichu cartoon dimension stuff. In that sense, he really doesn't believe in anything enough to defend it, in other words, he has no convictions of his own.

Now this won't work on everything you mentioned, for example, you can't convince him that his belief in his mother or his Transwoman thing has consequences because he sees other people that believe in their mothers and/or are Trans and they aren't threatened by anything.

Finally, some other "weird beliefs" you mentioned are also invalid, because they're either:

1. Distorted From What He Actually Believes: For example, AFAIK, Chris never said that he had an unspoken agreement with Nintendo or Sega to abuse his IP, he only talked about them knowing about his comics and not suing yet, so he's not bothering to change things to avoid lawsuits.
2. Actually True: He is correct in that the trolls are (partly) responsible for some of his current issues, also, they WERE meddling in his Love Quest, it ain't paranoia if people were really out to get you!

Gotta disagree with point one
Chris literally says that he has an unspoken agreement regarding his usage of others IP.
I think sonichu says it during the chat with sonic/silvana or maybe a status update but he used the exact term "unspoken agreement"....maybe @The American Hedgehog can find the exact quote