Containment Random Chris Updates

[Optimus Prime]

At the moment, the hedgehogs are reduced to side characters while Chris spergs on about Equestria and Twilight Horseshit or whatever.

See, I read "Twiight Horseshit" and immediately thought you meant Chris had gotten into Sparkly Vampires and shirtless buff werewolves.

Wouldn't that be something truly horrifying for Chris to latch on to.

And now he (and his dickgirlfriend) beat out Sonichu himself as the first to visit Chris IRL.

I dunno, way back during the Mary Lee Walsh 'office conversation' over the attraction sign, he outright told her that he wanted to convey a message to her from Sonichu (who she had no damn idea about).

This claim that Uzume can speak through Chris, in Uzume's own voice, does interest me as it does others. We've already heard how terrible his attempts at sounding simply ladylike are. Imagine that being filtered through a kawaii Japanese anime girl accent.

Amazingly, that mental depiction is actually scarier than that one Exorcist scene.

You all know the one I'm talking about.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I dunno, way back during the Mary Lee Walsh 'office conversation' over the attraction sign, he outright told her that he wanted to convey a message to her from Sonichu (who she had no damn idea about).

That one's always been interestingly ambiguous to me. Was Chris simply claiming that he was passing on a message that Sonichu had somehow transmitted to him earlier, or did he actually hold a 'what's that you said, Sonichu?'-type conversation with empty air while in her office?

 

[Dane]

When DID Chris get into this third eye stuff?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The CWCki is having one of its ceremonial outs, so I can't check there, but I think it's a pretty recent development that escalated fast - round about the time that Chris started pinning his hopes for bigger boobs and psychic powers on binaural beats YouTube crap, so let's be generous and say 'since about six months or so ago'.

 

[purepowerlevel]

he might get too scared that he will brake his mind

:late:

Was Chris simply claiming that he was passing on a message that Sonichu had somehow transmitted to him earlier, or did he actually hold a 'what's that you said, Sonichu?'-type conversation with empty air while in her office?

Both options are just awful; each worse than the other.

Amazingly, that mental depiction is actually scarier than that one Exorcist scene.

I still want to see it in a CLog.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, LazyCast blocked Chris after his tweet earlier today.

 

[The Dude]

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Funny, I didn't see "Battery-Charged Blue" as an option. Not only does he have to display his Autism by sperging about the specific blue that he likes, he also has to add his Sonichu bullshit that absolutely no one cares or even knows about as if that will help anyone reading his Tweet understand just exactly what he's rambling about.

 

[LadyMayhem]

The comment section is amazing though.

What blows my mind is the people who think he's being paid by the game developer...

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

The only vaccinating jolt he has is the one that gave him autism as a child.

 

[Cuntster]

How long until someone manages to convince Chris he’s chatting with one of his characters interdimensionally through Skype?

 

[The Fool]

Funny, I didn't see "Battery-Charged Blue" as an option. Not only does he have to display his Autism by sperging about the specific blue that he likes, he also has to add his Sonichu bullshit that absolutely no one cares or even knows about as if that will help anyone reading his Tweet understand just exactly what he's rambling about.

What's even funnier is Battery-Charged Blue isn't a real color, it's the name of a Crayola crayon. He may as well have said Sonichu Yellow and it would be as equally stupid.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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[Done]

Weens will always ween

 

[Silver Octopus]

Doopie can block Chris as much as she likes, but he'll find a way to keep tweeting her.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Strangely enough, "Battery-Charged Blue" is no CWC-ism. It's a real name for a shade of blue:

 

[geg]

Hey, what do you guys think of the Twitter user DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD, aka Aspercorn? He seems to frequent Chris's media quite a lot. He always posts some ween-level stuff, but he's the most persistent out of all of them. I do think he can be funny sometimes, but most of the time it's just grade-a ween shit.

 

[Done]

Hey, what do you guys think of the Twitter user DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD, aka Aspercorn? He seems to frequent Chris's media quite a lot. He always posts some ween-level stuff, but he's the most persistent out of all of them. I do think he can be funny sometimes, but most ALL of the time it's just grade-a ween shit.

FTFY.

Also, this is what we think of him:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/

 

[geg]

FTFY.

Also, this is what we think of him:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/

Please excuse my rampart:autism: but where exactly do they mention him?

 

[The Fool]

Please excuse my rampart:autism: but where exactly do they mention him?

Old Man Mike isn't a singular entity but the combined autism of every twitter ween incarnated into a physical body, so every ween is him.

 

[geg]

Old Man Mike isn't a singular entity but the combined autism of every twitter ween incarnated into a physical body, so every ween is him.

Ah, thanks.