Containment Random Chris Updates

lmao he took all that effort to write in a writing system he doesn't even know and couldn't bother Google Translating it. Nice job イアン・ブランドン・アンダーソン.
Whoever told him this is lame. You could've made him write something funnier
Edit: I can't read kanji for shit, but the first bit he is definitely referring to his own penis, not someone elses
Yep, the first one is just "watashi" the personal pronoun. Should have used 俺 to emphasize that Chris is still a brute MALE.
 
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Chris' current puppet master seems to be a weeb if the Neptunia and this are any indication. He's also fucking boring and unfunny, but that's another issue.

He's a fucking /pol/ reject. Anime, nazi shit, Sandusky jokes, he got kicked off /pol/ for being too autistic and now he wants to be e-famous. I'm calling it now.
 
He posted the full drawing.

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Any there any other hidden messages?

Edit: lol, right after I saved this, he deleted both this and the one in the OP from Patreon. I guess he realized what happened.

Edit2: @Keine translated the text here.
 
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It just happened again, he tried to write his name in Japanese Kanji but what he actually wrote is basically "I have a penis". When will he learn? Probably never.

So do we think this will have some fallout or will be just be oblivious forever or ignore it when he finds out?
Did he ever learn that Julie made him say "Im gay" in german (While thinking it was "I love you")?

I didn't like all this unimaginative trolling at first, but I must say it's kind of comforting to see how Chris is still as much a gullible imbecile as always. Well, of course he is, but I didn't think this shit possible anymore just because of Chris being paranoid (different thing as wising up). The payoff may be good too when he realizes this shit.

Also, all this pony bullshit was fucking insufferable.

It's mind-blowing how fucking oblivious he is...His alleged friends apparently don't give a shit and let him be, but 10 seconds on his twiter are enough to see dozens of people telling him all about this stuff, but he can't be arsed to even google anything to see it it's true.
 
He posted the full drawing.

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Any there any other hidden messages?

Edit: lol, right after I saved this, he deleted both this and the one in the OP from Patreon. I guess he realized what happened.
Oh, I was getting an error and I thought Chris sheer autism just broke Patreon. I hope some resident weeb translates the rest of it too.

Also, I dont know who the fuck John Elder is but...

AUTISTIC SHARE AND FLAIR
AUTISTIC SHARE AND FLAIR
AUTISTIC SHARE AND FLAIR
AUTISTIC SHARE AND FLAIR
AUTISTIC SHARE AND FLAIR
 
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