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I've gotten more laughs from the hurricane of nazi puns in this thread than any of Chris' posts in this holocaust shit.

Just sayin'.

Edit: Okay, I'm going to explain my position here a bit more. The problem I'm having is that it seems like a complete lack of effort or creativity on our troll's part.

Like, okay, let's make Chris say shocking, offensive shit like he's the world's most overgrown 5 year old. Wow. You made him talk about ovens. How magical, really.

And they're not even trying to be remotely subtle about it, either. It was essentially 0-60, headfirst into /pol/ memes right out of the gate. There was no buildup. No real payoff. Just... Chris making holocaust jokes and not realizing it.

Maybe I'm just impatient, though. Go ahead and bring in the autism ratings, but I'm just giving my two cents.
 
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Chris was excited to show everyone that he wrote his name in Japanese.
Unfortunately, he wrote "I have a penis."
 

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Whoever told him this is lame. You could've made him write something funnier
Edit: I can't read kanji for shit, but the first bit he is definitely referring to his own penis, not someone elses
 
It says "私はペニスを持っています" which means "I have a penis." Hilarious.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Yeah, I think they've figured there's not much they can do to help him if he has his mind set on something. Like, one of them became concerned after seeing him begging and offered realistic advice on how to get a job, and Chris shit on it by writing an angry rant about why he didn't want to work. Another tried to discourage him from doing one of his reaction videos a while back, but he didn't listen. When weird shit like Nazi CWCville or Chris being possessed by a vidya goddess shows up in their Facebook timelines, they probably glance at it, think Chris is goofing off, shrug and move on.


He got screwed over by trolls the same way before with the Vulva Pie character.
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It just happened again, he tried to write his name in Japanese Kanji but what he actually wrote is basically "I have a penis". When will he learn? Probably never.

So do we think this will have some fallout or will be just be oblivious forever or ignore it when he finds out?
 
Chris' current puppet master seems to be a weeb if the Neptunia and this are any indication. He's also fucking boring and unfunny, but that's another issue.
 
I think the "ten-ten"mark on the end of su (す) is actually a quotation mark, but if he wanted it to be a quote it should have been: 「私はペニスを持っています。」
That being said, I'm totally ok with this totemo jouzu translation of his name.
 
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