Oh Jeez I think I see some DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
He'll do that and then lie on twitter about how he got lady-face surgery and how it has made him look just like Natalie Portman.
That's the kind of photo that might show up in a clickbait ad with the caption "They Had No Idea Where He Hid The Bodies!"
"Forensic investigators HATE him!"
Since I have no artistic talent whatsoever, like Chris, this is the best artistic representation I could come up with inspired by your photoshop
69488....the troll struck again. Cwcville went from having Mexico's postal code as a ZIP to sharing the same postal code as Birkenau...tough week for Cwcville.
I like how Chris phrased it as "the current Zip Code," I guess because he remembers what it was supposed to be.
Cute is way beyond his capabilities. He should go for frumpy middle age woman who never had kids and tries to be the "fun" aunt. That he could pull off.
Nope, that's Melissa McCarthy, and Chris can't even pull that off.
Not just the Germany connection, but it also seems to be a combo of "69ing" (the sex position) and "1488" (a white supremacist phrase https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1488)
These particular posts are almost certainly the work of a troll who either has access to Chris' account or is basically dictating to him. But in general, I think he does at least think his fantasy world and magical abilities are believable to others. I blame the combo of his lack of theory of mind and the fact that he doesn't realise quite how much less intelligent and mature he is than the average.
