Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ballzymaker94]

Is the Cwcki down? I keep getting 502ed...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is the one who distorted "The Final Solution" into "The Fine Ol' Solution".

That much I agree on completely. Outside of laboured and unfunny pop culture references, Chris's sense of humour seems to stretch only to laboured and unfunny puns - 'time to activate my CWC spells with my QUICK spells', 'Dating Education Even If The Idea Sounds Date Ed', etc.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So wait...could that mean that stuff we say here may influence Chris further down the road? I sure as shit hope not...that sounds unoriginal as fuck...

As for Mother Russia, this is just what Cwcville needs. Now Sonichu and the rest of his buddies will be shooting up Nekro into their arms and the town's economy will belong to the Bratva...

That anime game he's been referencing seems like something Chris would naturally like so much that he'd want to merge it into his fantasy life but I can't think of any aspect of Mother Russia Bleeds he'd find appealing for his imaginary city. If CWCville gets attacked by bad guys who shoot Re-Animator green goo into themselves then... I don't know. lol?

 

[Done]

That anime game he's been referencing seems like something Chris would naturally like so much that he'd want to merge it into his fantasy life but I can't think of any aspect of Mother Russia Bleeds he'd find appealing for his imaginary city. If CWCville gets attacked by bad guys who shoot Re-Animator green goo into themselves then... I don't know. lol?

That's why I am thinking he may want a "Reference" for the soviet-style troops, buildings..etc

 

[Ballzymaker94]

That's why I am thinking he may want a "Reference" for the soviet-style troops, buildings..etc

I wonder how the troll plans to trick Chris into replacing the anthem to Cwcville with the Soviet anthem? Does Cwcville have an anthem to begin with? o.o

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The theme from Sailor Moon done as blown raspberries/Bronx cheers, very very fast.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CWCissey]

Chris being delusional again. At least he changed his t-shirt. Even if it's one ANTIFA Commies would wear.

 

[Pony Horn]

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All I csn see is the dirty clothes hanging from the hooks.

 

[CWCissey]

All I csn see is the dirty clothes hanging from the hooks.

Oh Jeez I think I see some DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[Pony Horn]

Oh Jeez I think I see some DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

It might be his Night Star skirt. I hope...

 

[CWCissey]

It might be his Night-whatever skirt. I hope...

Knowing Chris, he's probably still wearing that...

 

[Done]

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His hairline is almost at the middle of his scalp now.

 

[Eichsterd123]

Do we know for sure someone is feeding Chris this stuff? I really thought after Bananasaurus Chris would become more discerning about that kind of thing.



Yeah, I do Nazi the humor in them either.

i agree on that notion but its gonna holocaust ya

 

[dj turnip]

Perhaps if Chris whips his hair at the proper velocity he can use this poke-ball accessory to bludgeon his enemies.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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women don't smile like that, faggot.
Reminds me of a bad e- harmony ad by a deranged transvestite trying to dress up like mentally challenged Amish women with severe hormonal problems looking for love.

 

[4Macie]

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Chris thinks this is cute only because it's him. With his autism and face recognition being so bad, you could photoshop this a bit (ex: change the background to an outside shot, switch the picture horizontally, maybe use some 'cute' filter that glosses over imperfections like Ali uses), show it back to Chris as an interested girl, and he'd probably say she didn't meet his cute/hot requirement.

And did he literally put his hair into the sonichuball? Why? Is there some famous pokemon trainer that does this??

 

[CwChalk]

His hairline is almost at the middle of his scalp now.

And he's still trying to cover it up.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

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No amount of words from me can describe how I feel about this delusional post.

 

[Eichsterd123]

Lol, is pewdiepie fucking with cwc?

that would be fun to witness

I expect whoever is doing is going for the long con. They are first going to get Chris to turn his fantasy world into a gigantic /pol/ meme, then they are gonna lower the boom on the troll once Chris has dug himself into an impossible hole to get out of.

It's not very funny now, but the troll is likely banking on the salt explosion when Chris realizes he's been epically had and perverted his own fantasy world into something he shouldn't.

its more of a abyss at this point