Containment Random Chris Updates

Waterman's friend posted this screenshot of a convo between Chris and Jessica Quinn about Chris wanting to confirm Quinn's identity and still holding out hope for their relationship. Seems this took place after Quinn reappeared and commented on his Neptunia update.

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"A selfie with a piece of paper with today's date written on it"

lol, way too late for that.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Waterman's friend posted this screenshot of a convo between Chris and Jessica Quinn about Chris wanting to confirm Quinn's identity and still holding out hope for their relationship. Seems this took place after Quinn reappeared and commented on his Neptunia update.

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"A selfie with a piece of paper with today's date written on it"

lol, way too late for that.
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God, Chris is an idiot who has never heard of catfish editing photos. He's several years late, Manti Te'O already fell for this one, folks.
 
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also autistic said:
unfortunately hormones can actually get the hair to come back, but I doubt Chris physical health is well enough to grant him that luxury
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It depends on how far hair loss has proceeded. More than likely, even if Chris was healthy as a prized Clydesdale, his hair would not come back. I've met some women who have corrected their hormonal problems but still received hair transplants.
It's not a reversible process, just like HRT won't do anything to shrink Chris' bones, get rid of his beard, or make him resemble a real live female.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's not a reversible process, just like HRT won't do anything to shrink Chris' bones, get rid of his beard, or make him resemble a real live female.
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Wait so if someone revealed to him about how his G-cups aren't womanly enough he could fix it all IF he's notified how to do it? ...... Would he fix it?
 
zap2theextreme said:
What confuses me is that Chris literally believes he's getting messages and updates from people in CWCville from a different dimension. If that's the case then does he also believe that the troll that's giving him these ideas can also communicate with characters in CWCville?
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Chris is probably more concerned about the "reality" of story lines, the characters, and the city of CWCville than the names of secondary characters and landmarks.

The kidnapping and rescue of Silvana sounds like Chris so that part is most likely him. A couple other things are him as well (I don't have the heart to re-read the tweets).

So all the troll had to do was suggest the idea of an invasion and when Chris bit, offer suggestions.

I can already see how Chris is going to write himself out of it. In 15 words (or 3 panels and 75 words) he'll describe how he and the citizens of CWCville have realized that they were tricked by Graduon and how they kicked his ass and fixed everything.

Of course the possibility of a more autistic solution is always in the cards.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
What confuses me is that Chris literally believes he's getting messages and updates from people in CWCville from a different dimension. If that's the case then does he also believe that the troll that's giving him these ideas can also communicate with characters in CWCville?
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I think it was during the whole Simonla thing he began projecting a belief that other people have "Director Powers" like he does. It was these director powers that dictated she had to die and had written it into the comic that bothered him for a long time. Considering this was the only time something like this was brought up, yet he felt compelled to kill her off(she got better), means... I don't know what it might mean.

I guess having someone else acknowledge CWCville, to him, he feels that he has to acquiesce to them a little to prove it's real.
 
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I blame the combo of his lack of theory of mind and the fact that he doesn't realise quite how much less intelligent and mature he is than the average.
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But as for where I'm going... I'm keepin' it low key... so that the trolls don't follow me... they can't... initially know where I'm going to be... Low key. I... am so... smart!
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Chris textual quote, about how he was going "low profile" with his Nightstar alt account. Then he proceed to make farts noises at a stuffed toy for minutes like a 3 year old.

And as we all know, 5 seconds after his first tweet with his alt account, everybody knew it was him.

The American Hedgehog said:
"A selfie with a piece of paper with today's date written on it"

lol, way too late for that.
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It only took him 10 years of being constantly tricked like a goddamn idiot. Baby steps, Chris, baby steps.

Hen in a tie said:
Even in your own made up town he manages to neglect key important things such as sewage.
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Even in make-believe land, being the mayor or having a child was too much stress for him and left the actual work to somebody else.
 
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