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Hey wait a minute? Remember when chris was reading that boring book written by waterman's autistic friend? He showed up here on Kiwifarms and he said something about a bird that just yells "Manko!" and he thought it was hilarious because it's Japanese for cunt and he thought it would be hilarious if chris read it out loud?
And now we have some one getting him to write stupid shit in Japanese.
I'm not saying he's definitely the one who's trolling chris... but I'm wondering if it's a possibility.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Hey wait a minute? Remember when chris was reading that boring book written by waterman's autistic friend? He showed up here on Kiwifarms and he said something about a bird that just yells "Manko!" and he thought it was hilarious because it's Japanese for cunt and he thought it would be hilarious if chris read it out loud?
And now we have some one getting him to write stupid shit in Japanese.
I'm not saying he's definitely the one who's trolling chris... but I'm wondering if it's a possibility.
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It would make sense. This kind of autistic weening is very Waterman-like
 
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so have the japanese in the speech bubbles not been translated yet? or did i miss the translation?
 
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It’s so weird that he seems to be able to write kanji clearer than he can English.
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That's the most perplexing thing about it to me. It's all perfectly legible. He must have gotten thorough instructions on how to carefully write them, and mind you he can't read anything from it.
This shows that Chris doesn't actually care about Japan like people accuse him because anyone with basic knowledge knows that foreign names are spelled with katakana.
Chris needs his name spelled in Cyrillic now. It's obviously Засраные Брифы.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
He posted the full drawing.

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Any there any other hidden messages?

Edit: lol, right after I saved this, he deleted both this and the one in the OP from Patreon. I guess he realized what happened.
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From left to right, top to bottom.
"I am gay."
"I'm hungry."
"You are already dead." (Fist of the North Star meme phrase)
”I have a penis."

I'm a bit flaky on the bottom one but it sounds like it's trying to say "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to cum inside him".

The thing is that his writing isn't totally illegible but I'm the same way in that my Japanese handwriting is better than my English because there's so much emphasis on stroke order, because a misplaced stroke can completely change the meaning of a symbol.

That said, he probably just copied the symbols right off his screen or whatever because it looks a lot like the Windows font for Japanese.
 
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Keine said:
From left to right, top to bottom.
"I am gay."
"I'm hungry."
"You are already dead." (Fist of the North Star meme phrase)
”I have a penis."

I'm a bit flaky on the bottom one but it sounds like it's trying to say "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to cum inside him".

The thing is that his writing isn't totally illegible but I'm the same way in that my Japanese handwriting is better than my English because there's so much emphasis on stroke order, because a misplaced stroke can completely change the meaning of a symbol.

That said, he probably just copied the symbols right off his screen or whatever because it looks a lot like the Windows font for Japanese.
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Pfffft, what a waste (:_(

Yeah, I can believe Wankerman is behind this (except that I dont think Wankerman's mom would let him see First of the north star).
 
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It's just... not creative. Are we going to get Chris putting in Peanut Butter Jelly Time next? Maybe he'll Rickroll us!

Literally the funniest part of this was "The Fine Ol' Solution" and that bit of comedy value lasted all of a chuckle.

Edit: My money's still on "rando too autistic for even /pol/."
 
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Keine said:
From left to right, top to bottom.
"I am gay."
"I'm hungry."
"You are already dead." (Fist of the North Star meme phrase)
”I have a penis."

I'm a bit flaky on the bottom one but it sounds like it's trying to say "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to cum inside him".

The thing is that his writing isn't totally illegible but I'm the same way in that my Japanese handwriting is better than my English because there's so much emphasis on stroke order, because a misplaced stroke can completely change the meaning of a symbol.

That said, he probably just copied the symbols right off his screen or whatever because it looks a lot like the Windows font for Japanese.
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wow, that's a waste of an opportunity. nothing like "I'm not a woman" or "I'm the fake chris" or even "billy mays is the true mayor of cwcville"
 
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Please note that if the unfunny individual in charge of this ruse cruise is reading this, I will offer you a deal.

Convince Chris to draw himself as Frank N. Furter and I will drive to your house and blow you. Offer valid forever.

Edit: If you do this, please be sure to send your address to @Dynastia, so that he can pass the information onto me. TIA.
 
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Computery Guy said:
Please note that if the unfunny individual in charge of this ruse cruise is reading this, I will offer you a deal.

Convince Chris to draw himself as Frank N. Furter and I will drive to your house and blow you. Offer valid forever.

Edit: If you do this, please be sure to send your address to @Dynastia, so that he can pass the information onto me. TIA.
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I have a better deal for the ruse cruise guy.

If you stop this shit now, I will stop calling you autistic and an unfunny idiot
 
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chadmuska said:
A friend of mine says he fucked up the translation and it's in fact "I'm holding a penis"
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Your friend is right.

Still, I think it's funnier that way because that means Chris has his hands on a pickle.

イアンちゃん可愛い！ウグゥ～

And after all these years of trolling, you'd think he'd at least run something like this through google translate before putting it in his comic and uploading it for all to see.
 
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Computery Guy said:
Please note that if the unfunny individual in charge of this ruse cruise is reading this, I will offer you a deal.

Convince Chris to draw himself as Frank N. Furter and I will drive to your house and blow you. Offer valid forever.

Edit: If you do this, please be sure to send your address to @Dynastia, so that he can pass the information onto me. TIA.
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"I will CONSIDER bumping you up two ranks on my personal-ranking scale!"
 
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