Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris probably thinks Tokyo, Japan is part of Austrailia or something.

Did he ever find Australia on a map?

fftopic: - I've just realised. Jiggliami. As in 'all that she's good for is jiggling'. Real depth of characterisation there.

I think it's derived from "Jigglypuff," the pokeyman she's based off of.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I thought that Jigglypuffs were renowned for their singing putting people to sleep. Hardly the best plan for a supposedly exciting J-Pop singer...

 

[Computery Guy]

Credit where credit's due, he did use 'daisuki' in Jiggliami's ripped-off song, so unless that was in the original and he just blindly copied it, he might know one or two cutesy anime-related words on the 'kawaii' level. But that's all.

fftopic: - I've just realised. Jiggliami. As in 'all that she's good for is jiggling'. Real depth of characterisation there.

Only good for jiggling, you say?

 

[Army Burger]

Did he ever find Australia on a map?

"I've tried to teach Christian and whether he's got any comprehension of the world or not, uh, I dunno. He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was." - Bob

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.7

 

[Orkeosaurus]

lol, Goddammit, Chris... earlier today, he deleted both posts about the drawing from Patreon. I thought it was because he had wised up to it. But it turns out he reposted it in higher quality a few hours later.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/great-minds-and-15468392

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jesus, his handwriting in Japanese is levels above his handwriting in English. Then again he probably took forever to copy the Japanese the trolls sent him

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Again, I can only find myself responding, , Chris. .

 

[NinFreakLan]

My kingdom for this ween to come to an end and a mead strong enough to wipe my mind of this tomfoolery!

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Some people just honestly want to be a part of Christory so badly that they do stupid things. What they don’t realize is we are all a part of Christory by just being here.... watching.

Or people long for the days of old Chris. Where we got rage videos and leaked emails of Chris trying to sext a troll. But those days are gone now. Mainly because Chris is learning. Slowly for sure and not always the correct thing. But learning nonetheless.

Yeah, pretty much. Some people are severely autistic and think that paying Chris to do some half-assed drawing or a stupid unfunny Youtube video makes them part of Christory. So yes, some people are willing to shell out $50 for a 30 second Youtube video that no one will remember in 2 days or for a shitty drawing that they'll never be able to show anybody.

Also, paying Chris for a commission makes one as much a part of Christory as tweeting him "You are stupid" does.

I find it so amazing how bad some kids want to be apart of "Christory" that why will actually pay hard earned cash for a chance to see something big happen. I almost feel bad for Chris is he wasnt just as bad or worse.

 

[The Fool]

I find it so amazing how bad some kids want to be apart of "Christory" that why will actually pay their parent's hard earned cash for a chance to see something big happen.

fify

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"[...] He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was." - Bob

Chris probably forgot where it is shortly after that.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

fify

I mean I assumed that went without saying to be honest.

 

[nvrwastetree]

"I've tried to teach Christian and whether he's got any comprehension of the world or not, uh, I dunno. He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was." - Bob

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.7

Lol I've always wanted to read what exactly Bob said regarding Chris having a tough time comprehending where and what the concept of Australia. I guarantee you before this incident, Chris probably didn't know what a world map was, and it's pretty likely that whenever he heard someone bring it up, he thought it was a map of where you can catch Pokemon.

 

[kakyouin]

A friend of mine says he fucked up the translation and it's in fact "I'm holding a penis"

The verb used, "motsu", means either to "hold" or to "have". In this particular case, it isn't wrong.

Or if it is, my moonrunes are rusty.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris probably thinks Tokyo, Japan is part of Austrailia or something.

Even worse, he probably aspires to become a beautiful Geisha with all those future Patreon bucks, reminiscent of M. Butterfly.

 

[Pony Horn]

This still isn't confirmed as the commision work, right? I'm wondering because he only posted it on his Patreon.

Even worse, he probably aspires to become a beautiful Geisha with all those future Patreon bucks, reminiscent of M. Butterfly.

lol. For those that don't get the joke.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But it turns out he reposted it in higher quality a few hours later.

Chris thinks that's how smart people act (and talk), because smart people having "intellectual discussions" over coffee or tea is what's often portrayed on TV.

 

[The Fool]

Chris thinks that's how smart people act (and talk), because smart people having "intellectual discussions" over coffee or tea is what's often portrayed on TV.

Little does he know us real intellectuals talk on online forums to share our well-structured opinions on japanese cartoons

 

[Pony Horn]

Little does he know us real intellectuals talk on online forums to share our well-structured opinions on japanese cartoons

At least you didn't say "ponies".

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I find it so amazing how bad some kids want to be apart of "Christory" that why will actually pay hard earned cash for a chance to see something big happen. I almost feel bad for Chris is he wasnt just as bad or worse.

At least Chris is making money off of their patheticness

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I find it so amazing how bad some kids want to be apart of "Christory" that why will actually pay hard earned cash for a chance to see something big happen. I almost feel bad for Chris is he wasnt just as bad or worse.

I'm really starting to doubt that theory again. Seriously, isn't his content more half-assed when he's payed to do something, as opposed to dancing and genuinely believing he's doing some good for his imaginary heroes? I feel like we kinda went over this earlier in the thread...

If anything, this ween is probably redoing the sweetheart card, and claims to be Vert herself or something.