Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ballzymaker94 said:
Seriously, isn't his content more half-assed when he's payed to do something, as opposed to dancing and genuinely believing he's doing some good for his imaginary heroes?
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That's why there's a containment thread for that kind of shitty content.
 
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Reminds me of those neon lights they use in whorehouses over in Amsterdam. Remember when Chris admitted that his friendships with women were nothing but rouses to obtain vagina?

The American Hedgehog said:
lol, Goddammit, Chris... earlier today, he deleted both posts about the drawing from Patreon. I thought it was because he had wised up to it. But it turns out he reposted it in higher quality a few hours later.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/great-minds-and-15468392

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I know I'm a bit late on this, but WTF? Chris' motto on life, "as long you say something, then others will believe it......I R DA SMARTZ".
 
Trilby said:
It's like a typical Japanese arcade game where the end message is always going to have some form of Engrish on it.
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CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED
A GREAT COMIC .

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE .

NOW GO AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME
OUR HEROES !!!​
 
I'm being super :optimistic: here, but maybe he typoed "unrequired"? Like "all this unnecessary evil, which we literally do not need"? That would be at least mildly humorous because that's been everybody's complaint about his comic books -- that there's not enough antagonism? But of course Graduon, who now has a body, donated some land he happened to own which Mary Lee er, I mean Slaweel Ryam totally could have used to her advantage adjacent to CWCville for the implementation of the "Fine Ol' Solution," which is actually unrequired evil, in that there is literally one Jewish kid in CWCville (who doesn't appear to have parents, even) and he could keel over at any moment from chocolate or nut allergies anyway if someone gives him the wrong cookie.
 
Damn. I saw this thread updated and was hoping for another Cutco sponsored thanksgiving dinner. Chris probably decided some mcdonalds tendies are close enough to turkey.
 
4Macie said:
Or people long for the days of old Chris. Where we got rage videos and leaked emails of Chris trying to sext a troll. But those days are gone now. Mainly because Chris is learning. Slowly for sure and not always the correct thing. But learning nonetheless
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I don't know how much Chris is actually "learning" though. I mean he's more paranoid of trolls, but he still falls for sweethearts and occasionally other trolls, and still tard rages sometimes. I'm sure someone who pretends to be a sweetheart and manages to trick Chris could get nudes. Jessica probably could've gotten nudes if they wanted to.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
I don't know how much Chris is actually "learning" though. I mean he's more paranoid of trolls, but he still falls for sweethearts and occasionally other trolls, and still tard rages sometimes. I'm sure someone who pretends to be a sweetheart and manages to trick Chris could get nudes. Jessica probably could've gotten nudes if they wanted to.
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The thing is, you need to meet Chris IRL to pull that off. There are exceptions, but by and large, an IRL presence was behind almost every major troll after Ivy. Including recent ones that don't necessarily look like e-girlfriend ploys.

At the point where he can't trust the people he meets IRL, I think we have a situation where it's no longer fair to criticize Chris (for that particular fuck up, not in general). At that point, we're basically laughing at Chris for being catfished with IRL actors. That's pretty fucked, I'd say.
 
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