Containment Random Chris Updates

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What are the chances that Chris blows all of Jack's money and ends up not going anyways?

$600 in under three months? Honestly wouldn't surprise me. Didn't he get through the better part of $1500 in a single day last year?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What are the chances that Chris blows all of Jack's money and ends up not going anyways?
With the phone situation and Chris being Chris with money, it's already looking high.

Getting attention from da ladies and horny gay guys with low standards > a new phone. He'll probably just lease that from his provider.

 

[nvrwastetree]

His seems more sincere and self-serving (in a good way) to get fit. I wonder how long it will last and whether or not this has anything to do with getting money.

I'd say this will last until either the "girlfriends" come out as trolls or they try and convince Chris to do something he wouldn't.do..meven for sex, such as knocking off this tomgirl shit and becoming the man that they want him to be.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Surprised no one mentioned it but today is Sonichu's 26th birthday.

Oh damn, I think that was an Idea Guy retcon.

Idea Guy's stuff is still canon:

 

[Lipitor]

• Dat combover.
• Same shirt as yesterday's gym picture.

Think of how nasty that must smell if he really did do a 2 hour jog in that.

Chris liked this on YouTube:

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I like how a few months ago he thought he needed to get fatter. Now he's trying to lose weight, but not seeming to consider changing his diet.

 

[Xanax]

Idea Guy's stuff is still canon:
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Magi-chan old as shit god damn

His seems more sincere and self-serving (in a good way) to get fit. I wonder how long it will last and whether or not this has anything to do with getting money.

It's one of the few times in all of Christory that he's has made an effort towards self-improvement that amounts to more than just saying he intends to do something about it eventually. I hope no epik ween manages to ruin it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Clintonberg]

But how would they have been born Sonee if their abomination of a species didn't exist until after Sonichu was made?

 

[Silvally]

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i beg to differ

 

[AllMightyCow]

 

[Trilby]

Amazing he would waste gas for that, but this is Chris we're talking about.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The only thing Chris delivered was that hot piece of tail. Chris is using eBay and Twitter for a lucrative prostituition business where he sells sex under the guise of toys. A very old toy means he's willing to go around the world. Buying Cole's old junk means your brother or other family members can watch.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[GS 281]

He seems to give zero fucks. Whoever put him up to this should be proud

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Can someone get me up to speed here? What exactly did Chris do that was so offensive to the bronies?

 

[Nekromantik]

Bronys ruined MLP long before Chris did.

 

[asperhes]

"I'm not sure what I did wrong but I'm sorry. I will now continue to do exactly what I've been doing. P.S. Keep giving me money."

 

[Ido]

ok, which ween put him up to this?

 

[cans.wav]

ok, which ween put him up to this?

Probably Idea Guy, this has his brand of boring weenery all over it

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Can someone get me up to speed here? What exactly did Chris do that was so offensive to the bronies?

Nothing, some retard is paying him money to make these videos.