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jc17 said:
When did he imply Magichan was in his 60's?
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As has been stated, he only did so because a ween wanted him to. What puzzles me is why Magi-Chan was supposedly born specifically on 14 November, 1948. Given a ween influencing this you'd expect it to be the birthday of a famous Nazi/mass-murderer/Communist dictator etc, but the most famous births on that date are Prince Charles and Condoleeza Rice.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris didn't write those retcons - @Ballzymaker94 did.
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Exactly. He had Chris changed Sonichu’s birthday to 4/20 because it was Hitler’s birthday (also the anniversary of the Columbine shooting). I love that Chris goes on to babble about the February 1 Sonichu evolves or whatever crap he posted. Well done, Chris, you missed the ONLY holiday in the U.S. held for Groundhogs by one day.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
You know, I was thinking about this the other day. Sure, Chris will plateau and have a lonely end, but so will a lot of other crossdressing millennials. That's not even a joke.
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The difference there is the average crazy autistic troon can find a partner, even ADF managed that.

The worry I have for Chris's future is when Barb dies he basically loses the main gatekeeper for people taking advantage of him.
 
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Positron said:
Chris is just a drop in the ocean of brony degeneracy.
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I agree, but what was first there; the degeneracy or becoming a brony?

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Chris went largely unnoticed at Bronycon compared to Magfest, so I doubt he did anything wrong. This is probably more trolling stupids. Chris will never be that predominate in that fandom unless to be referred to as the first sperg that ruined it for kids. Personally, I'm tired of Chris wearing that hideous hat, it makes his massive caveman brow look worse, I wish he would just slap on a rainbow style lakefront mlp themed wig. Wigs4Queens.com
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
The worry I have for Chris's future is when Barb dies he basically loses the main gatekeeper for people taking advantage of him.
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I don't think she's been his gatekeeper for a long time. The days when potential sweethearts and business partners had to go through Mommy first are years in the past.
 
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lameandgay said:
Why does every 'weird kid' always convince themselves that one of their eyes is a different colour to the other? I swear every single quintessential weird kid I met throughout my schooling has said that at one point.
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I don't know about now, but when I watched anime, it was always an indicator that a character has some kind of magical power or is unique in some way. Like one of their eyes is magic, or some bollocks. They also often wear long coats, chains that don't attach to anything, have ridiculously floppy hair and only speak when it's necessary - all things that "weird kids" seem to really like.

They all think they're anime villains.
 
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lameandgay said:
Why does every 'weird kid' always convince themselves that one of their eyes is a different colour to the other? I swear every single quintessential weird kid I met throughout my schooling has said that at one point.
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I love how the fan art is subtly shady, though. The left eye, which is unambiguously brown (as opposed to the one Chris firmly believes is green, which is brown-with-a-subtle-greenish-tinge), is made to be the same color as his hair -- which, despite whatever Chris did or keeps doing to it, is also brown underneath the terrible green. It's a sort of "only in your dreams do you look like this" shade that Chris will never pick up on, but an effort was made.
 
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NobleGreyHorse said:
I love how the fan art is subtly shady, though. The left eye, which is unambiguously brown (as opposed to the one Chris firmly believes is green, which is brown-with-a-subtle-greenish-tinge), is made to be the same color as his hair -- which, despite whatever Chris did or keeps doing to it, is also brown underneath the terrible green. It's a sort of "only in your dreams do you look like this" shade that Chris will never pick up on, but an effort was made.
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Or the person drew Chris with one blue and one green because that's how he draws himself in the comic?
 
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VoreDoggy said:
The fact that he slipped in a reference to coming out as poly into a barely related tweet makes me fairly certain this is on his mind for some reason. If the new sweetheart doesn't have a boyfriend I'll be very surprised.
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Yeah, Chris has been talking about being in a relationship with two people, saying he's bi, licking wall dicks and now this. My theory is that whoever is trolling Chris, is saying they want to be Chris' sweetheart but they also are in a relationship with another guy and doesn't want to end it - so Chris, desperate as always, is willing to say that he's open to men now and suggests a polyamorous relationship.
I'm sure this is all an "elaborate" plan to turn Chris into a cuckold.
 
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