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Null said:
And if you think he asked before giving a Russian throwaway cellphone number to a spook, lol
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How exactly is that phone call going to go? "Hello, my name is Josh. I run a forum where a bunch of retards completely document the life of that 36 year old autistic transfemale that you've meet."
 
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Buck Mullet said:
A handicap parking placard for autism should only apply to parents with autistic kids who could could make walking across a busy parking lot or street dangerous. Not a fat lazy grown ass manchild who already has a false sense of entitlement.
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That's where they come from in Virginia. They just don't expire them. Chris has had the same one since he was a kid.
 
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Marvin said:
That's where they come from in Virginia. They just don't expire them. Chris has had the same one since he was a kid.
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I imagine paraplegics having to roll their wheelchairs another 100 yards because this fucking fat autistic piece of shit is taking up the only handicapped space.
 
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I just want to say that this whole, entire shit right now is completely fucking rctarded, and I have no idea what's going on, but I truly, deeply believe, with the very core of my being, that every last person involved is profoundly developmentally delayed.

Carry on.

DownToWhatever said:
especially on my damn turf.
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Serious question: are you a loose cannon who doesn't always obey the rules but dammit you get the job done, trying to find out who killed your ex-partner on the last day before retirement?
 
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What’s the end goal of calling the cops on Chris several times? Does this idiot think that the first six times won’t have anything happen but the seventh time the cops will just arrest Chris for fun?

I also feel like the cops at no point asked Chris “so how can we stop these calls?” That just doesn’t feel like something cops would do. They probably called to check because getting multiple calls in a few hours for the same house is probably odd.

@Null and @The Captain , Chris apparently thinks the cops will call you to have the trolls stop.... have the cops called you?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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Instawifed.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
A handicap parking placard for autism should only apply to parents with autistic kids who could could make walking across a busy parking lot or street dangerous. Not a fat lazy grown ass manchild who already has a false sense of entitlement.
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The handicap sticker probably better applies for Barb than for CWC, at this point.


4Macie said:
I also feel like the cops at no point asked Chris “so how can we stop these calls?” That just doesn’t feel like something cops would do. They probably called to check because getting multiple calls in a few hours for the same house is probably odd.
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I could imagine them asking CWC why they're receiving so many calls about him; and when CWC tells them about the 'dang dirty trolls' on the internet, they simply tell them to stay off the internet. Which CWC will ignore, of course - because how dare those Jerkops tell him what a Neptunia Goddess what to do.

Mind you, they'd probably still track the numbers of the people leaving trolls calls that cause them to waste their time/take them away from more serious calls; but it would be for their own benefit - not for CWC, specifically.
 
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4Macie said:
I also feel like the cops at no point asked Chris “so how can we stop these calls?” That just doesn’t feel like something cops would do. They probably called to check because getting multiple calls in a few hours for the same house is probably odd.

@Null and @The Captain , Chris apparently thinks the cops will call you to have the trolls stop.... have the cops called you?
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Chris phrasing was kind of ambiguous, so maybe he meant that it was he who asked what could be done about trolls.

Now put yourself in the cop's shoes, imagine being in front of this smelly fat lunatic with a collection of mental defects, dressed like a 7 year old girl, probably wearing a Sailor Moon tiara while holding no less than 3 stuffed toys, babbling about trolls without providing any proper context (he may as well be ranting about the mythical creatures) while from the background, coming somewhere from a labyrinth of boxes full of goodwill crap reaching almost to the ceiling, Barb shrieks senile incoherences about some Snyder/Schroeder conspiracy, which you can barely hear anyways because some fatass dogs are baying "every second of our lives are a living hell" in dog language at the top of their lungs.

Im pretty sure that cop took careful note of the phone numbers Chris provided

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4Macie said:
What’s the end goal of calling the cops on Chris several times? Does this idiot think that the first six times won’t have anything happen but the seventh time the cops will just arrest Chris for fun?

I also feel like the cops at no point asked Chris “so how can we stop these calls?” That just doesn’t feel like something cops would do. They probably called to check because getting multiple calls in a few hours for the same house is probably odd.

@Null and @The Captain , Chris apparently thinks the cops will call you to have the trolls stop.... have the cops called you?
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Nope.
 
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Snuckening said:
Serious question: are you a loose cannon who doesn't always obey the rules but dammit you get the job done, trying to find out who killed your ex-partner on the last day before retirement?
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First part: fuck yes. Second part: nah.

MahFibro! said:
I could imagine them asking CWC why they're receiving so many calls about him; and when CWC tells them about the 'dang dirty trolls' on the internet, they simply tell them to stay off the internet. Which CWC will ignore, of course - because how dare those Jerkops tell him what a Neptunia Goddess what to do.

Mind you, they'd probably still track the numbers of the people leaving trolls calls that cause them to waste their time/take them away from more serious calls; but it would be for their own benefit - not for CWC, specifically.
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Correct. They couldn't care less about who's bothering Chris. All they're worried about is keeping the phone lines open and personnel available for when it's actually needed.
 
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DownToWhatever said:
First part: fuck yes. Second part: nah.



Correct. They couldn't care less about who's bothering Chris. All they're worried about is keeping the phone lines open and personnel available for when it's actually needed.
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So you're a local Ruckersville dispatcher who is annoyed about prank calls regarding Chris.. Understandable.
 
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