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Containment Random Chris Updates
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I'm not a cat person, but is it safe for him to sleep next to such a small kitten? I wouldn't want the kitten to be crushed.
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Being crushed by that gross, misshapen head would be a horrible way to die.
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Tell him they need to add a special line just for Chris calls.
“911, if this is about Chris Chandler press 1, if this is an actual emergency press 2”
1 just goes to a voicemail that they dump online at the end of the month.
Daphne-Spergwatch
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Completely random thought; don't you think this "dimensional merge" Chris keeps babbling about kinda sounds like what we know about the Doom Eternal plot?
"Remember, Autistic can be an offensive term, refer to them as Imagination Challenged"
"Remember, Autistic can be an offensive term, refer to them as Imagination Challenged"
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Well, plugging an extension cored jnto a bathroom plug to power the coffee pot is common sense to Chris, he just can't understand why it caused a fire.
Well Chris did have to stare at himself in the mirror for a long time to actually remember what he looks like, so I wouldn't put it past Chris if he believed his reflection was someone else. I'm actually kind of surprised he hasn't said that our reflections are just images of ourself in an alternate dimension or some shit.
Or how spicy the jail chicken sandwich he's are.
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Time of Space
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Because Cole took whatever passable genes there were.
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Cole is just Chris minus videogames.
Think about it.
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Cole has kids and a wife, he may be reaching for a dream that will never happen, but he's more consistent and realistic than Chris. Chris has had the opportunity to make real bank on Sonichu, yet he's too busy shitting himself. He'll never leave 14 BC willingly because no one wants him and no woman wants a retarded tranny. The END
JULAY
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Cole isn't fat, and presumably doesn't have a bent duck, or poop himself. He's also had sex he didn't pay for, so there's that.
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CathysHole
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I'd still fuck him rather than Chris.Oh, he got fat.
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And he doesn't beg for money online either.
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He does beg for money though.
https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey
He's just not as successful as his more famous, less autistic brother.
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If those two are my only options, I'm never fucking again.
Well, Barb had two...very well known sons.
That's something, I guess.
That's something, I guess.
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At least since it's probably hard as concrete it may break something and give the poor thing a somewhat quick and semi-merciful death. On the other hand getting slowly smothered by Chris' blubbery tits or distended gut is a really vomitive way to go.