Containment Random Chris Updates

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Who actually EVER followed Chris for his comics?

Come for the comics, stay for the antics of a fat retard who didn't so much as fall through the cracks of the social system as wiggle through them.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Don't forget that those cogs have most of their teeth stripped and chipped.

Also they're all made of k'nex

 

[DragoonSierra]

I think of chris's brain as like a bunch of cogs on some machine, but they're not lubricated at all and the machine itself is completely orange-red with rust

Kinda like those clocktowers in Castlevania series. They are all old and have Autism Belmont jumping around on them.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

'Vote Hilary for smarter and Better.' The irony here is just wonderful.

I agree that this sounds even worse than usual though. Chris is never the best typist but generally it's not impossible to make sense of what he's saying whereas this post is honestly a challenge.

I have to assume that at this point someone has informed him that Hilary is extremely wealthy herself and hardly represents the poorer people in America. Obviously the fact she's a woman negates that anyway but still, it's annoying to see him act like Trump represents the upper class while Hilary represents the lower.

 

[Darndirty]

'Vote Hilary for smarter and Better.' The irony here is just wonderful.

I agree that this sounds even worse than usual though. Chris is never the best typist but generally it's not impossible to make sense of what he's saying whereas this post is honestly a challenge.

I have to assume that at this point someone has informed him that Hilary is extremely wealthy herself and hardly represents the poorer people in America. Obviously the fact she's a woman negates that anyway but still, it's annoying to see him act like Trump represents the upper class while Hilary represents the lower.

Also I bet if you asked Chris he'd tell you he's in the middle class. even though he lives off the gov.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

Nah, this is Chris feeling really comfortable without any weening done here.

I agree that this sounds even worse than usual though. Chris is never the best typist but generally it's not impossible to make sense of what he's saying whereas this post is honestly a challenge.

The FBI would have their hands full on deciphering this stuff.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

Chris thinks Hillary is going to give him money.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris thinks Hillary is going to give him money.

Chris got Hillary and Bernie mixed up.

 

[Ophelia]

He doesn't sound too different from most anti-Trumpers with liberal leanings. That is the battle cry: tax the "rich," give it to the "poor."

 

[TiggerNits]

The fact that we let the mentally disabled vote is proof democracy might not be the best idea

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

I think this is just Chris trying to sound smart and politically informed.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

No, that's just his normal tarding.

But if he's not going out, the least he can do is act like a "normal" person.



Edit: And for Thanksgiving

 

[Lipitor]

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

Lol I like how he doesn't even pay taxes b, gets free money from the govt, but feels entitled to more.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Trump would HURT america overkill

Chris still thinking the world is a japanese rpg.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Also they're all made of k'nex

We all know the Cogs lives with its parents and never leaves the house

Chris commented on an anti-Trump video from ScrewAttack.

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This is even more of a word salad than usual. Is he drunk?

Of course Chris wants Hillary to win in order to fill his pockets

 

[bacterium]

Of course Chris wants Hillary to win in order to fill his pockets

Chris's pockets will never be filled. It would just be more money to spend as fast as it came in.
And more begging.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The fact that we let the mentally disabled vote is proof democracy might not be the best idea

oh look its this topic again

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris still thinking the world is a japanese rpg.

This really is the way Chris thinks. He has trouble dealing with abstract concepts, so he arbitrarily converts them into statistics. Chris has probably imagined a Trump presidency as a Poison status effect inflicting steady damage over time, whereas Hillary is like a Chansey that can utilize the egg in her pouch to use her signature Feminine Touch move, restoring 50% of economic damage.

 

[Trilby]

This really is the way Chris thinks. He has trouble dealing with abstract concepts, so he arbitrarily converts them into statistics. Chris has probably imagined a Trump presidency as a Poison status effect inflicting steady damage over time, whereas Hillary is like a Chansey that can utilize the egg in her pouch to use her signature Feminine Touch move, restoring 50% of economic damage.

And yet Chris acts like his own NPC anyway!