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Chris posted on his blog on the histrionic occupation of transformers in cwcville.
Heads up, It's a shit read.
Heads up, It's a shit read.
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That's racist.
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It's cool. Chris is down with the niggos these days.
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Goes to show Chris still can only view people as stereotypes, rather than actual people. Of course a black man would have a huge stereo on his shoulder blasting dubstep back in the 80s, because weren't they all doing it? I mean I guess it's good he didn't have Jereth pausing to take hits from a crack pipe, so there's that.
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Nothing terribly interesting, Chris saw fit to correct a random unfunny ween on the dimensional merge's status
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You guessed it: just two more weeks!
Also I find it funny that he got blocked by a NAFO fella. No one appreciates Chris' crusade against Putin and his secret weapon, MLP G5... sad.
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You guessed it: just two more weeks!
Also I find it funny that he got blocked by a NAFO fella. No one appreciates Chris' crusade against Putin and his secret weapon, MLP G5... sad.
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It's clear his heart is not in it anymore, but he still feel compelled to keep up the charade... sometime, when random weens remind him.
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My guess used to be that once he stated that the merge was completed, he figured out that he'd painted himself into a shit-or-get-off-the-pot scenario with that one and was hoping that people would just sort of forget about it while he was in jail. Thing is, the more I look at his behaviour between leaving jail and now, it feels increasingly like while that's still part of it, he stopped believing in it himself.
Whether that was due to meds, Flutter and/or Caden's influences, some sort of epiphany (doubtful), or just a need to not embarrass himself further in public by mentioning it (likely), there's no telling. But he's really been playing up the CPU goddess angle over the past couple of years, and even his recent blog post about Transformers and Power Rangers and Mary Lee Walsh and God-only-knows what else brought up multiple dimensions but said nothing about the merge.
As usual, there's no way of really knowing what's going through his autistic little mind, and this is just speculation. Being a CPU goddess is the easier delusion to maintain, though.
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Didn't he say the merge has been completed when he got arrested or something like that?
I think he regrets the merge idea now because of the meds. It's a hard to believe in it if you're not crazy or extremely unhinged.
My reasoning is because of Jesus can't perform the merge then he's no son of God. Chris is caught being the autist we love to kick again.
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IIRC, he sent a couple or three letters from early on in his jail stint that said it was complete.
That makes a great deal of sense. Add in that he's basically a cult leader with no followers and he's probably tasting the fail.
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It's hard to keep up the pretense of something when your heart isn't into it anymore.
One of the true failings of humanity.
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He really is a shell of his old self. I can imagine Chris sitting alone in the big island house doped to the gills randomly crying out joo lay! Or other cwcisms from his past as echoes of his memories try to cling desperately to what's left of his mental state.
Think of a poorer, dumber and possibly filthier version of Howard Hughes in his final years when all he could do was watch his favorite movie ice station zero on loop over and over again, passing in Mason jars, and deluding him self into thinking he's still a young hot shot rich playboy rubbing elbows with starlets and showing of his airplanes.
Only replace all that with watching reruns of g4 mlp, keep the Mason jars of piss, and he's at a panel at bronycon chatting up mad munchkin, silver quill, dr wolf, and his beloved "analysts" finally accepted as one of them at last.
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I'd even take the insane Jesus rantings he wrote for 2 years over this.
But like I said a few days ago we still have the Cwiki.
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People have been asking "what's going to be the next big stupid thing now that troonery is losing its shine?" and once again we should look to Chris as herald of the horrible future.
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Wasn't the entire point of "The Merge" was that cartoons would be real and Chris wouldn't have any more money issues, or trolls bothering him? Thinking back, I recall that he thought it would mean believing Sonichu and his hedgehog homunculi would suddenly be real and he'd have True & Honest friends, and his debt and financial issues would magically go away. The trolls would also then all then die along with half the population of the world and Chris would rise again.
I think if Chris actually believed that, he'd be shouting it from any social media account he could. I still don't think he's drugged, I think it's a lot simpler in that none of what Chris thought would come true, actually did. Maybe he doesn't have anymore debt, but he also isn't rolling in money. He's got Flutter, and whatever relationship that is, but he certainly doesn't have any real friends. Praetor certainly aren't his friends, just his minders. Every convention he's gone to, he's gotten kicked in the balls when getting tossed, and we don't know if all the game stores he's been seen at recognized him and asked him not to return.
I'm starting to think that life is finally catching up with Chris, and he's barely able to process it. Old, fat, even more ugly than before, not knowing if talking to someone will result in them calling him a mother fucker. It's one thing for weens to scream "Julay" about something stupid, but the mother fucking reputation has to be taking a huge toll on his ego because deep down, he knows he did it.
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Again look at his face when he has to read a chat donation on stream calling him out.
That was the start of Chris realizing the world he's returning to isn't the one he wanted. A world where everyone is happy he was declared "innocent" (he wasn't the charges were dropped simply cause nobody knew what to do with him and their wasn't enough evidence to take him to trial) and is accepting him as a "poor oppressed transgirl turned messiah."
It's taken years, but the realization he's a pariah and nobody likes him or wants to even speak to him, is finally sinking in.
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Don't think it's Chris but I could see them getting on