Containment Random Chris Updates

[Orkeosaurus]

I doubt he thinks a plane was involved. Even for Chris it'd be weird to describe an imaginary plane crashing into Big Ben or something as "a scary time for the passengers and their families". Maybe he's describing bus passengers on the bridge or something? Who fucking knows.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

http:// http://www.knowable.com/a/48-incredibly-short-clean-jokes-that-are-actually-funny
http://www.knowable.com/a/48-incredibly-short-clean-jokes-that-are-actually-funny

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I suppose it feels royal because to him a restroom is only optional.

 

[ON 190]

"I'm going to completely ignore the premise and add my stupid and irrelevant shit."

Never change, Chris.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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http://www.knowable.com/a/48-incredibly-short-clean-jokes-that-are-actually-funny

His French flag makes him look even more exceptional after the events yesterday.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm kind of surprised he hasn't got any hostile responses from the people whose mentions he's tarding around in with autistic gibberish.

 

[LAM]

What does he mean by the passengers anyway? One terrorist drove a car into a crowd of people killing two and then got out and killed a police officer. If he's going to involve himself he could at least have a loose idea about what actually happened

What else is new. He thought the November 2015 attacks in Paris happened a couple days later than it did, because that was when he first heard about them. He also thought WWII wasn't a big deal, and probably thinks Hitler was a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Speaking of which, he still has a french flag as his FB avatar. If asked why, he probably doesn't remember.

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[The American Hedgehog]

One of Chris's likes:

Spoiler: Obligatory

 

[CatParty]

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I know a not-clean joke too. It's Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[GV 998]

Damn, Chris could be a standup comedian with material like that.

He could even have his own "Git-R-Done"-esque catchphrase: "But During the Stone Age!"

Just imagine, he'd get his own sitcom, and every episode, his wife or kid character would suggest something to him, and he'd reply with something like "That's a great idea!...But During the Stone Age!" and just mug to the camera while the audience just goes berserk with laughter

 

[MasterDisaster]

Chris tends to forget his greatest joke is the one he's living.

 

[CatParty]

Chris tends to forget his greatest joke is the one he's living.

followed by a close second
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian's_sex_joke

There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Is there actually any record of Chris laughing? The greatest amount of joy he's ever shown on camera that I can recall is that weird, autistic, lovey-dovey tone his voice gets when he's talking about imaginary internet girlfriends; I don't think I've ever seen or heard him outright laugh before.

Does he even know how to enjoy a joke?

 

[Goochole]

snergen flergen.

 

[Some JERK]

Is there actually any record of Chris laughing? The greatest amount of joy he's ever shown on camera that I can recall is that weird, autistic, lovey-dovey tone his voice gets when he's talking about imaginary internet girlfriends; I don't think I've ever seen or heard him outright laugh before.

Does he even know how to enjoy a joke?

There's a video with Chris derisively laughing at something or someone, but it's not genuine, and sounds like a seagull choking on a plastic bottle cap.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Chris, you have crapped briefs dirtier than that joke.

 

[BV 937]

I came here to make a pun about Chris himself being not clean but his "joke" lacked so much self awareness that pretty much every comment in the thread is already doing just that. Nice going, Chris.

Spoiler: _

:autism: Never changes

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is there actually any record of Chris laughing?

Reminds me of this thread: Has Chris ever experienced Mirth?

Chris probably can find something funny, but can't really express it well because :autism:.

 

[autism420]

LOL CHRIS