Containment Random Chris Updates

[D is for Stupid]

I give it a week before he backtracks on this. (Not my screenshot: https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...is_made_this_post_on_bluesky_surprised_people)
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This is not him for sure. It's too concise for the length of the post, he always wonders off and says "I digress."

I mean he's Jesus and the toxic haters always want him to fail. He can blame them for everything.

Also it seems to me a lot of his posts might of been written by someone else too.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Poor Christopher. I do genuinely feel for this little guy he's a little cutie.

What happened to Chris should have never happened he should have had decent parents who got him the help he needed and didn't try to mainstream him. I think that's what they try to do in schools now.

They try to meet the needs of the child and not force the child to hide their autism. They're literally born with it, you're not going to make an autistic kid non-autistic. When I was growing up you had to adapt to the world, the world didn't adapt to you and Chris is an extreme example of how that doesn't work.

I know I joke a lot but I do mean what I say about this. These are children who deserve to have competent, loving parents and teachers who know what they're doing and who give a damn. Chris deserved that as a kid and I really do hope kids like Chris are getting a help they need now. It's a real damn shame.

It makes me wonder how many unknown "Chris Chans" are out there.

We know all about Chris because he put his whole life online for us to see -- but what about the ones we don't know about? How many mentally ill children are born to embarrassed parents who have no idea how to handle their condition? What happened to them throughout their lives, and what are they doing now?

Strip away the trolling sagas, and Chris remains a deeply disturbed man. I'm sure there are many more very much like him in the shadows.

It seems as if society is getting better about teaching and integrating autistic and mentally ill people rather than just pushing them aside, but the damage has already been done for generations of people.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Strip away the trolling sagas, and Chris remains a deeply disturbed man. I'm sure there are many more very much like him in the shadows.

I look at Chris's life and he really didn't have it all that bad. He had a family with parents that stayed together, early photos show him going to relatives' houses for the holidays, he was out in the world doing stuff, he was provided for, sure there were Barb's manipulations but even those, when you break them down, aren't that horrible. She wasn't running around the house tying nooses or sitting in the car with a hose from the exhaust trying to kill herself, she just got really sad and Chris would believe her that she could just choose to die all on her own. It wasn't like she was putting a bullet in a revolver and spinning it, then clicking it at her head while she made Chris watch, just low level bitch woman type manipulation tactics.

He seemed to have an okay upbringing with the schools too. There's plenty of people who had a lot worse times at their schools, but Chris's seemed to just be pretty normalish.

Could it honestly just be a mix of Chris not having interpersonal relationships with kids outside of school for his formative years, mixed in with Mommy's Special Boy That Could Do No Wrong that he never grew out of? Even his online antics in the 2000s weren't filled with people going "Yeah, you did a good thing trying to run over that manajerk at your game store!" influencing him the wrong way.

If Caden and Flutter are really trying to get him to reflect and act properly, and it's working, maybe that's all Chris ever needed in his life, just close people who gave a shit.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Caden and Flutter are really trying to get him to reflect and act properly, and it's working, maybe that's all Chris ever needed in his life, just close people who gave a shit.

I... I....umm...uhhh... huh.

Oooo boy.

"Close people who gave a shit".

Yeah...no. Caden and Flutter would drop Chris like a bag of rotting cabbages when he stopped being useful to them.

People like these don't come into Chris's life to help him, they come to exploit already severely damaged people and if they can clinch it, will try to make themselves look like a saint trying to help.

If these bozos were really helping Chris, he would be holding down a part-time job, moving into an apartment of his own and would look considerably cleaner and better put together then the drugged out has been ex- tranny granny look.

He would not be making these stupid videos, living in casa de la Peck and cunting off to Finland for his little outings to keep him in line.

Flutter must be at least partially hired help, she has to be. No one could stand being with Chris this long, never mind what twisted, warped mind they have.

You mark my words, they're using and exploiting Chris and I wouldn't be surprised if they're exploiting whatever is left of Snorlax.

People rarely come into your life with purely good intentions and if they are in fact trying to help Chris, why is Caden's first motivation to make money off of Chris? It was when they first met and it's still that way.

And as for Flutter, she can eat a rotting pile of rat dung for all I care.

She and Gayden ruined Christory.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I... I....umm...uhhh... huh.

Oooo boy.

"Close people who gave a shit".

Yeah...no. Caden and Flutter would drop Chris like a bag of rotting cabbages when he stopped being useful to them.

People like these don't come into Chris's life to help him, they come to exploit already severely damaged people and if they can clinch it, will try to make themselves look like a saint trying to help.

If these bozos were really helping Chris, he would be holding down a part-time job, moving into an apartment of his own and would look considerably cleaner and better put together then the drugged out has been ex- tranny granny look.

He would not be making these stupid videos, living in casa de la Peck and cunting off to Finland for his little outings to keep him in line.

Flutter must be at least partially hired help, she has to be. No one could stand being with Chris this long, never mind what twisted, warped mind they have.

You mark my words, they're using and exploiting Chris and I wouldn't be surprised if they're exploiting whatever is left of Snorlax.

People rarely come into your life with purely good intentions and if they are in fact trying to help Chris, why is Caden's first motivation to make money off of Chris? It was when they first met and it's still that way.

And as for Flutter, she can eat a rotting pile of rat dung for all I care.

She and Gayden ruined Christory.

The biggest thing I can't get out of my head with Caden is that he was adopted. That really can fuck someone up in the head depending what age. It's not unusual for adopted people to have their new mothers and fathers, mostly mothers, explain that their birth mother was "bad" for "abandoning" them but that their new mother will love them unconditionally. Like "You were just a piece of garbage to them, but not me" as a way to "bond". Who knows if that's what happened with Caden and how it affected him?

As for Flutter, she just doesn't give off vibes of being hopelessly in love with Chris. People that view them out in the world show she's the one that takes charge, and is constantly scanning the environment, on guard, and always hiding if she sees someone suspicious. That sounds like someone who has motives other than "I'm in love with this person and I don't care who sees it because I love them so much". There's a monitoring the room and a huge shame component to it.

While yeah I think about the end game and Chris getting trolled once again and all his skeletons come out but the longer it goes on, especially with the weird "I learned my lesson", "I can't sing", "Those old trolls like Null really did try to help me", makes me think there's something other than the ultimate Chris Chan documentary going on.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I look at Chris's life and he really didn't have it all that bad. He had a family with parents that stayed together, early photos show him going to relatives' houses for the holidays, he was out in the world doing stuff, he was provided for, sure there were Barb's manipulations but even those, when you break them down, aren't that horrible. She wasn't running around the house tying nooses or sitting in the car with a hose from the exhaust trying to kill herself, she just got really sad and Chris would believe her that she could just choose to die all on her own. It wasn't like she was putting a bullet in a revolver and spinning it, then clicking it at her head while she made Chris watch, just low level bitch woman type manipulation tactics.

He seemed to have an okay upbringing with the schools too. There's plenty of people who had a lot worse times at their schools, but Chris's seemed to just be pretty normalish.

Everything you described is plenty for a normal kid. In fact, plenty of people have come out ok even when facing much worse home and school conditions.

But Chris is not a normal kid. His brain is broken. He struggles to learn things that we pick up intuitively like recognizing how inappropriate it is to loiter at the mall with an "attraction sign" soliciting sex. He needed someone (or, even better, a community of people) to help guide him and help him to comprehend social norms.

My point is that I think there are a lot more like him out there -- we just don't know about them because they don't publish their lives the way that Chris did.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

From yesterday's South Park episode...sounded familliar.

Mind you, they already did the mass debating joke in the Charlie Kirk episode.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

From yesterday's South Park episode...sounded familliar.
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Mind you, they already did the mass debating joke in the Charlie Kirk episode.

i don't think a joke about eating your own cum necessarily refers to Chris, its just an easy grossout jab
Chris isn't the only guy on the planet who did it

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

i don't think a joke about eating your own cum necessarily refers to Chris, its just an easy grossout jab
Chris isn't the only guy on the planet who did it

Mostly joking.

 

[D is for Stupid]

While yeah I think about the end game and Chris getting trolled once again and all his skeletons come out but the longer it goes on, especially with the weird "I learned my lesson", "I can't sing", "Those old trolls like Null really did try to help me", makes me think there's something other than the ultimate Chris Chan documentary going on.

I really think these comments, especially the newer ones, are written by someone else. He's Jesus, son of God. He doesn't need to apologize to no one.

Just a wild guess. They are trying to rebuild bridges so they can exploit them. Which bridges? All of them and see what works. But one thing Caden doesn't understand is that raping your own mother is offense you can never come back from. Never.


Edit: new post on blusky. The lighting bolt, blue heart, lightning bolt emojis are used at being and end. This is not Chris.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Edit: new post on blusky. The lighting bolt, blue heart, lightning bolt emojis are used at being and end. This is not Chris.

I think it is, but I think Chris is using some kind of AI to write it maybe. The use of his weird insults like "blank minded" is 100% Chris, and still complaining about the "LULZ" is on point too.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I think it is, but I think Chris is using some kind of AI to write it maybe. The use of his weird insults like "blank minded" is 100% Chris, and still complaining about the "LULZ" is on point too.

If you read his blog, a lot of them statements made starts with "I have" and when he goes off tangent, he always says, "but I digress" there's more to the post but I just wanted a small sample.

In his last blog post he wrote "I have" 10 times, it's habit of his speech. And in the bluesky post just twice.

Here's the full post

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fivrwbdto5nnuz4pznj5nzqa/post/3m4mprui4ak2j

You're right though, he's using ai. Ai slop is the worse.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

You're right though, he's using ai.

Is there any obvious tell it's AI? Chris talks a very particular and repetitive way, some peoples speech is just so thoughtless that it has that uncanny AI feel all on its own

 

[D is for Stupid]

Is there any obvious tell it's AI? Chris talks a very particular and repetitive way, some peoples speech is just so thoughtless that it has that uncanny AI feel all on its own

What I see is that based on words he likes to use, he prefers "I am" vs I'm as "I'm" does not sound very authoritarian.

It's really just that the writing makes too much sense and not his usual ramblings. To the comparison, arguments, and closing statements, this post it's not right for chris unless you went through high school english again but was just short of honor roll.

 

[King Kiwi]

What I see is that based on words he likes to use, he prefers "I am" vs I'm as "I'm" does not sound very authoritarian.

It's really just that the writing makes too much sense and not his usual ramblings. To the comparison, arguments, and closing statements, this post it's not right for chris unless you went through high school english again but was just short of honor roll.

Maybe he had Gutter write it for him.

Even if she did put it through AI, it looks too competent and well-read for Chris to have utilized it.

Still lazy either way, he can't even bother to write his own ramblings anymore.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Maybe he had Gutter write it for him.

Lmao, yeah, i thought it was ai but this can be very much the fact.

At least chris is consistent with his laziness than his current writing.

 

[King Kiwi]

Lmao, yeah, i thought it was ai but this can be very much the fact.

At least chris is consistent with his laziness than his current writing.

Hehehe I almost think Caden wrote it for him.

You'll remember he's got this pseudo posh way of talking.

Like one time he said that he's going to sue a lot of, "choice folks" or something like that. He hasn't said very much the last couple of years since then, tbh. Not publicly.

 

[Dull fawn]

I think Chris may have wrote it but with help of someone, maybe someone was in the room checking it and giving suggestions. also, thank you Statustjej for the photos, I hope there will be more media coming up!

 

[AnOminous]

I know I joke a lot but I do mean what I say about this. These are children who deserve to have competent, loving parents and teachers who know what they're doing and who give a damn. Chris deserved that as a kid and I really do hope kids like Chris are getting a help they need now. It's a real damn shame.

He's a gigantic lazy dick and probably would have ended up that way no matter what his parents did.

 

[CFC-12]

Spoiler: One thing I noticed immediately...

Whooooa, those aren't vinyl records! Those are videodiscs for the RCA Selectavision! Holy fuck, I finally have a reason to sperg about this thing. Here's the one that's visible, "On The Town" from 1949:

The Selectavision was RCA's very late entry into the home media format war, arriving a full half decade after VHS and 6 years after Betamax. Its development process was hilariously prolonged and the format could have completely dominated the early home video market had it not taken well over a decade to see any kind of commercial release.

Unlike the tape-based VHS and Betamax, or other obscure oddball formats like the VX tape or the Sony Umatic, the Selectavision was like a weird hybrid of a vinyl record and a Laserdisc. The film was etched into grooves on electrical capacitance discs and read with a stylus, much like a phonograph.

RCA really did think this shit would take off, but Beta and VHS were already firmly established and had far bigger back catalogues, and Laserdisc had better video quality. There were some pretty big downsides, too. Each side could only hold 60 minutes, so you had to manually get up and flip the disc over at the 60 minute mark. This also meant a disc could only hold 120 minutes of film and longer movies needed to come on multiple discs. The format didn't have home recording capabilities, something both Beta and VHS had. And, really, just the fact that the fucking thing didn't come out until 1981.

If RCA didn't draw out the engineering phase so much and put this thing out in, like, 1973, it would have sold like hotcakes and probably stopped the company from going bankrupt when it did. Beta came out in '75, VHS the year after, and the Laserdisc in 1978. RCA was not only late to the party, they were late with a product that nobody wanted. The only real edge was that they were cheap, but even then the price of VHS and Beta had dropped enough by 1983 that this wasn't a selling point anymore. RCA gave up on making Selectavision players in 1984 and discs ended production in 1986. Discs are hard to find nowadays, but the players are damn near unobtainium.

I find the fact that Borb owned one of these to be some sort of ineffable cosmic manifestation of Chandler failure. It makes perfect sense that the home video format they chose to hitch their wagon to in the early 80s was the one that ended up failing so hard it was part of the reason RCA went bankrupt.