Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised he actually wore something besides that Fluttershy shirt he seemed to be wearing for months straight.

 

[clowney]

I was beginning to worry that the sweat made it impossible to remove it.

Good job Chris you finally changed out of your My Little Pony shirt like a big boy.

 

[Gunslinger]

That lazy eye though. It always amuses me when Chris brings up eye contact as being super important and desirable, considering that only one of his eyes is staring directly at the sweetheart of interest at any given time.

 

[Roland MT-32]

Well, at least he realizes it needs more colors and flags to distract from his unattractiveness.
With that creepy smile and non-existant lips, it looks like Chris also has a thing for penis-shaped rockets.

This is what the founding fathers would've wanted

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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[Mariposa Electrique]

That lazy eye though. It always amuses me when Chris brings up eye contact as being super important and desirable, considering that only one of his eyes is staring directly at the sweetheart of interest at any given time.
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I've always found both of his eyes to be quite lazy, he's always had that autistic stare where he looks sick, psychotic, and devoid of life. His eyes are just two different degrees of lazy. It's always made him look way older than he is.

This is what the founding fathers would've wanted

It's what the founding fathers of America would have wanted to discourage.

 

[BurningPewter]

There's something about his boobs that's making me feel unsettled and ill.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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[Roland MT-32]

It's what the founding fathers of America would have wanted to discourage.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[sysctl --system]

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will the next tweet cover how an autistic man can pretend to be an artist

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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Huh. You know, not really.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Next, Chris will show us how a 0 can pretend to be a 10 and then he will claim that people want to bang him.

 

[Basil]

So Sonichu is the mark of the beast?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Chris confirmed as Nazi.

 

[Trilby]

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That's a eyelid, not an iris, though I suppose Chris is doing the Sonic double-yolk eyes here.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Or like how Chris can pretend to be a woman.

 

[Basil]

That's a eyelid, not an iris, though I suppose Chris is doing the Sonic double-yolk eyes here.

I think he's trying to make it like an iris in anime

 

[Trilby]

I think he's trying to make it like an iris in anime

Probably, if only due to the need to stick in a reflection on the corner.

 

[clowney]

Or like how Chris can pretend to be a woman.

Pretty much the same. It works out horribly and convinces no one.