Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

(In the convo, Mcmaxel and Doopie are talking to each other, and neither to Chris).

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I am sure Doopie will listen to Chris when she is ready to have her foil work come out as shitty as his.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I don't think I've ever seen Chris so desperate for one person's attention before. What is he trying to achieve?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am sure Doopie will listen to Chris when she is ready to have her foil work come out as shitty as his.

Love how she's just ignoring Chris and letting him believe whatever she wants him to.

 

[Erubetie]

What is he trying to achieve?

CHINA!

 

[Gunslinger]

(In the convo, Mcmaxel and Doopie are talking to each other, and neither to Chris).

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Cringing intensifies. I always thought the doopie fascination was kinda pathetic, but with Chris calling her 'darling' and constantly using that blush emoticon we've moved well over the line into creepy.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Cringing intensifies. I always thought the doopie fascination was kinda pathetic, but with Chris calling her 'darling' and constantly using that blush emoticon we've moved well over the line into creepy.

I wonder how Chris would react if the trolls did this to him instead of the usual

 

[ZehnBoat]

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i thought those white circles were eyes peaking from behind the foil.

Cringing intensifies. I always thought the doopie fascination was kinda pathetic, but with Chris calling her 'darling' and constantly using that blush emoticon we've moved well over the line into creepy.

darling, don't you know that true and HONEST women talk like this, honey?

 

[Rupin]

Do you think that Chris would make the effort to go to TwitchCon just so he can finally meet his true and honest heartsweet in person?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is mad at Trump over his position restricting trans people from military service.

Also, Chris resumes bitching at Cole.

 

[Marvin]

Uhh... this doesn't sound like the Bob the trolls knew. The Bob the trolls knew would call people faggots for crossdressing.

The "Bob was a southern bigot" theories are pretty dumb, but that doesn't mean that Chris' theories are any less dumb. And Bob was his own father.

 

[MarineN*423543]

new chris is REEEEEEEEEEing, old chris would be happy

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is mad at Trump over his position restricting trans people from military service.

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Also, Chris resumes bitching at Cole.

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"Haha, you'll never be as rich as this fictional character, DRUMPF!"

 

[Trilby]

Uhh... this doesn't sound like the Bob the trolls knew. The Bob the trolls knew would call people faggots for crossdressing.

The military would've kicked those guys out in Bob's day.

"Haha, you'll never be as rich as this fictional character, DRUMPF!"

I'm not even sure why he had to bring that duck into this but I guess Chris needed some ground to stand on, which isn't there.

 

[Jack Awful]

The military would've kicked those guys out in Bob's day.


I'm not even sure why he had to bring that duck into this but I guess Chris needed some ground to stand on, which isn't there.

Plus, Chris's worldview almost exclusively comes from TV.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

FESTIVAL? HO!

PLUS I HAD BECOME FASCINATED WITH OTHER MEN

 

[Jack Awful]

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Spoiler

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So I guess Naitsirhc is the opposite of Chris because he can get a girl to kiss him without paying her.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Considering Chris likely gets winded walking from his car to the McDonald's counter, I don't think he would pass the physical.

But I agree with him, here. Trump is a dumbass and who gives a crap if transpeople serve?

Those that are serving care since post op trannies cannot deploy, this means they are draining resources that can go towards those that can. I do not a shit about pre op trannies as long as they can pass the physical tests.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Spoiler: We all knew it was coming