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Chan the Wizard said:
I'm already tired of the Jessica saga. If it doesn't have a ridiculously good pay off it's going to be one of the most boring. Taking away Chris's unfiltered ability to spew autism is boring. Chris's tweets and posts are great because of how crazy they are.
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Good things come to those who wait. The 6th is comin up awfully fast. It is then where we will really find out whether Jessica is real or not.
 
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Chris is now a patron of Kipteitei.

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is now a patron of Kipteitei.

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Interesting. That's the page he (or, more likely, the person in charge of his patreon) lifted the text of one of his announcements. I had wondered if he might have come across it searching for kickstarter backer payment methods or if he had another connection to the page. This seems to show it was the latter.

And the text he lifted was from an administrative post in August of 2016. It seems odd that someone would find and copy a post now from back then if they were just browsing chubby anime girls. Makes me wonder if whoever is working CWC's patreon page- quite possibly 'Quinn'- has a more direct relationship of some kind with 'Kipteitei.' (I guess it's possible that she is just really, really into the page)
 
Agaygoat said:
I don't think the MLP movie is going to have a limited release. Hasbro wants those toy sales and they're gonna get em.

Conversely, you could always just call the theater and find out, Chris...
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There's no excuse for him to call, or at least wait until a week before the premiere to see if it's listed on Regal Cinema's site.
 
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Trilby said:
Chris could check online to see if it is. No doubt it would be playing there anyway.

EDIT: Chances are Chris'll go here, so just fair warning for people who might want to plan ahead...
https://www.regmovies.com/theaters/regal-stonefield-stadium-14-imax/C00318790965
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Jessica will earn my respect as a troll, if she convinces Chris to go see "Mother!"

Shouldn't be too hard... "Jennifer Lawrence is in it!

I'd love to see Chris's reaction to a movie where a baby is killed and eaten, after three decades of consuming nothing but saccharine kids shows. I think Gilligan's Island might be the most subversive show Chris has ever watched.
 
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Fapcop said:
Jessica will earn my respect as a troll, if she convinces Chris to go see "Mother!"

Shouldn't be too hard... "Jennifer Lawrence is in it!

I'd love to see Chris's reaction to a movie where a baby is killed and eaten, after three decades of consuming nothing but saccharine kids shows. I think Gilligan's Island might be the most subversive show Chris has ever watched.
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_5#Chris_is_okay_with_Jackie_assfucking_him

We got Chris to watch Pink Flamingos. Chris is also a big fan of the Saw series. (The middle school level of edginess and character "complexity" in the Jigsaw character blows Chris' mind.)
 
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Shiversblood said:
Huh? Is Jessica Quinn pretending to be Chris chan girlfriend just so she can collect his patreon money? Chris is stupid enough that he would fall for something like that as long as the person was female.
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He doesn't get a ton from disability though, and is bad at managing his money. Seems like it wouldn't be worth it for a few bucks a month from him.
 
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