Containment Random Chris Updates

[Guy Smiley]

Chris has friends with whom he'll spend time with at their homes. Not in a group setting, but just one-on-one, or maybe two or three people. They contact him once in awhile.

How old, on average, are these friends? His age? Younger? I ask because Chris is in his mid-thirties, and most of his peers are settling down, having children, and basically having real adult lives. So I would have to assume younger, but then, I don't imagine the twenty somethings looking to hang out with Chris.

Okay, honestly, I don't imagine ANYONE wanting to hang out with Chris, but I'm taking you at your word that it happens.

 

[CaptainAutism]

He probably does have asspatters IRL. It's hard to imagine it goes beyond that though. But there's a chance they're legit we've seen stranger things.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Unless you give him a very simple 1, 2, 3 and make him repeat it over and over, he will not do it.

But in the other hand, if it's something that interests Chris (which at the current moment is ponies, his fake transwoman bullshit,or making rosechu gain weight so he can look like her), or LEGO/VIDYA, then you can bet you ass hell sit there and learn about it, and in LEGOS case, building by numbered instructions...come to think of it, does Chris actually follow the build instructions??? Or does he just say "mmhm, yeah," throw the instructions away, then start constructing autism tower??

 

[Marvin]

How old, on average, are these friends? His age? Younger? I ask because Chris is in his mid-thirties, and most of his peers are settling down, having children, and basically having real adult lives. So I would have to assume younger, but then, I don't imagine the twenty somethings looking to hang out with Chris.

Okay, honestly, I don't imagine ANYONE wanting to hang out with Chris, but I'm taking you at your word that it happens.

Twenty somethings. No one's going looking to hang out with Chris, as in picking it up on their own initiative. But he manages to strike up conversations with people.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Twenty somethings. No one's going looking to hang out with Chris, as in picking it up on their own initiative. But he manages to strike up conversations with people.

I bet that steams Chris' artichokes and whatnot, having to do all the work instead of sitting back and have people approach him as if he was a blossoming 20 something-year-old attractive ginger.
We've all heard him and haw about it over facebook. What I wanted to know is does Chris ever get introspective enough to wonder why he makes people feel so stand-offish. Also, as Chris ages (possibly a few years from now) could you imagine even youthful nerds trying to avoid his presence? I mean, like weeping slime mold, he gets grosser each time his cells divide.

 

[Marvin]

We've all heard him and haw about it over facebook. What I wanted to know is does Chris ever get introspective enough to wonder why he makes people feel so stand-offish. Also, as Chris ages (possibly a few years from now) could you imagine even youthful nerds trying to avoid his presence? I mean, like weeping slime mold, he gets grosser each time his cells divide.

I would imagine he'd get invited to less and less parties and events, and he'll be stuck going to the public ones. Especially as his friends get older and he's no longer connecting with the trusting college students like he used to. College students might be willing to slum it to some extent, but there's a limit to that.

So Chris will watch his social live slowly disintegrate and he won't know why.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Elizabeth continues to defend Chris.

On the shooting in Vegas:

Chris likes a PSA from Hasbro.

 

[Garfieldchu]

How old, on average, are these friends? His age? Younger? I ask because Chris is in his mid-thirties, and most of his peers are settling down, having children, and basically having real adult lives. So I would have to assume younger, but then, I don't imagine the twenty somethings looking to hang out with Chris.

Okay, honestly, I don't imagine ANYONE wanting to hang out with Chris, but I'm taking you at your word that it happens.

He's in Virginia. Most people have at least 2 kids before turning 21.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Okay, honestly, I don't imagine ANYONE wanting to hang out with Chris, but I'm taking you at your word that it happens.

A lot of so called "adults" are within the spectrum. Most bronies and a lot of those within the magical rainbow of problematic genders are attuned to Chris' mental age. I also find hard to believe he has any friends whatsoever but mostly because how selfish fatty is, not because of his 'tism.

 

[m0rnutz]

I know I'm alone in this, but I still say Desiree is Chris. Who other than Chris makes an account that talks about this shit and nothing more?



The last mental image I need is Chris describing female masturbation.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Saw that the thread about the shooting in vegas has like 400+ replies, clicked away and decided to read up on the latest trivial tweetings of an exceptional man-child instead. Was not disappointed, would avoid real world again 10\10

 

[Trilby]

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I don't suppose Chris sees the irony here.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

How long 'til he starts creeping on Elizabeth Allen?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

How long 'til he starts creeping on Elizabeth Allen?

Jessy seems to have him on a pretty short leash these days. Maybe he will to an extent until she finds out.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I know I'm alone in this, but I still say Desiree is Chris. Who other than Chris makes an account that talks about this shit and nothing more?

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The last mental image I need is Chris describing female masturbation.

That and saying that the "big meanie trump should leave the Whitehouse and let Hillary move in", is a huge tipoff. This is more than likely Chris with Jessica proofreading because we know Chris can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. Lol @ #cwcprotectsquad

 

[m0rnutz]

That and saying that the "big meanie trump should leave the Whitehouse and let Hillary move in", is a huge tipoff.

Was the Dirty Squirty Tickle Monster not enough

 

[Gunslinger]

I dunno. Elizabeth Allen isn't a voice actress that can do work in his Sonichu MLP videos he is trying to make so I don't think he gives a shit. Chris thinks he has Jessica and the pick of hawt Twitter chicks if that falls through. Sadly Elizabeth even seems desperate when compared to Chris. Whenever this Jessica ruse falls through maybe he'll creep on her?

Edit:

I don't think it's him

I don't think so either. I don't think Chris would use such an obvious "dude looks like a lady" picture for an avatar--even for a fake account (Yes I realize the irony in that statement considering his profile pics). Also the capitalization looks like someone who is trying to mimic Chris and hasn't quite got it down. I could be wrong though.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know I'm alone in this, but I still say Desiree is Chris. Who other than Chris makes an account that talks about this shit and nothing more?

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I don't think it's him

 

[Done]

Yeah that account is not Chris. I think we discussed it in the latest twitter alt thread, but I am unsure if the discussion survived the downtime.

And IMO, Chris was only creeping on Doopie. The others he is just socializing with in his own weird way, especially after he met them @ Bronycon.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I genuinely hope that the person who brought this up is not using this account to ween Chris like Hirtes did.