Containment Random Chris Updates

[Krieger]

So I think specifically declaring this "schizophrenia" is a bit much. Chris doesn't have the rambling speech (Chris says goofy shit when he speaks because he's dumb, but it's not schizo level disconnect) nor does he have the visual or aural hallucinations*.

Now that being said, there's a big problem in that Chris is not invested in reality like a normal person should be. I think describing Chris' weird bonkers shit here as childlike fantasies is pretty on target. Chris is like a kid except he has no parents to reign him in. No ceiling above him. The sky's the limit with the insane ideas he can express and believe in.

* To come back to the visual/aural hallucinations, I think if he claims he has them, he's lying. I think the most he has as far that goes is wishful thinking. Chris thinks he can make paper move, but he's not balsy enough to think he can jump out of a building and fly (for example).

In fact, I think if you worded it carefully, you could probably even get Chris to even stop pretending to see/hear his imaginary friends, by telling Chris he's inches away from involuntary commitment in a mental hospital for his insanity. I do think (again, with careful wording) Chris would stop pretending even to himself to hear his imaginary characters. Now, I think he'd still be into woo, like crystal healing and stupid shit like that, but again, he'd tone down the more bonkers claims.

However, none of this keeps Chris from being a danger to himself or others. It would just require a tense situation for him to play pretend a bit too aggressively, and (say) get his ass beat by cops.

Like when he curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh. Or more worryingly, like people have mentioned, the taint wound. (Though I don't believe he was sober when that happened.)

I think there's definitely a risk with Chris essentially "playing chicken" with reality. I don't think he does the craziest shit he wishes he could (and like how he didn't cut his taint wound sober) because he doesn't actually believe it as much as he wants to believe it. This writeup? It's Chris desperately trying to convince everyone, including himself, that the magic shit is real.

But again, it doesn't need to be too terribly sincere of a belief for it to get him into trouble.

I think Chris is stressed about life, and the lack of control he has over his life. Chris isn't in a position to improve his life, like telling Barb to fuck off, so he tries to control his life with magic.

Schizophrenia and autism are potentially linked, so it's quite possible the factors in Chris' life are aggravating his autism such that he appears somewhat close to schizophrenia. Without, you know, actually being schizophrenic.

 

[mickmars]

I think Chris is stressed about life, and the lack of control he has over his life. Chris isn't in a position to improve his life, like telling Barb to fuck off, so he tries to control his life with magic.

There's truth in everything you wrote in that post, but I think y0ur ending here nails it. In a strange, autistic way, Chris has found religion. Now he's making poor attempts at evangelizing others so he can keep believing it and ignore real life and how it isn't going to end in his favor.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Un Platano]

BS2EN: "I don't know what the hell I'm talking about either"
An equally valid translation is that we certainly haven't heard the last of Chris's new friend

 

[FinalSolution]

It is a very odd piece of writing - but that's hardly unusual for Chris. I just read it as a new story arc he's thinking about, only he's dreadful at story-telling and can only 'create' anything by cramming together stuff he's familiar with.

 

[nvrwastetree]

not really random people, it was someone who interviewed him.
but yea don't get why he keeps telling people that stuff unnecessarily.

Because Chris is mentally retarded and thinks if he's TRUE AND HONEST, dem lesbians will flock to him and give him their China. Also, because :autism:

 

[Wintermute]

Despite the complete clusterfuck of content, this is surprisingly one of the most coherent, longer pieces that Chris has written in a while, in complete juxtaposition to how insane it all is.

 

[The Fool]

You know I just realized he's probably going to forget all this ever happened in two or three days just like ol' Chloe

 

[Inklings]

"When it said it happened at HOME, it literally means HERE, in this Reality, this World, Right Here with me! Please bear with me, as for some specific details I am not at liberty to divulge or discuss."

I know Chris has always maintained this weird alternate cartoon reality but he is so strangely assertive about it now that it really raises some questions.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Yeah, but it was MORE special for Chris because he's the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu (and the poor sod of a voice actor had to put up with his ramblings as that's what she was paid to do).

It always makes me chuckle how egotistical Chris sounds on Twitter. Something about having less room to speak makes him sound even worse. What's the betting Andrew Christianson doesn't even know who Chris is, either?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

The replies to the tweet have a serious case of A-Logging

Spoiler: Hi A-log

 

[For The Internet]

I have to wonder if the Xbox isn't about collecting all the consoles? He already had all the others, didn't he? Now he has the full set of animu console wifus.

 

[NiggoPls]

The replies to the tweet have a serious case of A-Logging

Spoiler: Hi A-log

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It's funny because they think Chris gives a shit or even reads their tweets. "Get a job", how original!

 

[The Dude]

One of two things is happening:

1. Chris is trying really hard to convince people his made-up bullshit is real, but he honestly doesn't believe it's real.

2. Chris has finally lost all touch with reality, his brainmeats are broken, he honestly believes this fantastical nonsense is happening, and he needs to trade in his Valium and booze for Thorazine and Seroquel.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris is amazing. He literally saved reality itself. And all without moving his fat ass from his room.

Thanks, Chris, you out of control ball of lard.

Edit: Oh, also:

Please bear with me, as for some specific details I am not at liberty to divulge or discuss.

That can only mean that he thinks/wants to convince himself he had sex with a fictional character.

 

[Caz]

That can only mean that he thinks/wants to convince himself he had sex with a fictional character.

A fictional character that is inside him. Part of him. His autism has advanced in such a way that even mass debating has become some sort of a schizo-metaphysical experience.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

According to Chris, the only way we can help save reality from The Nothing is to like the same things he likes.

It's like all the childishness of clapping your hands to save Tinkerbell, without any of the innocence. As is, it's one of the loneliest, most passive threats ever made.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

One of two things is happening:

1. Chris is trying really hard to convince people his made-up bullshit is real, but he honestly doesn't believe it's real.

2. Chris has finally lost all touch with reality, his brainmeats are broken, he honestly believes this fantastical nonsense is happening, and he needs to trade in his Valium and booze for Thorazine and Seroquel.

3. Chris is telling the truth and this all really happened.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well, to be fair, Chris is fat enough that he has enough room for an anime girl inside him

 

[GV 998]

This shit is harder to follow than The Silmarillion