Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pretzel Time]

This could be linked with Barb's declining state? They are one and the same blob, Chris and Barb.

Well the next big fucking thing with him is what the hell is going to happen when Barb dies. Just looking at her general decline in health over the last few years (likely since Bob died) it's not that far off. I truly have no idea what he's going to do when he has no one left to support his shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What the fuck is going on, who's the loli, and what the hell is he talking about?

Did you read the thread about his status on 11/8?

 

[Nien Nunb]

Oh boy, the Losing Any And All Grip On Reality """saga""" sure is going great!

 

[Venom Snake]

Somehow, the most baffling part of this post to me was Chris name-dropping Outer Heaven. Has he actually played Metal Gear?

Rest in fucking Outer Heaven Uzume

"In Outer Heaven... where waifus become... become... well... headmates with retards, I guess(?)"

 

[nvrwastetree]

I want the same medication than the one Chris is taking.

All you have to do is jizz in a cup then drink it with some orange fanta. Or the alternative would be self medicating with Valium, take 10-12 at once and you'll be overdosed, just like Chris!!!

 

[Keine]

So, what will possess Chris next?

A stroke.

 

[Slowinthemind]

So, what will possess Chris next?

The ghost of a workaholic.

 

[MMX]

Chris said
wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends

Powerful ? Friends ????

I can only assume he's talking about sonichu and co

 

[Sho'nuff]

Chris is starting to mistake kidney stones for ethereal dreamcast girls.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Uhh... thank God and Jesus??

 

[Buttersweet]

Those binaural beats surely cured his :autism:

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Guys, I really don't think any of this stuff actually happened.

 

[m0rnutz]

I hate weebs.

Nigga that ain't weebspeak. He gone. This nigga legit gone from the earth to be with the space dolphins

The fact that he's currently obsessed with something as Japanese as Neptunia seems kind of incidental because he usually doesn't subscribe to much weeb/anime culture beyond liking Sailor Moon.

He has to find something to do now that he's exhausted everything that gave him joy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does Chris even count as a weeaboo?

Spoiler

By the actual definiton: no.
By the shitposting definition: yes.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Damn I was hoping Kurome would kill the son of bitch once in for all. Oh well, time for me to go back to my own Dimension.

 

[dj turnip]

Thank God. I was praying with my family each evening for Chris to be rid of this "kawaii" spirit within her :/ / /

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

........and at the end of the story Chris' house implodes and a game console is left behind. The end.

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Confirming that Magi-Chan, being omnipotent, is Chris's biggest troll. He could fix all of Chris's problems; he just doesn't.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Let's not beat around the bush, it's called having a stroke.

Of imaginary animu titties.