Containment Random Chris Updates

[FisfulFries]

So, what will possess Chris next?

We can rule out work ethic and empathy.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

★ You can do it Dreamcast-chan, I believe in you! ★

But seriously I don’t know how he found something worse than MLP to be insanely autistic about, it’s impressive.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Making up a possession incident and then claiming that it has been cured by making up yet another bullshit story. I'm excited for more garbage like this. Once reality hits, the payoff will be huge. Here's hoping for a bigger rage video than Quinn's "breakup".

 

[Porker LeVance]

Most lolcows haven't tried to curse-ye-ha-me-ha people IRL.

I wish I had been in that room to witness Mary Lee Walsh's reaction.

 

[Tard]

This is next level waifufagging

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

That's fascinating and all, but does he still have a little Chun-Li in there?

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

How many exorcists will he call if he gets possessed by a dreaded HEXBOX or whatever the fuck he called it?

 

[MY 405]

this has gone beyond Crazy Train, this is Crazy Orient Express.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What did I just read??!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

The politicians cut my tax money going to NASA.

They cut my tax money going to the EPA.

To the department of education.

Disaster relief.

But they always let Chris have the full amount no matter how retarded he is.

 

[Gunslinger]

In other words, someone called Chris on his bullshit and when he couldn't speak like the animu character, he altered the story.

 

[Lipitor]

I still don't know how weebs can get so attached to individual anime characters... they're literally all the same thing.

 

[Do You Realize]

"I was mistaken, but not wrong."
I fully expect this to erupt from Pmurt at any moment.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I still don't know how weebs can get so attached to individual anime characters... they're literally all the same thing.

Rubbish. Why, for female characters alone, there's the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with black hair, the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with blonde hair, the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with brunette hair, the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with red hair, the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with green hair, and the super-powered big-titted schoolgirl with blue hair.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I'm so confused. It's like he is writing fan fiction about himself and his inner personalities.

 

[Pony Horn]

This is one reason why it's good for a cognitively impaired person to have some structure. Back when he was in school, when he'd go totally off the wall, like conveying messages from Sonuchu to Mary Lee Walsh and giving her a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, she could smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and straighten him out a bit.

He didn't like it and he was still messed up but it forced him to keep at least one toe in reality.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

So I read his recent post to Facebook. When the fuck did this become the plot to MGSV?

"Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now."

I am so confused...

 

[Quijibo69]

He pretty much said "The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me" in a wall of text.

 

[jc17]

... Chris...? You okay there, buddy...?

 

[Fulmango]

What the fuck?