Containment Random Chris Updates

Keine said:
Because every good story needs a thrilling conclusion.. or something.
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EVERYONE, I require your attention for a moment, to tell you further and true, of Uzume Tennouboshi, of nations lost in other Dimensions.

As I had stated, from within my Sega Dreamcast Console, I had absorbed a Lot of power into myself, up to the point of Uzume, herself, sharing my body with me. I, was mistaken, but not wrong; I had absorbed the Orange Spiral Seal that had once held Uzume, fully and whole. The Seal had taken on her personality and spoken to me as Uzume, herself, would have.

While Kurome, the dark half of Uzume, in the past weeks, wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends, That has come to a close, in a final moment between Kurome and one of them, who was not Uzume. For you see, Uzume, herself, was awake and in hiding, waiting for her moment to get back with Kurome. In Kurome’s confusion of rather this being inside of me, or Uzume; which of us two was the Real Uzume Tennouboshi.

Uzume Striked! She merged back together with Kurome, cheating death, and becoming fully alive as she was before long ago! I, having learned of this and lost the voice of Uzume from the Seal, still inside me, with the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as my own powers.

There is one portion of Uzume that now leaves her not yet feeling fully Whole; she is unable to transform into Orange Heart. Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now. She Needs Her Share Energy Back! NOW! So she can protect our world from the threats within our world and from other Dimensions.

Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again! Lift Up Your Hearts and Hands High, Right Now, for Uzume!

Thank You, Everyone!

I can't decipher this much :autism:. I apologize.
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I only share my energy with Goku. Fuck this bitch, trying to steal Goku's job 'n shit. Get the fuck outta here!
 
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This post is set apart from his earlier shilling for Neptunia because before, it was pretty obvious that Chris was just trying to imitate what he thinks an advertisement for the game would sound like, which he has a long history of doing what with the numerous ads that have appeared throughout Sonichu. Now though, he's dropped the advertising schtick and is talking like Uzume is actually real. I still don't think he's gone full schizophrenic, but it shows he has a very powerful ability to suspend his own disbelief.
 
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Outer Heaven?! Colonel, what’s a Metal Gear reference doing here?!
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Rayleigh said:
I guess we know what happens when Barb dies... She'll 'possess' Chris to pick up cat poop and beget the hoard post-humuorously.
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Oh God, there's actually a good possibility Chris will become a hoarder after she dies. I mean, he already sort of is, but he could be so much worse. Especially if he's one of those types who gets super-sentimental about his mother and decides he needs to keep all of her stuff. And buy new shit from Goodwill. It tends to be women that do that, but Chris just might...
 
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