Containment Random Chris Updates

I'm just waiting to see if Chris will announce another genocide has taken place in CWCville without realizing it.

I say we should hold a bet on which genocide will be mentioned by Chris next. My money is on Rwanda.

"so uh, so uh there was a big long brawl between two groups of sonichus fans, they call themselves the Chuhtus and the Chutsis. well, it was lots of ucky, but one of the uh, the bosses of the soup hotels started tryin' ta get them to make peace, and well...."
 
What are the odds that it will involved Nazi shenanigans of some sort?...

I just had a horrible theory about this mystery poor woman that will eventually be harrassed by Chris. If it's not Jessica, the only person in Chris miserable life that he knew that "loved" Germany was the one and only German Nazi warfare bitch herself....Megan.
 
That;s exactly the kind of joke we shouldn't be making reich now. Come on guys, let's take a step back and SS the situation.
agreed, these jokes really panzer to the the lowest type of humor.i don't get why the heil everyone likes them so much.

Hopefully my silly jokes didn't hurt your concentration. Camp seem to keep myself from focusing on what's German to the topic at hand. Jew can consider this my apology.
 
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Every goddamn time it's a wall of text word salad that's impenetrable from a reading standpoint. Fatty is getting lost up his ass into his own mind.
 
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Christorians! Get Ready to Update what you know about the city of Cwcville! There are More details than I, Myself, even was aware of, and just unbelievable! Like Future Shock to ME! Firstly, the Mall is being remodeled! Well Remodeled!

The Prison Camps we’ve built recently, we have names for them. The first one from Wednesday the 15th, Camp X-Ray. Other Prison Camps, all with the Great features as the first, are Camp Delta, Camp Omega, Black Dolphin, Jonestown, Hilton, Sandusky’s Trunk (juvenile hall) Vorkuta and Kony Island. Happy-sounding names for the benefit of the reforming inmates. And, apparently, Vegas Vic, THE Cowboy, is still alive, and known as Vegas Dick in Cwcville. Part of an Epic Story that I will share with y’all later, Light-Powered!

AND, from such story of the Light Power, Most to All of my city’s People, are Able to Dimensionally Teleport! Some of them are Vacationing Here, in our Reality! And to those people here, the Next Tweet is addressed to you all.

To All of my Cwcville Citizens, Vacationing Here, in my reality: a Madman has infected the US Money there with an infectious Virus, similar to Smallpox. The US Currency is temporarily being changed to Cwcsmarts in the city, until all infected monies are isolated and disinfected!

To Everyone in, and visiting from Cwcville, I bid you all a Great and Safe Day; Please Be Safe and Well, Y’all!
 
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