Containment Random Chris Updates

[nvrwastetree]

I think a lot of them are either real life friends of his trying to help a tard out in an easy way, or trolls who want to keep him doing the comics.

I hate to say it, but I think Chris is actually either bored, he's letting mystery man run the show, he lost his "creative outlet (of course something he borderline never had)", or something health wise is happening to Barb or both of them. His patreons, whether they're IRL or online, either have money to burn, or they enjoy giving money to a retard who is eventually going to forget the patreon, and then they'll probably keep paying him.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I don't know if this would work, because Chris being Chris would lie, but what if he had to be confronted with a calendar of which days during a month he actually worked? When you see four+ weeks with so little activity, would he do his standard whining? Would it snap him into working a little? Having something that concrete in front of the lazy ball of lard excrement, I wonder.

He'll make excuses like how he's busy taking care of Barb or he's stressed or something, which he will see as perfectly justifying his not working on the products people pay him for.

Does anyone know what happened to Sorbet? I am kinda worried about him, havent heard anything from the chandler cats for a while.

Good question. @Chandler Cats how are you?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I highly doubt Chris is actually reporting his income like he's supposed to. Also I doubt Chris is reporting his non-SSDI income properly for tax purposes so that's another issue. The SSA monitors bank accounts of recipients, so I'm wondering if there will ever be a Saga where he gets in trouble with the SSA for this stuff.

There are ways around that. You can have secret bank accounts and as long they don't go over a certain amount, they're not reported to the government. I don't hate Chris, but I do welcome the government finding out just because this content is not entertaining.

 

[nvrwastetree]

He'll make excuses like how he's busy taking care of Barb or he's stressed or something, which he will see as perfectly justifying his not working on the products people pay him for.

If Chris ever got another job, where someone else is running the show and not him (let's face it, Chris in a management position would either end up with him firing his employees, or the entire company would go belly up and have to declare bankrupcy, especially if he landed a job that allowed him to use a company credit card), I for one would absolutely love to see him tell his boss that he doesn't or cannot do something because "wahhhhhh I'm stressed, IM WORKING ON IT!", or pull his whiny bullshit thinking that nothing would happen to him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think a lot of them are either real life friends of his trying to help a tard out in an easy way, or trolls who want to keep him doing the comics.

Most of his patrons want printed books, judging from the majority of them (18 ) being on the $20-$50 tiers for the books. Seems to be hit or miss as to whether he'll feel like dealing with that. Luniara said she didn't get her book two months after ordering, but one of his other patrons who lives outside the U.S. has been getting them on schedule.

 

[Done]

Most of his patrons want printed books, judging from the majority of them (18 ) being on the $20-$50 tiers for the books. Seems to be hit or miss as to whether he'll feel like dealing with that. Luniara said she didn't get her book two months after ordering, but one of his other patrons who lives outside the U.S. has been getting them on schedule.

How is he printing his books? Still thru Lulu?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

How is he printing his books? Still thru Lulu?

Yeah. Someone mentioned last year that he has a hidden Lulu account.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past."

Uhh, does Chris not know that he is Christian?
This has me wondering, Marvin says Chris is talking to trolls pretending to be Rosechu and Sonichu or whatever and is believing it because crazy. Would he believe in someone who says they are the cwcville version of him? or would that finally clue him in that he's being played?

I think Chris means the comic universe version of himself. If Chris says that CWCville is really happening in an alternate dimension then I think he's conceded to the fact that HE is not the Chris in the comics but really just a medium telling that Chris's story. Chris has created a fictional scenario in which he is unintentionally plagiarizing an alternate version of himself for cash.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I think Chris means the comic universe version of himself. If Chris says that CWCville is really happening in an alternate dimension then I think he's conceded to the fact that HE is not the Chris in the comics but really just a medium telling that Chris's story. Chris has created a fictional scenario in which he is unintentionally plagiarizing an alternate version of himself for cash.

It wasn't me, your honor, I swear! It was the alternate version of me the exists in my comic books!

 

[MY 405]

He'll make excuses like how he's busy taking care of Barb or he's stressed or something, which he will see as perfectly justifying his not working on the products people pay him for.



Good question. @Chandler Cats how are you?

Chandler Cats has had bronchitis for three and a half weeks and it sucks. Seeing Sorbet after his injuries went past First Intention treatment was heartbreaking. I think Chris has finally stopped posting pics of him because he needed more care, but at least he took him to the vet.

 

[Lipitor]

Most of his patrons want printed books, judging from the majority of them (18 ) being on the $20-$50 tiers for the books. Seems to be hit or miss as to whether he'll feel like dealing with that. Luniara said she didn't get her book two months after ordering, but one of his other patrons who lives outside the U.S. has been getting them on schedule.

How is he printing his books? Still thru Lulu?

I think at least half his sales are gag gifts people buy for their friends for b-days/xmas/holidays. I'm basing that off his paid video content. Sure there are some stupid people who think they're trolling by giving him money, much like the spergs that tip $5 to call some boob twitch streamer a whore and she fake cries to keep the donations coming in, except in this case I think Chris actually thinks he's selling to fans.

He's almost certainly printing his books under an alias at some random web publisher, having the books delivered in bulk to him at the end of every month, and then shipping them out individually. It's the only way to prevent troll copyright complaints.

 

[Trilby]

He's almost certainly printing his books under an alias at some random web publisher, having the books delivered in bulk to him at the end of every month, and then shipping them out individually. It's the only way to prevent troll copyright complaints.

I'm glad if he's getting smart enough to do this somewhat better.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Trilby]

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It's very interesting when Chris likes subliminal videos like this.

I believe he also liked videos relating to changing the smell of Farts, eliminating BO and fat belly shrinkage, which means that he acknowledges that he has those issues in some way lol.

It's similar to the time he posted on FB about his fat gut to guilt Jessica into coming back.. Chris only acknowledges his issues when there's something in it for him.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

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If the idea guy could convince Chris to stop wasting time on these vids, I will be convinced that there is a God.

 

[Marvin]

This has me wondering, Marvin says Chris is talking to trolls pretending to be Rosechu and Sonichu or whatever and is believing it because crazy.

Yeah, based on his demeanor as he's reacted to these "revelations" about Rosechu having a dick, I believe he believes in this nonsense. Someone's probably feeding him information about Rosechu and this information is distressing him.

However, normally when someone tries to tell him shit he doesn't like, he'll just overrule them. "Chris, I'm rosechu and I have a penis!" "hmm, yeh, no, I have a psychic connection* with Rosechu and she says no" - how he'd normally react.

* Autism for "childish imagination"

That Chris is accepting this information and announcing it to the public, and as he's doing so, he's very cranky, that leads me to believe he actually believes this to some degree.

We're in fascinating (and franky, scary) new territory.

Would he believe in someone who says they are the cwcville version of him? or would that finally clue him in that he's being played?

It's not about how shocking or ridiculous the claims are.

Like, Chris naturally doesn't have very good powers of discernment. But he does have some. He does get suspicious when things get a little too wild. But for years, trolls have slapped Chris' hand every time he even tried to exercise that discernment. We taught him that trying to distinguish things based on a spectrum of ridiculousness, and responding with an appropriate level of critique, was a losing game. It really made Chris worse. We trained Chris to not trust his (admittedly, poorer than average) instincts, because "fuck you for trying to evade our trolling, Chris".

So Chris switched tactics. Chris then decided that he'd put up a really strong defense, but once you penetrate that defense, he'll trust you 100%. Additionally, he farmed off vetting of suspicious content to friends he trusted. We also fucked with that system.

So yeah, if you penetrate his initial defenses, at this point, Chris will believe literally anything, including that he's talking to an alternate reality version of himself.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In spite of it being a full month since his last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon.

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He's now getting $652 from 24 people.

I believe that is enough where they start to dock your tugboat.

 

[zap2theextreme]

So what the fuck is he doing right now?

 

[Keine]

So what the fuck is he doing right now?

Sitting on his ass in an ill-fitting dress, probably playing video games or watching cartoons.