Containment Random Chris Updates

[ForgedBlades]

Damn... I wasn't going to buy it, but him being generous enough to throw in the K.K. Slider charm pushed me over the edge.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman69]

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"One of a kind".... I guess that's Chris for "fucking disgusting, filthy, scratched and looking like shit.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282896474369?ul_noapp=true

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eBay Description:

"Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.


Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with."

Its literally being held together by tape and is beat to shit; if ANYBODY even the weens pay $100 for this thing ill eat my shoe.

 

[CWCissey]

Its literally being held together by tape and is beat to shit; if ANYBODY even the weens pay $100 for this thing ill eat my shoe.

Don't get yourself into a @Techpriest situation there!

 

[UnKillFill]

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eBay Description:
My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope.

I'm sure this has been mused upon before... but I've never understood the "certificates of authenticity" he always includes with these things... Does he seriously think a half crumpled piece of paper he assumedly just scribbled his name and the word "authentic" on in crayon is a selling point for any of the people :autism: enough to buy this? (or any of the other pieces of trash he dredges up from the hoard and decides to sell.)

Or am I totally wrong, and it actually is...?

 

[Angel Bob]

Franklin Mint and HSN include that with all their "investment piece" collectables that are going to be worth a fortune someday because there are so many bootleg NASCAR collector's plates floating around that Christie's is going to need that certificate in 20 yeas when they auction it for you.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Its literally being held together by tape and is beat to shit; if ANYBODY even the weens pay $100 for this thing ill eat my shoe.

Will you be having it cooked or raw?

 

[NiggoPls]

I've got official surveillence video of the "Kiwis" that are responsible for this.

I didn't know that there's a Ryan Seacrest type among the Kiwis.

 

[Silvally]

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"One of a kind".... I guess that's Chris for "fucking disgusting, filthy, scratched and looking like shit.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282896474369?ul_noapp=true

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eBay Description:

"Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.


Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with."

eww that think looks gross

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I honestly stopped caring so much about weens giving him money for his toys, but the one thing thats twitching me is how he keeps thinking he needs a "Certificate of Authenticity" with all his toys as if he's the Franklin Mint or something.

Never mind the $100 price tag for a fad gimmick that was only compatible with HGSS, like 3 generations ago.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Will you be having it cooked or raw?

Fucking disgusting exceptional individuals. I hope the dipshit who bought this gets doxxed.

 

[LofaSofa]

Fucking disgusting exceptional individuals. I hope the dipshit who bought this gets doxxed.

it was me i brought it

 

[dacwcman69]

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Will you be having it cooked or raw?

Ill just take it as a suppository I suppose, life continues to fuck my mind might as well get the back door too

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ill just take it as a suppository I suppose, life continues to fuck my mind might as well get the back door too

Never underestimate the stupidity of autistic weens who want a part of "christory". A ween and their money are easily parted

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

 

[Silvally]

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

i like how he thinks it can be saved

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

i like how he thinks it can be saved

He's dead Jim.

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

Is he gonna pay for those billions of dollars of debt that they're in with his tugboat money

Hurry Chris, that's a lot of toys to buy!

 

[Pony Horn]

Its literally being held together by tape and is beat to shit; if ANYBODY even the weens pay $100 for this thing ill eat my shoe.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

Chris says this like he's not going to be first in line at the liquidation sale.