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Containment Random Chris Updates
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I like how Chris states that Chris named people are artistic, but not actually all of them, and then a lot of artists are not named Chris either, efectivelly making absolutely no fucking point at all.
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honestly i think in his own special way Chris loves us
Silver Octopus
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I guess all is forgiven after we "hacked into" Jessica's Facebook.
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Maybe he will finally reverse his curse on us that gave me crippling autism?
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So, this bomb to be dropped is just a big charade?
Pony Horn
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I'd feel better if it wasn't ideafag who originally prompted Chris into realizing that Jessica was a troll by making believe he put the info into some stupid cpu. But it is nice to see him acting like his head isn't up his ass, even if this isn't bound to last. I just don't think it's gonna be too long before some idiot introduces himself to chris and tell him he's from CWCville and starts leading Chris around by the nose again.
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TBH, I can't even name anyone famous named Chris, except maybe Chris McCandless... But that guy was a fucking moron.
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Joke's on him, we all had crippling autism already.
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Chris Christie? Chris Pratt? Chris Cooper? Chris Columbus?
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Fuck, guess I live under a rock lol. JK, thanks for the correction!
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You mean the way he's in love with Null.
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I think I know why Darkwing Duck being demoted to simply being an in-show cartoon in the new Ducktales is rustling Chris's jimmies.
Its because of his whole "Cartoons really exist in another dimension" mindset. He thinks that the Darkwing Duck parallel in his mind wouldn't want something like that to happen.
That being said, Chris is a moron who takes cartoons too literally and because of that, he doesn't see why its totally fitting for Darkwing Duck to be a "Show within a show" now. In the original cartoon, the whole point was that Darkwing Duck was arrogant, full of himself, and didn't even have super powers, yet he thought he was the shit and the city couldn't sleep without him. That totally sounds like someone who wishes he could have his own Tv show.
Subconcious Offense
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Is that the big reveal? He is going to give his account to Chris?
CwChalk
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Is Chris just one step away from posting here? I hope so.
If so, than I also hope some idiots don't show up and start doing nothing but julay'ing him or spamming him about dirty, crapped briefs. That might be asking too much though.
If so, than I also hope some idiots don't show up and start doing nothing but julay'ing him or spamming him about dirty, crapped briefs. That might be asking too much though.
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The last time Chris was here was pretty recent, and Null and some others did a good job limiting that kind of behavoir.
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It's like he's typing out his delirious thoughts as they go, changing his mind along the way.
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Ironically there was a quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons named Chris Chandler, who was actually pretty good for a few years too
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Don't forget Chris Cornell, the singer for Soundgarden who hung himself in Detroit at the MGM Grand Hotel after playing a sold out show to 5 thousand fans.
https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/7801336/chris-cornell-details-death
https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/7801336/chris-cornell-details-death