Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hrothgar]

AFAIK, Chris never said "no darkies", he merely stated that he didn't prefer to date black women, and "niggo" was his exceptional way to circumvent saying nigga on video, which means that he feels it's wrong to say.

I think it's in reference to this fanart or whatever it was that Chris said he liked.

 

[The Dude]

AFAIK, Chris never said "no darkies", he merely stated that he didn't prefer to date black women, and "niggo" was his exceptional way to circumvent saying nigga on video, which means that he feels it's wrong to say.

Pretty sure he said he wouldn't accept anyone who wasn't white, because that's the way it was in his dreams, er...I mean "what God promised him in his visions". And he did call Surfshack Tito a nigger in one video.

 

[Done]

Pretty sure he said he wouldn't accept anyone who wasn't white, because that's the way it was in his dreams, er...I mean "what God promised him in his visions".

So basically a dating preference, just expressed in a deeply autistic way.

And he did call Surfshack Tito a nigger in one video.

LOL to be fair, Surfshack Tito totally fucked with him and "stole his girlfriend".

TBH, I miss Tito the most out of all the trolls, he was the funniest, and he didn't hide behind the facade of "helping Chris" like Clyde did (which IMO, may have tainted said help in Chris's eyes).

He got Chris to cut the weirdest wrestling promo of all time:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Scott Steiner promos have nothing on that promo

 

[Poliwrath]

So basically a dating preference, just expressed in a deeply autistic way.
LOL to be fair, Surfshack Tito totally fucked with him and "stole his girlfriend".

TBH, I miss Tito the most out of all the trolls, he was the funniest, and he didn't hide behind the facade of "helping Chris" like Clyde did (which IMO, may have tainted said help in Chris's eyes).

He got Chris to cut the weirdest wrestling promo of all time:

Pipebomb.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Negro sonichus exist? Does this mean that there are Asian sonichus as well?

There are no negro sonichus. While you may think Blake formerly Black Sonichu is black, you’d be wrong as he angrily stated in the Christmas comic when he’s wished a happy Kwanza.

 

[The Captain]

There are no negro sonichus. While you may think Blake formerly Black Sonichu is black, you’d be wrong as he angrily stated in the Christmas comic when he’s wished a happy Kwanza.

A while ago he said something about "Spook Sonichu" on Twitter and someone made some fanart.

 

[White bubblegum]

This one?

 

[Gentrify]

Overzealous A-Log fag loses his mind on Chris's patreon

 

[Captain Oblivious]

A while ago he said something about "Spook Sonichu" on Twitter and someone made some fanart.

Well fuck, there's my spinoff out the window.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Overzealous A-Log fag loses his mind on Chris's patreon

That needs to become a copypasta

 

[Gentrify]

That needs to become a copypasta

Go look on the patreon comments, i fucked with him a little bit. i have a feeling he'll be back when he wakes up from his presumably ham induced slumber

 

[White bubblegum]

You're as deluded as Chris tranny fuck face. Get off my dick you faggot fucker. It's obvious that you don't have a life.

Says the guy spending his time yelling at some random autist on the internet. what "delusions" does he speak of? You're doing the exact same shit as him.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Can someone translate Chris-chan's autism?

 

[Pringus]

Thanks for the clarification, Chris. This all makes sense now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can someone translate Chris-chan's autism?

Instead of wondering why he's filthy, alone, and balding at a faster rate than a Turkey being plucked for Thanksgiving.

 

[Silvally]

Instead of wondering why he's filthy, alone, and balding at a faster rate than a Turkey being plucked for Thanksgiving.

well if your live was in the shitter wouldn't you wanna thing of anything else?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris bought the newly-released SEGA Mega Drive & Genesis Classics game. It's $30.

 

[Rupin]

That's what happens when weens keep giving him money.

 

[TaterBot]

I think you meant to say weeners. That is to say, people with tiny wieners and no life.