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Sonic and Knuckles, huh?

Could it have been yesterday's outing of Bert and Ernie that inspired Chris to make such a claim?
 
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Okay, so Sonic fucks Knuckles. I still wonder why Chris completely ignores Tails' existence. I know about and agree with the theory that he used to ignore Tails because of all those rumors about Sonic and Tails being fuckbuddies. But the key phrase there is "used to", now I'd think he would double-down on Tails being gay for Sonic. And yet he still acts like that character doesn't even exist.
 
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He seems so adamant in his head cannon, too.

Can you imagine if the Sega imagineers create a new Sonic Cartoon in a few years where Sonic is married to Amy Rose? That there could breach the "Sister Dimension" beliefs because what happens in cartoons, gets adapted in there.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yeah, Chris making out of character tweets about dick sucking again..
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It's pretty fuckin chewed up how shit like this can't be looked at anymore without that pukey feeling.. is this just how his tissue paper psyche & developmentally arrested brain spits out residual aftershocks of the trauma? Or did another fucking subhuman stealth past the infantry & pick up where the last one left off?

And what can really be done about it if it's the latter. Ugh.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Laugh? Why does anybody have to do anything?

This is a nature documentary, let's stop running in and saving the baby zebra from the lions.

Especially since he keeps walking over to them covered in bbq sauce.
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I left that final thought kind of half-baked on purpose, but it was said more in terms of the fact that, while I think it's a noble-as-fuck effort, he can't be saved from himself. And I agree with you completely, it was just more of a lament & not at all a call to arms.

From what I've seen & read, I don't like Chris. I don't have any emotional investment in his ultimate outcome, good or bad. I'm not rooting for his success, or his failure. I'm glad he has people who are trying to make things okay because I'm sure as fuck not interested in dealing with shitshows like that. I'd assume I'm hardly a party of one in that camp.

I think he's an entitled brat & the reasons that might belie that don't matter to me. I don't have to like entitled brats, or care about what makes them that way, & I don't have to feel bad for them when being a shithead leads to screaming for handouts on the internet, *like an entitled brat*. I don't care.

But it does fuck me way up that there are fucked, evil, mongoloid pieces of shit out there that delight in tormenting a person who is bereft of mental defenses. And after reading the tiny bit of information about the shit that was done.. and left to imagine the horrors that aren't even public....I don't have to like the victim to feel awful that they were put through that, or to hate the hostile perpetrators.

And when I see tweets like the one we're talking about, along with some of the other shit that has been creeping up again lately, it does make me a little sick inside.

Perhaps I am too fragile for this cruel world..(:_(
 
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